Jong things I did today

[Sir Jongalot]

I like totally got worked up about that Dankhucker guy - even though he's just a alias. Oooops.

That Hairy and Jer on the other hand - they're genuine tools

[ColoradoFuknRulz]

Your not a Jong ,you live in Breck.It so fukn rad there.

[Blatant]

this thread reminds me of jeff spicoli....... brahs.

[Sir Jongalot]

Ohhh Shit.

I think I just called out Blurred11s - in my jongy way.

Shit's going to hit the fan now.

[Below Zero]

^^Now you need to challenge him to a ski-off!^^

Get after it!

[Sir Jongalot]

^^Now you need to challenge him to a ski-off!^^

Get after it!

Dude - I'd kick his ass. I can take my ski-off so fucking fast.

[Sir Jongalot]

Dudes,

I just posted in an Alias' thread about an Alias who's not
not a real alias and his alias who's not an alias, but an aliass.

[Sir Jongalot]

I came up with the great screenplay and submitted to some talent scouts. Its titled "Sledneck Mountain" I'll, of course, star as the leading man. Here's the jist of it:

- I am a great backcountry skier with legions of fans on the internet. Of course I dont know it at the time, but most of the people I'm surrounded by are yes men or groupies who follow me into some pretty dangerous situations thinking I am so cool.

- I go on great adventures all around the state. Everyone is amazed and give me mad props

- I have some issues - mainly with petty theft and drug use

Here's where it gets interesting:
- I'm thinking of highlighting the parallels between me and Elvis. I'll even make use of some costume effects such as exposed gold chains and chest hair as I drop big cliffs and ski windloaded lines.

- It gets really interesting when I have a problem with posting flaming internet posts attacking, get this, - my friends. Cause I'm really angry deep down that I sorta know I'm not as special as others think I am, but I gotta maintain that egoism front cause I have a BIG secret.

- While I have tons of female and rock-star-like attention, I really discover something else that fulfills me and it burns me I cant out the secret me. So I start a alternative identity and run amuck shitting in my own nest. I know its bad, but continue b/c deep down I want everything to change. I long for the outing

- I have this sidekick, Pepe, who is a little guy, but has become my closest friend, he even knows about my secret flamings and desires. He is like a mini-me in so many ways and defends and stokes me and my alter-ego. Our bonds grow CLOSE. We share a lot of time on the trail and around the campfire.

- The shit hits the fan. I am outed. At first many only think its an outing of my bad behaviour but as time goes by the revelation hits that I've been hinting at a bigger love. I lose my wife, my work, etc, but its all worth it, cause I only long to return to "Sledneck Mountain" with my beloved Pepe, the only one to stand steadfastly by me.

- Eventually I'm embraced back into the community by all but a few vindictive fools. And now in the final scene I am back in my full backcountry glory hucking cliffs in powder but now in a one piece Pink snow suit down to my adoring Pepe.

So what do you think? Is it as inspiring, dramatic, and emotionally wrentching as I hope?

[flatNshallow]

that would be emotionally wretching....

[rideit]

Don't forget that Pepe has a mad, simmering crush on me.

[Sir Jongalot]

Don't forget that Pepe has a mad, simmering crush on me.

No bro. Pepe is true in heart to my character: "Ijongbc"

I AM afraid that the hardcore man-love scenes will be too explicit for a mainstream audience but maybe we can tone those down a bit for the public release.

[Toadman]

The screenplay writing process itself is not a jongy thing, it's the content that is so jongish. I mean that whole midget, sorry, little people buddy film genre has been done to death. You need to switch it up and have like a squirrel or some other woodland creature that you nurse back to health that you find while doing a rad ski TR for the internet. The title is so mis-leading. Where are the slednecks? You need an arch villian. Maybe a sledneck ripper that goes around early in the morning and trashing your pristine powder lines that you spent all summer hiking and scoping out with your new found and rejuvenated squirell bro-brah who rips on the gnar-gnar with snow blades; Hucking off of trees from 100' up! Otherwise your movie sounds pretty boring. Who wants to watch scenes of some loser posting on the web while drinking Hamms and smoking a doobie. More ski scenes with Hucky the squirrel and less slow moving boring internet chat drama and you might have a maggott two thumbs up movie of the year.

[dork69]

Ha! Awesome.
JONG things I enjoy...
- Fuck alternating in lift lines... I goes when I want.

- I also enjoy cutting a skin track above my friends.

[Sir Jongalot]

Fuck I bought like 9 of those Bluehouse skis and now noone will buy them for more than $275.

I'm down $2300 and girlfriend's pissed cause I cant take her on vacation.







Naw, just kidding.

I dont have a girlfriend.

[murph]

I'd only see this movie if it was part of a larger plot, played out over a trilogy.

[Sir Jongalot]

My killer poem:

Dude I ski therefore I am
my name is jongy not Sam
I ski and I know
that I'll find the snow
also sometime I'll find that thing
called love that is proved with a diamond ring.

[Sir Jongalot]

Dudes - I totally got der poopenhousen - you know I had anal sex with this girl, total mistake.....






....my ass really hurts now.

[Nguyen Jong]

We have many stupid post lately

[Sir Jongalot]

Dudes I totally scored a job at Vail Ass.

I am in marketing and it comes with a Pass!!!!

Only thing is that after I accepted, faked a piss test, and quit my other job then I found out the job is in Broomfield . Thats like 100+ miles away from Vail!

Who would think Vail jobs would be in Denver???

So I'm moving to Broomfield to work for a ski area.