Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?

**Garrett** · 03-10-2008, 08:10 PM

I would have thought it was obvious from context that I was picking on you, not your kid. I'm sure your kid is dope, he just has a dope for a dad is all. But hey, The More You Know. Next time you can pass over the soypoles at the swap and buy or trade for the (cheaper or same price, stiffer, lighter, less soy) straight slalom poles.

**bones get broke** · 03-10-2008, 08:45 PM

^^^
Are you guys really mixing it up over kids ski poles......on this money thread?

The both of you = fags.

**2nd mate** · 03-10-2008, 08:53 PM

Originally Posted by bones get broke

^^^
Are you guys really mixing it up over kids ski poles......on this money thread?

The both of you = fags.

the "in" term for "fag" is now........"magician."
-Jason Ellis

**Garrett** · 03-10-2008, 08:59 PM

Originally Posted by bones get broke

The both of you = fags.

Thank you sir. Never knew I smoked pole until just now. You complete me.

GQOTW:
<texan>"Got any of them Indian casinos around here?"</texan>
Fresh out, partner. They all went East in the great exodus of '02.

**oftpiste** · 03-10-2008, 10:32 PM

Originally Posted by bones get broke

^^^
Are you guys really mixing it up over kids ski poles......on this money thread?

The both of you = fags.

the one of you=JONG

**oftpiste** · 03-10-2008, 10:36 PM

Originally Posted by Garrett

Thank you sir. Never knew I smoked pole until just now. You complete me.

GQOTW:
<texan>"Got any of them Indian casinos around here?"</texan>
Fresh out, partner. They all went East in the great exodus of '02.

You smoke soy pole.

**basinbum** · 03-10-2008, 11:37 PM

workin at snowbasin one of the kids alpine team skiers says to me "you dont need to slow it down for me im a good skier." immediatly followed by her stabbing her ski into the unload ramp and putting her flat on her face

**eblackwelder** · 03-11-2008, 12:31 PM

Originally Posted by oftpiste

Well, first off, yeah, I'm a gaper.

Second, fuck you for picking on my kid too.

Third, having three kids skiing I pick up cheap or free gear whenever I can and they use it when it fits them.

Fourth, like I said before, pick on someone your own size. You wanna give me shit about it that's fine, but don't be name calling on little kids. Maybe you were the self-proclaimed douchebag in the line.

Fifth, they're fucking ski poles. Who the hell cares what they look like?

Did I mention fuck you yet?

Lighten up Francis.

**Nuthon** · 03-11-2008, 12:35 PM

Standing @ the snow skate comp at Sierra on Sat. this touron wearing shorts & a short sleeve shirt was Yelling " I'm from San Franphysco, i'm a fucking skinhead" Snowballs from the competitors demolished him

**Zom** · 03-11-2008, 12:48 PM

Originally Posted by MotoBeak

Riding the lift watching the freeride comp at Taos, the guy tells his girlfriend "Wow, those guys are nuts. They must have their bindings set all the way to 10!"

That's when you turn to him with a dead serious face and say "No my friend, their bindings go all the way to 11."

**booner** · 03-11-2008, 01:44 PM

I heard a new one today..."Are those trick skis?'...I don't know, maybe hookers DO ski these

**Microcosm** · 03-11-2008, 01:52 PM

Wait, what the fuck are soy poles?

**DBdude** · 03-11-2008, 01:58 PM

No valet parking?

Bolton Valley last Saturday

**Provocyclist** · 03-11-2008, 02:11 PM

I was at Wolf Mountain saturday and sunday doing a little skier-X. Whilst waiting for my friend to meet at the bottom of the lift and I wearing a bib with a big USASA logo on it:

"Excuse me, are you from a church group?"

**grrrr** · 03-11-2008, 02:20 PM

Originally Posted by Garrett

Thank you sir. Never knew I smoked pole until just now. You complete me.

What the fuck's your problem? 7 year old kids eat that shit up. Race jr. boots, race team skis, race poles...does it hurt your eyes to see a kid with curvy poles because they can't mach 9 a GS course, or did you just not get a pony when you were younger?

Dickhead.

**Parvo** · 03-11-2008, 03:06 PM

been moving my gear into my new office and my nice, yet still a gaper, officemate who doesn't like to ski (she snowshoes because it's more serene and peaceful) notices I have two pairs of skis and two snowboards...

officemate: "which do you like better?"
me: "depends on the day"
officemate, slightly confused: "ok, what if its a Saturday?"

**Nathan Explosion** · 03-11-2008, 03:18 PM

Man gets off of Supreme lift at Alta: "Excuse me, could you tell me where the Supreme lift is?"
Me: "I'm sorry, we don't have a lift by that name. You must be thinking of some other mountain."

Man stares blankly, walks to photographer, asks same question, while I'm madly trying to signal her not to tell him.

**oftpiste** · 03-11-2008, 03:40 PM

Originally Posted by grrrr

What the fuck's your problem? 7 year old kids eat that shit up. Race jr. boots, race team skis, race poles...does it hurt your eyes to see a kid with curvy poles because they can't mach 9 a GS course, or did you just not get a pony when you were younger?

Dickhead.

grrrr is the mang. Glad someone gets it.

**KungFu Eddie** · 03-11-2008, 03:49 PM

Some douche in a gay jester hat, "heart carving has arrived"

**Wasatch_Expat** · 03-11-2008, 04:00 PM

Originally Posted by MFJ&S

A few years back while working at PURG I left the shop and ran across a texan in a one ton ford dually 2wd trying to make it up the steep drive with a foot of fresh. he had the gas pinned and kept digging in deeper. i offered to get my rig to tow him out. he accepted while saying "hope you got a dually" i came around with my Tacoma and got the strap out of the bed. the texan just laughed and told me there was no way i could help. I insisted he let me give it a shot, i hooked him up put 'er in 4 low and dragged him out. I got my strap back with a shit eating grin and left. I laughed my ass off all the way home.

I can one-up this one, but NSR. A friend of mine was up getting a Christmas tree a couple of years ago. Pulled over on what he thought was the shoulder but was actually just deep snow. His 4wd Nissan was stuck. Girl comes along in an 80's vintage Subaru and asks if he needs help. She grabs a tow strap out of her car, hooks it up, and yanks him out.

He's then behind her as they're driving up the road, and they see a guy in a big Dodge dually. Same thing, chica in a Subaru puts her tow strap on the Dodge one ton and yanks it out of the snow. Absolutely priceless.

**Microcosm** · 03-11-2008, 04:01 PM

Originally Posted by Nathan Explosion

Man gets off of Supreme lift at Alta: "Excuse me, could you tell me where the Supreme lift is?"
Me: "I'm sorry, we don't have a lift by that name. You must be thinking of some other mountain."

Man stares blankly, walks to photographer, asks same question, while I'm madly trying to signal her not to tell him.

hahaha, best part is I'm sure after that he thought you were the clueless one.

**Nathan Explosion** · 03-11-2008, 04:03 PM

Originally Posted by Microcosm

hahaha, best part is I'm sure after that he thought you were the clueless one.

No, because I was wearing an Alta uniform.

**ski3 P O** · 03-11-2008, 04:28 PM

Originally Posted by grrrr

What the fuck's your problem? 7 year old kids eat that shit up. Race jr. boots, race team skis, race poles...does it hurt your eyes to see a kid with curvy poles because they can't mach 9 a GS course, or did you just not get a pony when you were younger?

Dickhead.

Must be a slow day for him on Gapic.

I hope it picks up soon......................

**bones get broke** · 03-11-2008, 07:20 PM

While skiing BC near Silverton on Sunday.
Me: splitting my snowboard and applying skins for another lap down Minnehaha.

Some gnar hardcore extremeist on rented pontoons skiing guided at Silverton Mtn.: Are you skiing or snowboarding?

Me: Somewhere in the middle there Jim.

**xksrx** · 03-13-2008, 10:23 PM

Riding big burn at snowmass, we spot a snowboarder out of control with terrible form through powder bumps. My snowboard instructor friend, trying to help the gaper, yells , "Lean back you idiot!!!" Right after he says this everyone on the lift sees that the snowboarder has a prosthetic back leg. At this point we all realize that he is actually core and my friend is the gaper.

Another day at Slowmass, a hot chick form somewhere down south on the VX says, "This sucks, there are so many lines on the trails," pointing to the corduroy under the lift.