Questions for shmoesmith.

**GoldMember** · 02-20-2007, 04:37 PM

Originally Posted by slippy

......I ain't perfect myself, but y'all should just stick to skiing and joking around...it's a SKI forum..........Even the jokes have fallen off lately with all the rookies....at least the TRs will keep me here. And the bike forum. And the padded room. Fuck, I'm stuck.....

Don't open the threads you don't want to read - simple.

**slippy** · 02-20-2007, 04:38 PM

I've seen them. He wears capris and shows them off. They're beautiful.

**truth** · 02-20-2007, 04:40 PM

Originally Posted by slippy

I've seen them. He wears capris and shows them off. They're beautiful.

That's just it. Those are not capris. They are actually pants painted to look like capris to give the illusion that Roo has shins. He's a devious motherfucker that Roo.

**Tippster** · 02-20-2007, 04:42 PM

Lets pelt him to death with chocolate coins.

**Mrs Roo** · 02-20-2007, 04:43 PM

You'll have to pee in his Nalgene bottle then.

**Tippster** · 02-20-2007, 04:44 PM

I call dibs!

**slippy** · 02-20-2007, 04:56 PM

Huh. I'm confused now. Nalgene-peeing doesn't have the jena se qua that leaking on a pair of shins has. Does he have a dog?

**rideit** · 02-20-2007, 04:57 PM

Jena se Qua?

Is that some ebonics little girls name?

**slippy** · 02-20-2007, 05:00 PM

Originally Posted by GoldMember

Don't open the threads you don't want to read - simple.

But I want to open TRs and see how other places are doing snow-wise. I want to open a thread that says 'Questions for Shomesmith.' because I want to know how he is doing. I don't know they're going to be drama-filled. Simple is quitting the site, because there is lame shit everywhere.

**Mrs Roo** · 02-20-2007, 05:01 PM

Originally Posted by slippy

Huh. I'm confused now. Nalgene-peeing doesn't have the jena se qua that leaking on a pair of shins has. Does he have a dog?

Two cats but I'm not letting you pee on them. Their shins are small.

**slippy** · 02-20-2007, 05:02 PM

Originally Posted by rideit

Jena se Qua?

Is that some ebonics little girls name?

Lesson learned: Don't use 'Yahoo Answers' for a spelling check. They'll make you look like an idiot. I mean more of an idiot.

**slippy** · 02-20-2007, 05:04 PM

Originally Posted by Mrs Roo

Two cats but I'm not letting you pee on them. Their shins are small.

It won't be necessary if Roo is nice. Otherwise, golden shin-shower for fluffy and whiskey. No offense, Missus...it's just how it is.

**mrryde** · 02-20-2007, 05:17 PM

Seriously, this thread doen't need to remain on the front page

**Roo** · 02-20-2007, 05:21 PM

Originally Posted by mrryde

Seriously, this thread doen't need to remain on the front page

I am going to discreetly piss in your pocket.

**schuss** · 02-20-2007, 05:22 PM

Originally Posted by slippy

It won't be necessary if Roo is nice. Otherwise, golden shin-shower for fluffy and whiskey. No offense, Missus...it's just how it is.

Roo's cats are fucked.

**rideit** · 02-20-2007, 05:23 PM

Originally Posted by mrryde

Seriously, this thread doen't need to remain on the front page

It has been reclaimed by inherent silliness. That is good.

**slippy** · 02-20-2007, 05:23 PM

I guess this pissing match doesn't need to bump this shitty thread, you're right. Me and Roo will take it to PMs.

**Mrs Roo** · 02-20-2007, 05:25 PM

Big Trev and Agent Gordon are kick ass cats. They'll inflict some claw damage if there are any attempts to piss in their direction.

Agent Gordon is ACTUALLY a ninja.

**InspectorGadget** · 02-20-2007, 05:31 PM

I, for one, don't want to be in a position of passing judgement on any of the principal players. Whether good or bad, we all have to live with the choices we make. Whether or not you agree with Doug and Bitt's choices, it doesn't lessen the devastating loss that Doug has suffered.

Ultimately, this is a measure of our humanity.

Originally Posted by rideit

Jena se Qua?

Is that some ebonics little girls name?

Possibly. Or, more likely, it's slippy's way of confirming that he really doesn't know shit about the French language. Did you perhaps mean to say savoir faire?

P.S. I don't know shit about the French language either.

**rideit** · 02-20-2007, 05:36 PM

Je connosait Mucho de la langue francais, verdadly.

**The Dad** · 02-20-2007, 06:19 PM

New porn name: Jenna Sequa.

**mr_gyptian** · 02-20-2007, 06:24 PM

Originally Posted by Roo

I am going to discreetly piss in your pocket.

There is nothing discreet about the Providence Pocket.

**craigmont** · 02-20-2007, 06:30 PM

Originally Posted by str8line

This thread is by far the worst thing I've seen on this forum. Everyone who has not come out strongly against it ought to be ashamed.

I am here to come out strongly against this thread.

**Egon** · 02-20-2007, 06:36 PM

Originally Posted by 13

i'm definitely going to remember this episode and the horrible taste left in my mouth the next time i'm clicking through backcountry/steepandcheap/tramdock/dogfunk.com.

Me too. Sickening.

**bklyn** · 02-20-2007, 06:48 PM

Concerned Maggots revealed no big secret - except the hypocrisy behind the mask some people are wearing here in the guise of the "maggot community". Posting on a message board does not make you instant friends forever and trying to pretend it's that way with everyone you meet encourages people to be fake. Most likely, Concerned is a person(s) who knows Schmoe and could take a 20 minute drive to ask the hard questions face to face - and get all the answers. What's missing is the balls to do so, or write this up under their own names.

Of course there's more than meets the eye here. Although so many have hopped up on the high horse, inside their brain everyone who knows this story has speculated as to why it happened.

Maybe they were looking for the clue, the something they could have done to avert disaster. Maybe they saw themselves in what happened and did some personal soul searching. Maybe it was analytical, so they looked at the "facts" and in their mind 1+1 <> 2. Maybe they sat in judgment and made themselves feel better about their own lives, or maybe they were looking to place blame.

If you're a skeptic and a cynic, don't be so quick to put up your cash...

Too many people here love to see "paypal sent" next to their username. It won't assuage the guilt of not being a friend to them before and your coin doesn't mean shit if it comes with conditions or worse yet a spiteful tax.