Who is our Maggot elder?

**AsheanMT** · 08-12-2008, 06:59 PM

I was wondering which of us is the oldest. I know some of you guys are in your 50's (although you look and act like you're 20) but are there any real old skool maggots? Who is the village elder around here?

**Woodsy** · 08-12-2008, 07:02 PM

I wouls wager a guess of GT 40 of all the mags I have met

Smokey McPole · 08-12-2008, 07:06 PM

Originally Posted by AsheanMT

I know some of you guys are in your 50's (although you act like you're 13) but are there any real old skool maggots?

Yeah - isn't iceman like 58?

**Telenater** · 08-12-2008, 07:11 PM

Originally Posted by Woodsy

I wouls wager a guess of GT 40 of all the mags I have met

Not to out him, but how does Telepariah match up?. I suspect his sage words belie wisdom earned over many close calls with birthday candles.

**eldereldo** · 08-12-2008, 07:46 PM

Not me, despite the name...

BLOOD SWEAT STEEL · 08-12-2008, 07:49 PM

I see you have not yet met our very own mayor of tech talk - Pechelman.

According to his affirmation and other testimony, Pechelman turned 128 last tuesday. This information may or may not be exact however, as the only record of his birth was one which was written into his family bible. A non-combat veteran, he was two months into training when World War I ended on 11 November 1918. Pechelman has repeatedly apologized for still being alive, but claiming "pWning JONGs on the Teton Gravity Research message board" (a site on the internets) that keeps him young and vibrant. Few people are aware that Pechelman was actually the mastermind behind the development of the 'interweb" back in the early 1940's, but his operation was halted by the U.S. government when they needed the gold used for the circuitry to instead go towards the war effort. This "interweb" was later *cough* re-invented and brought into mainstream use by Albert Gore, former Vice President of The United States and inventor of global warming, in 1988. Pechelman's penchant for tinkering started long before this feeble computer advent, though. As a young man growing up in Ohio, he was responsible for drawing the blueprints for the construction of the world's first flying machine under the oversight of his longtime childhood friends, Orville And Wilbur Wright. Below is the only known photograph of Pechelman:

**funkendrenchman** · 08-12-2008, 07:55 PM

Baker Bunny is pretty wise!

**leroy jenkins** · 08-12-2008, 08:07 PM

I think Frank Zappa is around 90somthing.

**skiingsamurai** · 08-12-2008, 08:11 PM

pow tsu is wise
wisdom comes with age doesnt it?

my logic is based on newschoolers, seeing as they have neither of the above

**BakerBunny** · 08-12-2008, 08:12 PM

Jeez, I'm finally good at something!

**Blurred** · 08-12-2008, 08:20 PM

Originally Posted by Jerzilla!!!

Yeah - isn't iceman like 58?

I haven't seen iceman posting lately. Did he die of old age?

Smokey McPole · 08-12-2008, 08:40 PM

Thanks for the set-up....

Originally Posted by BlurredElevens

I haven't seen iceman posting lately. Did he die of old age?

..no - Full-Blown AIDS!

**BigDaddy** · 08-12-2008, 09:34 PM

Iceman could not possibly die of aids. He stopped having sex long before aids became a human disease. (Had viagra been around in the eighties, things might have been different, though.) He is an old fart... but it takes one to know one...

edit: Excellent work BSS

**Sirshredalot** · 08-12-2008, 09:41 PM

I think BigDaddy went to L-S before Wayland and Maynard seceded.

That said, no one could possibly be older than lobstahmeatwad. He learned to sew seat covers from Betsy Ross herself and his arthritis prevents him from mountain biking.

**72Twenty** · 08-12-2008, 09:52 PM

I believe irul was present for the Louisiana Purchase.

**lobstahmeatwad** · 08-12-2008, 09:52 PM

Originally Posted by Sirshredalot

That said, no one could possibly be older than lobstahmeatwad. He learned to sew seat covers from Betsy Ross herself and his arthritis prevents him from mountain biking.

It's true. I had her ad the 13TH stripe cause I'm evil like that.

**The AD** · 08-12-2008, 09:55 PM

Originally Posted by Jerzilla!!!

Yeah - isn't iceman like 58?

iceman has jeans older than you...and he skis in them.

**Pow Tzu** · 08-12-2008, 10:24 PM

Originally Posted by skiingsamurai

pow tsu is wise
wisdom comes with age doesnt it?

All difficult things

have their origin in that which is easy,

and great things

in that which is small.

**Eldo** · 08-12-2008, 11:15 PM

Verbier61? And it's been a few years since he joined, so add a bit more to that number.

**GapersGoHome** · 08-13-2008, 12:52 AM

Damn, BSS - Nice work on the Mayor of Tech Talk.

By the way.... where the F is Pechelman's wikipedia page? Would all other Wiki pages cease to exist if one was made of his life?

**beaterdit** · 08-13-2008, 01:15 AM

Damn, BSS, nice.

I believe that post makes you hier to the "elder" title, if Pechelman ever proves to be mortal that is...

**hemas** · 08-13-2008, 01:28 AM

Originally Posted by Eldo

Verbier61? And it's been a few years since he joined, so add a bit more to that number.

I'm pretty certain that 61 didn't implay his age when he joined... At least he didn't look that old when I saw him a few years back (in Verb.. naturally).

**Nathan Explosion** · 08-13-2008, 01:49 AM

I'm actually 68. Sorry for lying all this time.

**Rontele** · 08-13-2008, 07:31 AM

iceman wrote the old testament.

**Eldo** · 08-13-2008, 07:45 AM

Originally Posted by hemas

I'm pretty certain that 61 didn't implay his age when he joined... At least he didn't look that old when I saw him a few years back (in Verb.. naturally).

I stand corrected. I see by his profile he was born in 1961, which is where the 61 comes from. By TGR standards he's still young.