WTB-Fat-ypus Alotta or Line Elizabeth Pro Fatty

**BanditXXX** · 01-13-2007, 03:20 PM

Either one. The Line Eric Pollard Pro is my choice.

150-150-150 @ 182cm

Shwing

**spindrift** · 01-13-2007, 03:52 PM

Ah, I see you really mean the real fat Pollard one... Anyway, like I said over at Epic, just buy Funken's Doughboys and everyone wins

**BIG HUCK** · 01-13-2007, 08:34 PM

Buy the Alotta's. They are Sweeeeeet!!

**BanditXXX** · 01-14-2007, 04:20 PM

Originally Posted by spindrift

Ah, I see you really mean the real fat Pollard one... Anyway, like I said over at Epic, just buy Funken's Doughboys and everyone wins

The Doughboys look good, but I need something beefy under the foot to stay on top of the mank and stank and general wet sloppy concrete that we usually have here in the Great PNW.

**ryanvdonk** · 01-14-2007, 06:19 PM

i think you're thinking about the sirfrancis bacons, they're 182 with a 142-115-139, pollard also has a cuatom made ski that's 150 underfoot, but you can't get that.

**stuckathuntermtn** · 01-14-2007, 07:30 PM

i thought the line elzibeths were all you ever needed? fucker

**Singel** · 01-14-2007, 07:36 PM

Originally Posted by ryanvdonk

i think you're thinking about the sirfrancis bacons, they're 182 with a 142-115-139, pollard also has a cuatom made ski that's 150 underfoot, but you can't get that.

He's obviously looking for the custom skis, his chances of getting them are very slim, but I'm sure some people here know Eric so you never know...

**lax** · 01-15-2007, 03:54 AM

that nopoles dude at alta has the super-lizzies. i skied a run with him a couple weeks back....they looked FUUUUUUUN i want some. 180-150-170, floppy as shit, but thats part of teh fun...i dont think you want a ski htat big to be stiff.

**skimasterflex** · 01-15-2007, 11:12 AM

I got brand new KW Megafats you can have for a thousand bucks. 174/146/159 @185cm. Not that I'm selling them or anything but if someone wants to drop a grand I'll ship them in a second seeing as how Tahoe is having such a sick pow year....

**BanditXXX** · 01-15-2007, 11:50 AM

Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn

i thought the line elzibeths were all you ever needed? fucker

Yep, they're what I need for the trees and tight chutes.

But, when I put a bag of knarl in my pocket, I need a bigger ski to wipe out the big bowls @ Crystal. To whip the "King", you need a big tool. That fatty Elizabeth is what I need.

If Line gets enough interest from the mags , they'll offer it to the public.

**skimasterflex** · 01-15-2007, 01:59 PM

Originally Posted by BanditXXX

Yep, they're what I need for the trees and tight chutes.

But, when I put a bag of knarl in my pocket, I need a bigger ski to wipe out the big bowls @ Crystal. To whip the "King", you need a big tool. That fatty Elizabeth is what I need.

If Line gets enough interest from the mags , they'll offer it to the public.

They are already producing a mid 140's waist ski for retail sale next year. I've seen a picture of it.

**tharmor** · 01-15-2007, 03:47 PM

Is it short & does it have sidewalls like the Elizabeth?

**skimasterflex** · 01-15-2007, 06:47 PM

Lizzie short no, sidewalls yes. I believe it is 186cm.

**Jumper Bones** · 01-15-2007, 07:25 PM

Originally Posted by BanditXXX

...To whip the "King", you need a big tool....

Aren't you already kind of a gigantic tool?

**BanditXXX** · 01-16-2007, 02:06 PM

I'm the biggest, baddest mofo south of the Canadian border. Can't compete with those crazy Canucks.

I shred the mank, spank the skank, and generally rip the knarl, Thank you!

**shirk** · 01-16-2007, 02:32 PM

Lame, just lame.

**girlski0912** · 01-17-2007, 05:38 PM

Originally Posted by BanditXXX

I'm the biggest, baddest mofo south of the Canadian border. Can't compete with those crazy Canucks.

I shred the mank, spank the skank, and generally rip the knarl, Thank you!

I think i just puked a little in my mouth....

**slasher** · 01-17-2007, 06:39 PM

Originally Posted by BanditXXX

I'm the biggest, baddest mofo south of the Canadian border. Can't compete with those crazy Canucks.

I shred the mank, spank the skank, and generally rip the knarl, Thank you!

You continue to prove you are the pnw's largest asshat, congrats.

**BanditXXX** · 01-17-2007, 08:41 PM

Originally Posted by girlski0912

I think i just puked a little in my mouth....

At least your mother swallowed and then smoked a Marlboro cig with me.

**foreal** · 01-31-2007, 06:13 PM

FUCK YOU tharmor I was watching those!!!!

**The Dad** · 01-31-2007, 11:09 PM

Seriously bad form, tharmor. I suggest that you delete the post.

**skimasterflex** · 02-01-2007, 01:26 AM

Those are too short anyway unless you really want them for switch landing and buttering back to regular in outruns.

Seriously you should buy my Megafats, they're a full length ski at 146mm under foot and there are WAY fewer than 20 in existence.

**BakerBoy** · 02-01-2007, 02:33 AM

Originally Posted by BanditXXX

I'm the biggest, baddest mofo south of the Canadian border. Can't compete with those crazy Canucks.

I shred the mank, spank the skank, and generally rip the knarl, Thank you!

So will you be competing at the Silver King freeride comp in March? Or are you afraid of getting crushed by a gaper from some shitty little mountain like mine? Mt. Baker was 2 of top 3 last year.

edit: AND YOU DON'T FUCKING SPELL GNARL WITH A K, YOU FUCKING HOMO!