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    Quote Originally Posted by FrankZappa View Post
    And don't forget the ever popular: "Jane, you ignorant slut!"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornholio View Post
    You're quick.
    That's what she said!














    Oh.

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    I liked the part where Chevy would make faces on the side when Jane was tryin' to be serious about the news. Then when she'd look over to catch him in the act he'd quickly go to playin' with his ear or pickin' his nose. Remember that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FrankZappa View Post
    I liked the part where Chevy would make faces on the side when Jane was tryin' to be serious about the news. Then when she'd look over to catch him in the act he'd quickly go to playin' with his ear or pickin' his nose. Remember that?
    Chevy had to be my fav...and oh....those legs....purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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    Quote Originally Posted by KQ View Post
    I was at a sandwich shop today and heard someone say "Cheese burger, cheese burger...no coke, pepsi!" I looked up to see a gentleman with stark white hair. The clerk looked at him blankly...customer said "ah...you're too young"

    LOL!

    classic, especially as this was based ona real live greasy spoon in Chicago called the "Billygoat Tavern" that Belushi and Ackroyd use to go to...we would go there as little kids and the Greek dude's were just like the skit...too funny.

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    One of my wifes claim to fame incidents was on her 21st B-day out at a resteraunt ran into Chevy & of course her friends bring up that it's her B-day to him so he grabs her and gives her a kiss. [Me in muffled voice]Awe, wasn't that sweet.]

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    biesbol, bery bery good to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KQ View Post
    . . .bagged out, dried up slunk meat like you and Michelle Triola know the rules: if you want a contract, sign on the dotted line. . .

    What's up with SNL these days? They've always fluctuated in and out of quality. Obviously, the original crew was great. Then they pretty much sucked until Eddie Murphy and crew came along, then they sucked until Dana Carvey, who passed the baton to Phil Hartman, then it sucked, then Will Ferrell took over, and I think it's been ass since he left.

    My handle is from a sketch about a "The guy who plays Mr. Belvedere fan club" from an episode where Tom Hanks hosted:

    http://snltranscripts.jt.org/91/91sbelvedere.phtml
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    I should want to cook him a simple meal, but I shouldn't want to cut into him, to tear the flesh, to wear the flesh, to be born unto new worlds where his flesh becomes my key.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hook View Post
    biesbol, bery bery good to me.
    Garrett. What happened to that dude? Seems I remember he was fightin' some sickness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FrankZappa View Post
    Garrett. What happened to that dude? Seems I remember he was fightin' some sickness.
    I think he's still kickin.

    My fav was, "Hane,you ignorant slut"

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    Quote Originally Posted by KQ View Post
    For more modern SNL here's a site dedicated to the-complete-celebrity-jeopardy


    KQ I LOVE YOU!!!!

    Thank you so much for posting that, I have been searching for Celeb jeopardy history without success for quite some time now. YEAH!!!

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    Hmmmm...I'm suddenly in the mood for a sandwich...



    "I knew in an instant that the three dollars I had spent on wine would not go to waste."

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    How about: "It's always something. Good night my little Roseanne Rosanadanna."

    Or Emily Litella

    Or Francisco Franco is still dead.
    It's 5 o'clock somewhere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nohillsnearby View Post
    How about: "It's always something. Good night my little Roseanne Rosanadanna."

    Or Emily Litella

    Or Francisco Franco is still dead.
    Definately! There were some really great characters. "If it ain't one thing, it's another."

    And lets not forget the commentator from the church... Father Guido Sarducci (sp?)

    I can't believe how many lil' phrases from those shows are still used on a semi-regular basis in my house.

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    With a name like "1,000 nuns and orphans" it has to be good...A 1,000 Nuns and orphans doesn't sound bad? They were eaten by rats!

    It's a desert topping..it's a floor wax..It's a desert topping...


    A Mr. Richard Fayder from Ft. Lee New Jersey writes....
    Click. Point. Chute.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FrankZappa View Post
    Definately! There were some really great characters. "If it ain't one thing, it's another."

    And lets not forget the commentator from the church... Father Guido Sarducci (sp?)

    I can't believe how many lil' phrases from those shows are still used on a semi-regular basis in my house.
    Father Guido Sarducci played by Don Novello

    Here's a great SNL Site

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    KQ <-- the source for SNL. Screw Google!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornholio View Post
    Just saying "Dave's not here, man" in a Chong accent made me laugh out loud at my desk.
    I had to push my chair back and spit water on the floor...at my desk...in a full office...with clients observing. I could be fired.

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    Dave who?
    The coefficent of desireability is inversly proportionate to the degree of availability.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FrankZappa View Post
    KQ <-- the source for SNL. Screw Google!
    Part of my job is to search the 'net far and wide and I gotta tell you .... it's a fun job.

    On a more modern SNL note - I LOVE Chris Farley as Motivational Santa! Damn....why do they all die so young?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KQ View Post
    Part of my job is to search the 'net far and wide and I gotta tell you .... it's a fun job.

    On a more modern SNL note - I LOVE Chris Farley as Motivational Santa! Damn....why do they all die so young?
    Appearantly there is such a thing as "too much fun."

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    Cocaine's a powerful drug.
    Your dog just ate an avocado!

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    Paging KQ...
    "Here comes Mr. Bill's dog"...

    and we'll need Slugo too.


    Ed: Nevermind... and here.



    Can't find Sluggo though.

    And check out the Classic clip of the week
    Last edited by FrankZappa; 10-06-2006 at 01:13 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FrankZappa View Post
    Paging KQ...
    Can't find Sluggo though.
    Use to have a cat named Mr. Bill......you can guess what happened to him



    The Official Mr. Bill Homepage

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