I'm so happy to be a Jong and love jonging my way through life. Here's a couple things I did today:
1) Hiked all the way up a peak and then skied down back and forth across someone else's tracks - just cause I didnt know where the hell I was going and figured its better to ski where they skied.
2) Brought some welded metal pipes up to the pass as a rail slide - then left it there, right at the bottom of the main line so that if it snows 2' it'll be just covered - someone's probably going to break both leggs while charging on a pow day - but I'm a Jong.
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12-01-2006, 11:51 AM #1
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Jong things I did today
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12-01-2006, 01:12 PM #2
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Poor to very poor effort. Split.
kook.
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12-01-2006, 01:13 PM #3
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If you're serious about number 2, that blows. Get your ass back up there and lean it against a tree or something. Or take it home.
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12-01-2006, 03:51 PM #4
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Hey remembered a couple other jongy things. Maybe kinda dum but I cant be bothered to consider others...heh...heh..
- I let my dog run around at the pass...he goes in front of cars and semis and stuff..but fuck it.
- I boot pack up the skin track usually. Unless theres a booter set and then I might skin.
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12-01-2006, 03:55 PM #5
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I do believe he's kidding, Iceman.
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12-01-2006, 04:06 PM #6
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These messages approved by perpetual JONG Max Gosey.
"I said flotation is groovy"
-Jimi Hendrix
"Just... ski down there and jump offa somethin' for cryin' out loud!!!"
-The Coolest Guy to have Ever Lived
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12-02-2006, 12:14 AM #7
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- Drove home drunk tonight and smoked herbs on the way.
- Driving to Vail tomorrow - gonna drop some $, park 1 mile away, ride shuttle buses, stumble in my hard alpine boots along the brick pathways, do some shopping, and wait in line to ski pow with 10,000 one piece suit clad a-holes.
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12-02-2006, 12:38 AM #8
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nevermind, its just Nobis again.
Originally Posted by Sir Jongalot
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12-02-2006, 12:47 AM #9
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Yeah I didn't have much to go on though. Originally Posted by Lloyd Christmas
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12-02-2006, 01:13 AM #10
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Waht's the point of this troll?
There's nothing better than sliding down snow, flying through the air
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12-02-2006, 10:02 AM #11
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i dunno, but for some reason its kinda funny. obvious, but funny
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12-04-2006, 12:30 PM #12
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I was up to my usual jonging over the weekend:
- I hitching a ride at the pass and pulled out my new 12" glass pipe hoping to stoke out the driver with some fresh greenage. JONG move!!!! He was a cop!!!
- Kinda turned off by the hitch hiking after that I decided to skin this sweet untracked bowl instead. I set the track zig zaggin straight up the bowl instead of hitting the lower angle ridge on the side. Kinda cut up the line for skiing and exposed myself to possible slide. Guess thats why I'm a Jong!
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12-04-2006, 12:39 PM #13
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789Bush got C's.... Obama probably failed lunch
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12-04-2006, 12:44 PM #14
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Yur stupid!!!
But I guess thats the point?!?!??
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12-04-2006, 02:24 PM #15
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this is pretty much the funniest thread at the moment I think.
Please. keep us up to date on your daily Jonging happenings.
What Jongeriffic thing did I do today?
I went for some BC with a couple other people. i let them break trail the whole way, and at the top dropped in first.
Did I mention I was wearing MY beacon but didnt want the extra weight of a shovel and probe. Oh well sucks for them!
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12-04-2006, 02:29 PM #16
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this is the worst alias ever.
Originally Posted by Roo
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12-04-2006, 02:49 PM #17
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The pot calling the kettle black.... Originally Posted by Rontele
BTW have you noticed most pots and kettles aren't black anymore?
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12-04-2006, 02:55 PM #18
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The ones Rowdy Randy Pipesmoker uses in his fire ring next to his van down by the river are black. All of 'em.
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12-07-2006, 12:57 PM #19
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Today's offering:
- I saw a cool little kicker across the bowl - so I traversed all the way across the middle of the bowl to get there. Kinda cut up a bunch of lines and had to traverse back, but boy I almost landed that 360.
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12-07-2006, 01:04 PM #20
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Fat, stoned and jonging is no way to go through life.
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12-07-2006, 01:06 PM #21
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i like this thread very much
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12-08-2006, 03:45 PM #22
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What Jongish thing happened to you today, Sir Jongalot??? Seems like a lot of jongish things could happen on a friday.
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12-08-2006, 04:03 PM #23
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Today just Totally planning a rad 1st descent for tomorrow - been scoping this one for a couple years:
Place: Loveland Pass - North Side tree shots
Tool: Snoformel
After that I'm planning on really nailing my place in history...
I'm going to be the first to 1) Descend all the 14er in one season, 2) 1st on ANY of the 14ers on a Snoformel, 3) AND I'm going to pull permits to film in Forest Land so I can have a motion picture release (thinking of getting OBernard Franz to narrate).
DUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!!
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12-08-2006, 04:07 PM #24
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He doesn't disappoint.
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12-08-2006, 04:31 PM #25
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jong things i did today:
a) post in this thread, ughMore fucked up than a cricket in a hubcap
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