Jong things I did today

**Toadman** · 12-08-2006, 05:13 PM

Originally Posted by Sir Jongalot

Today just Totally planning a rad 1st descent for tomorrow - been scoping this one for a couple years:

Place: Loveland Pass - North Side tree shots

Tool: Snoformel

After that I'm planning on really nailing my place in history...

I'm going to be the first to 1) Descend all the 14er in one season, 2) 1st on ANY of the 14ers on a Snoformel, 3) AND I'm going to pull permits to film in Forest Land so I can have a motion picture release (thinking of getting OBernard Franz to narrate).

DUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!!

What type of wax do you use on your sled or do you totally jong it up and go sans wax?

**Toadman** · 12-08-2006, 05:14 PM

Originally Posted by Sir Jongalot

Today just Totally planning a rad 1st descent for tomorrow - been scoping this one for a couple years:

Place: Loveland Pass - North Side tree shots

Tool: Snoformel

After that I'm planning on really nailing my place in history...

I'm going to be the first to 1) Descend all the 14er in one season, 2) 1st on ANY of the 14ers on a Snoformel, 3) AND I'm going to pull permits to film in Forest Land so I can have a motion picture release (thinking of getting OBernard Franz to narrate).

DUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!!

What type of wax do you use on your sled? Or do you totally jong it up and go sans wax.

**Sir Jongalot** · 12-08-2006, 07:32 PM

Originally Posted by Toadman

What type of wax do you use on your sled? Or do you totally jong it up and go sans wax.

Wax? - thats for the mini-skis I use on the approach.

**Sir Jongalot** · 12-08-2006, 07:33 PM

Originally Posted by Toadman

What type of wax do you use on your sled? Or do you totally jong it up and go sans wax.

Wax? - thats for the mini-skis I use on the approach.

Cool double posting BTW

**Sir Jongalot** · 12-09-2006, 01:50 PM

Ahhh shit man...

Best early season snow in years and I decided to go to this party in Boulder last night. 5am after 12 PBRs and I strike out on the ugly chick. Drove 2hrs home wasted tumble in bed, and just woke up with what I can tell already is a 2 day hangover.

No skiing this weekend for me.

**Sir Jongalot** · 01-06-2007, 07:42 AM

Dudesters - Here's my latest jonger's activity from yesterday:

I was at Loveland ski resort for the new pow and it was a bit slow at times so this is what I do:

I get behind someone else and get in their track and fly by them really fast - usually bumping them pretty good. Its rude and not very safe, but hell I'm a Jong...

Also did it traversing on the ridge at Chair 9 - I might hurt somebody, but I'm so jongy and dont care.

**vinnay** · 01-06-2007, 11:27 AM

just found this thread and its hilarious. the double post after the double post was the best.

**Steepdeepnlong** · 01-06-2007, 11:51 AM

Originally Posted by Crinkle

jong things i did today:

a) post in this thread, ugh

Responded to a post in this thread.

**GagePLoungin** · 01-06-2007, 12:01 PM

Did you rent skis? If so, remember to crust the boots/bindings with 3" if ice, then go into the rental shop every 1/2 hour and accuse the techs of setting the bindings wrong because your boot won't go in.

**dang** · 01-06-2007, 12:02 PM

This alias could have a lot of potential if he was actually funny or clever.

**vinnay** · 01-06-2007, 01:24 PM

great handle. that is all.

**Sir Jongalot** · 01-13-2007, 09:12 PM

Duddes

posting from mytreo whil drivin g

technolo gyso cool

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**jSki** · 01-13-2007, 10:11 PM

Jong things I did today.
I made sure to ski under the landings of every cliff and cornice I could find.

I also made sure that my dog shit and pissed in the skin track. I dusted some snow over it though so no one would notice.

**Caucasian Asian** · 01-14-2007, 03:20 PM

I told off the guy at the tire shop today. He tried to sell me winter tires when he could cleary see that i've got All Season tires. Duh! Winter's a season too! Some people are sooo stupid.

**Sir Jongalot** · 01-19-2007, 12:07 AM

Dudes I just got back from the doctor.

I was out skiing at A-Basin and decided to emulate my idols in the ski vids and air this knarly line through rocks and shit. I was like 'no Jongy thats a bad idea' but then I said 'nah brah dont be a puss' and i tucked it off the 20' to hardpack. But I forgot my pass was still out of my jacket on that neck hangy thing and it kicked up in the wind and wacked me right in the eye. It totally damaged my cornea or something, and I like ate shit into the trees cause I couldnt see.

- scratched cornea
- strained knee
- bruised kidney
- swollen testicle

I'm out for 2 weeks - but getting back in the saddle and nailing that air asap.

**Rumpelstiltskin** · 01-19-2007, 12:13 AM

Originally Posted by Sir Jongalot

Dudes I just got back from the doctor.

I was out skiing at A-Basin and decided to emulate my idols in the ski vids and air this knarly line through rocks and shit. I was like 'no Jongy thats a bad idea' but then I said 'nah brah dont be a puss' and i tucked it off the 20' to hardpack. But I forgot my pass was still out of my jacket on that neck hangy thing and it kicked up in the wind and wacked me right in the eye. It totally damaged my cornea or something, and I like ate shit into the trees cause I couldnt see.

- scratched cornea
- strained knee
- bruised kidney
- swollen testicle

I'm out for 2 weeks - but getting back in the saddle and nailing that air asap.

I am going to make you spin me some GOLD bitch...

**Sir Jongalot** · 01-19-2007, 12:21 AM

Originally Posted by Rumpelstiltskin

I am going to make you spin me some GOLD bitch...

Dude my brotha Rumplejongskin!!

**AsheanMT** · 01-20-2007, 09:52 AM

Soooo, yesterday after skiing some slackcountry at Lolo Pass I jongishly forgot to put my skis back into my truck and left them leaning on the side of my truck instead. I then proceeded to back up and the skis (with my brand new Naxo 21's) fell under my rear tires and I backed over them. I noticed the "bump" with my rear tires and thought nothing of it and let my front tires back over the same "bump". After backing out all the way I looked to see what the "bump" was and sure enough it was my skis. Considering the size of the "bump" I must have ran directly over my naxo's, but they were completely unscathed. Needless to say, Naxo's are bomber tough and I'm a jong!!

**SRSHARPEJR** · 01-20-2007, 10:54 AM

So glad I broke my shoulder so I have nothing better to do but see what is going on online... WOW.

Think I'll go slam my dick in a door.

**Sir Jongalot** · 01-20-2007, 07:06 PM

Originally Posted by AsheanMT

Soooo, yesterday after skiing some slackcountry at Lolo Pass I jongishly forgot to put my skis back into my truck and left them leaning on the side of my truck instead. I then proceeded to back up and the skis (with my brand new Naxo 21's) fell under my rear tires and I backed over them. I noticed the "bump" with my rear tires and thought nothing of it and let my front tires back over the same "bump". After backing out all the way I looked to see what the "bump" was and sure enough it was my skis. Considering the size of the "bump" I must have ran directly over my naxo's, but they were completely unscathed. Needless to say, Naxo's are bomber tough and I'm a jong!!

Duuuudde bad move.

I did that in the Loveland parking lot - with these 170 pocket rockets - I just left them there since I'd ran em over.

**skiitsbetter** · 01-20-2007, 08:41 PM

Originally Posted by Sir Jongalot

Dudes I just got back from the doctor.

I was out skiing at A-Basin and decided to emulate my idols in the ski vids and air this knarly line through rocks and shit. I was like 'no Jongy thats a bad idea' but then I said 'nah brah dont be a puss' and i tucked it off the 20' to hardpack. But I forgot my pass was still out of my jacket on that neck hangy thing and it kicked up in the wind and wacked me right in the eye. It totally damaged my cornea or something, and I like ate shit into the trees cause I couldnt see.

- scratched cornea
- strained knee
- bruised kidney
- swollen testicle

I'm out for 2 weeks - but getting back in the saddle and nailing that air asap.

That's terrible!!!!!!

...I wont get to hear about jong things that you have done on at the resort for another 2 weeks!!!

**DanKo** · 01-20-2007, 09:22 PM

I really like this thread.

Keep it coming! That is killer material.

**Magnoe** · 01-20-2007, 11:08 PM

Originally Posted by SRSHARPEJR

So glad I broke my shoulder so I have nothing better to do but see what is going on online... WOW.

Think I'll go slam my dick in a door.

You must be a barrel of laughs to be with.

**KoKopeLLi** · 01-25-2007, 12:00 PM

^ how does one slam his head in the door?

Jong thing I did today: I was riding up Six Shooter lift and threw garbage out all over the mountain for traction purpose. Then I didn't get off the chair until it was too late and crushed my legs on the gearhouse. The lifties had to stop everything for about a half hour until a pretty red snowmobile picked me up! I'm such a Jong!