If you want to be a hero you could go all loco on his shit.
"I'm a crazy motherfucker just like that mad monk Rasputin and even if you shoot me 20 times I will still keep coming. You don't want to fuck with me and I am coming for you now because I am loco! That's right I am loco and you picked the wrong loco motherfucker to fuck with, motherfucker! It's over for you, pussy because I'm loco! And I have a PLETHORA of ways to get inside your head and make you think twice about capping anybody because I am LOCO MOTHERFUCKER!!!"
Either he will freeze up allowing you to disarm him or he will cap you first. If you want to be a hero you gots to take your chances.
I boiled my thermometer, and sure enough, this spot, which purported to be two thousand feet higher than the locality of the hotel, turned out to be nine thousand feet LOWER. Thus the fact was clearly demonstrated that, ABOVE A CERTAIN POINT, THE HIGHER A POINT SEEMS TO BE, THE LOWER IT ACTUALLY IS. Our ascent itself was a great achievement, but this contribution to science was an inconceivably greater matter.
--MT--
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