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  1. 08-13-2008, 08:23 AM #26
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    Old Larry's gotta at least make the B list...
    Something about the wrinkle in your forehead tells me there's a fit about to get thrown
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  2. 08-13-2008, 10:48 AM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by leroy jenkins View Post
    I think Frank Zappa is around 90somthing.
    Nah. Just look and feel like that sometimes.

    Quote Originally Posted by Eldo View Post
    ... was born in 1961, which is where the 61 comes from. By TGR standards he's still young.
    Heh.
    I'm a '61 model too.




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  3. 08-13-2008, 11:21 AM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by FrankZappa View Post
    I'm a '61 model too.
    Yer just a young punk then. I spent a month and a half in the 50's.

    Still... there are many older than me. Sadly, I don't think iceman is one of them.

    At least I don't ski in jeans.
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  4. 08-13-2008, 12:03 PM #29
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    Punk???
    You're the one ridin a snowboard.

    Fiddler's got to be a close contender.
    Edit to add: DoctorWhat? - wish that dude whould've hung out more.
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  5. 08-13-2008, 12:04 PM #30
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    I met FZ, he didn't seem that old.
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  6. 08-13-2008, 12:05 PM #31
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    Lunch told me that he learned to ski in leather boots.
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    I turned 51 last Sunday. Born in 1957. But I am very immature for my age.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Telenater View Post
    Not to out him, but how does Telepariah match up?. I suspect his sage words belie wisdom earned over many close calls with birthday candles.
    I'm so old the crack of dawn better be careful around me.


    Wait...


    Wha???

    At least Baker Bunny is older than I am, I think.

    I boiled my thermometer, and sure enough, this spot, which purported to be two thousand feet higher than the locality of the hotel, turned out to be nine thousand feet LOWER. Thus the fact was clearly demonstrated that, ABOVE A CERTAIN POINT, THE HIGHER A POINT SEEMS TO BE, THE LOWER IT ACTUALLY IS. Our ascent itself was a great achievement, but this contribution to science was an inconceivably greater matter.

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  9. 08-13-2008, 12:19 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by AsheanMT View Post
    Lunch told me that he learned to ski in leather boots.
    wait....


    what?....


    didn't everybody?....


    You mean?....


    hmmmmm.....
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  10. 08-13-2008, 01:00 PM #35
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    I heard Goldmember used to babysit for McCain...
    Screw the net, Surf the backcountry!
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    The word "elder" has another meaning in Utah and parts of Idaho.
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  12. 08-13-2008, 01:20 PM #37
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    Quote Originally Posted by funkendrenchman View Post
    Baker Bunny is pretty wise!
    I'll second this.
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  13. 08-13-2008, 01:52 PM #38
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    Anyone thinking that wisdom is automatically accumulated with age needs to spend la little time around their local assisted living facility!
    It's hard to wag your tail when it is tucked between your legs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by telepariah View Post
    I'm so old the crack of dawn better be careful around me.


    Wait...


    Wha???

    At least Baker Bunny is older than I am, I think.
    quit stealing lines from Tom Waits! Or are you so old that you forgot where it came from?
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  15. 08-13-2008, 02:15 PM #40
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    I know exactly where I stole it from. I may be old but I still have a few teeth left in my head -- and a few friends in town.

    Where did I steal that line from, eh??? Plagiarism -- so hot right now.
    Last edited by telepariah; 08-13-2008 at 02:17 PM.

    I boiled my thermometer, and sure enough, this spot, which purported to be two thousand feet higher than the locality of the hotel, turned out to be nine thousand feet LOWER. Thus the fact was clearly demonstrated that, ABOVE A CERTAIN POINT, THE HIGHER A POINT SEEMS TO BE, THE LOWER IT ACTUALLY IS. Our ascent itself was a great achievement, but this contribution to science was an inconceivably greater matter.

    --MT--
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    Quote Originally Posted by BakerBunny View Post
    Anyone thinking that wisdom is automatically accumulated with age needs to spend la little time around their local assisted living facility!
    That is SO f'n wise!...





    ...and funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Millsie View Post
    I turned 51 last Sunday. Born in 1957. But I am very immature for my age.
    Aren't we all man.....aren't we all......
    Old and Getting Older........
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  18. 08-13-2008, 07:30 PM #43
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    Even though I am a creepy, older guy, I still have not yet broken 40.

    I act way older and crustier tho...
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  19. 08-13-2008, 08:20 PM #44
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    old meat

    I'am in my mid fifties, but my prostate is much older!
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    Wink We had a Poll, you know, back in the Old Days...

    It took some finding.

    But first, I have a question:
    Elder as in the most years alive? Or Elder as in Most Years Skiing?

    Not the same thing, always.
    Some of us wrinklies mess things up by not even learning to ski, or board, until we're almost in our graves...

    http://tetongravity.com/forums/showthread.php?t=32813

    ...Remember, those who think Global Warming is Fake, also think that Adam & Eve were Real...
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  21. 08-13-2008, 10:23 PM #46
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    Quote Originally Posted by TurxSki View Post
    ... Elder as in the most years alive? Or Elder as in Most Years Skiing? ...
    OK, now I just might qualify for this crown. 63 years on skis.

    It's hard to wag your tail when it is tucked between your legs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BakerBunny View Post
    OK, now I just might qualify for this crown. 63 years on skis.
    That's awesome, where at? Taken 1945ish?
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    Game. Set. Match.

    BakerBunny moves on to the finals against any challengers willing to step up and post an old school shot of themselves better then that one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sftc View Post
    Game. Set. Match.

    BakerBunny moves on to the finals against any challengers willing to step up and post an old school shot of themselves better then that one.
    Awesome, Baker Bunny.
    fknawesome.
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    Kudos to BakerBunny. Many of the people on this board are half his age and too clueless when it comes to the interwebz that they can't even manage to post pictures. Not only does it appear that he is the oldest skier here but he is also a rather savvy interwebz senior citizen.








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