Lamest personalized license plates

[orange]

a girl who I went to high school with, her dad is a malpractice attorney, a real schmuck and drives a mercedes with the license plate XXXpensive. he is a real tool.

At Sadie Hawkins junior year, his daughter blew me in his basement then I puked all over his basement bathroom and left.

[Dickeymotto]

Just saw a dude driving a hearse (as his everyday car) with "DOOM" as his plate.

[pappag]

First four below were seen at Loveland this past Saturday.

[scoober]

The "AP CALC" kills me. I hope it is just a teacher who is passionate about what they teach.

Saw a Smart fourtwo with "SMARTIE". The smug emissions were overwhelming.

[MuleSkinner]

Driving into Ketchum this weekend - we saw a Porsche with the license plate glfstrem. He was heckled.

[pappag]

This was seen somewhere on I-25 near Denver about a month ago.
Wyoming plate with the personalized plate of "2 KEGS":

[boarddad]

I saw a Prius with the plate "1INCRPL" (CA has a limited number of stickers that allow Prius drivers to drive solo in the carpool lanes)....


You wouldn't believe how much I wanted to key that car!!

[xtraheat]

I saw a like 90' volvo station wagon with "NED4SPD" that was pretty lam

[montanagirl]

TMKRKWD on a jacked up Ford Van with Team Kirkwood all over the sides.

[Tuckerman]

Vanagon around with the plate "SHAGWGN"

[pappag]

Saw this in Breckenridge this past Saturday:

[pappag]

I think I posted this before, but the picture wasn't too clear. So today, I was feeling lucky once again.

[encore]

I saw one yesterday that said, "HNGOVR". Why doesn't he just put a sticker on his car that says "Officer, please pull me over".

[kano]

A personal favorite here in Iowa. WTFWJOD

What the Fuck would Johnny Orr Do.

If anybody new of the old ISU basketball coach, it makes perfect sense. I remember him yelling at one of his players during a time-out (loud enough to be heard over the band and all), "Dammit Elmer, you couldn't guard my dick."

[Provocyclist]

Vanagon around with the plate "SHAGWGN"

I think i know who that belongs to, if its a blue one.

[Mach Looney]

Spotted: Silicon Valley geek with a WHILE1 plate. Wow, you're so smart.

[Tippster]

I think it's kinda fun. 25 years ago the town of Ocean City, MD handed out "OCLocal" Stickers at their town hall meetings in the winter. The cars that had them on their bumpers never got parking tickets during the Summer Season. Kind of a little "Locals Only" gift for the 2000 people that lived there year-round.

[Tippster]

Yeah, when really the people who invest in real estate in Mt. Towns, pay Property taxes, and have been around enough to even know about the license plate thing are waaaaay less local than some skibum who surfs a couch during his winter quarter. Fuck them.

From what you wrote it sounds more like nostalgic locals. Hell, you have to be a resident to tag a car, no?

[Caucasian Asian]

I passed a Plymouth Sundance on Sunday with vinyl stickers on the trunk that read:

DONT LAFF....MY OTHER CAR IS A PORCH

[Provocyclist]

Saw some fucktard on the freeway this morning, Virginia plates: IM A LDS. Welcome to utah, dumbass.

[pappag]

Seen today on the corner of 17th and Wynkoop:

[tigerstripe40]

"Choose The Right" = LDS church = supposed to remind you to do the right thing...

When I lived in Utah, I looked around for a "CTL" or "CTW" sticker, but never could find one.

I still want one that says:

CTR: Choose Trojan® Rubbers

[Andy_B]

Tuesday night.

Upside down in the ditch.

Amanduz.

[Mr. Belvedere]

“T BONNER”
On what I would say was a “04-“05 Chevy Monte Carlo, Taking up two parking spots in a crowded parking lot. Sure, I would love to walk ever further on icy asphalt when it’s 2 degrees out!!
First of all. I read this as T boner (like, “your mom is so hot she is giving me a huge boner”)
Second. It’s a car for Christ’s sake! If you take it out of the garage it is going to get stone chips and rust spots. Don’t be an asshole and use more parking spots than you need. That’s why some guy painted all those lines on the ground. Besides, some high school kid will look for you and park his “88 Plymouth Sundance two inches from your drivers side door so you have to get in your car from the passenger side and look like a tool trying to maneuver over the gear shifter!!!

[Steven S. Dallas]

We're getting 4YAWKEY license plates for our new car. Stoked.