Knock, knock..........

KQ · 10-05-2006, 05:49 PM

Originally Posted by FrankZappa

And don't forget the ever popular: "Jane, you ignorant slut!"

**phUnk** · 10-05-2006, 05:50 PM

Originally Posted by Cornholio

You're quick.

That's what she said!

Oh.

**FrankZappa** · 10-05-2006, 05:53 PM

I liked the part where Chevy would make faces on the side when Jane was tryin' to be serious about the news. Then when she'd look over to catch him in the act he'd quickly go to playin' with his ear or pickin' his nose. Remember that?

KQ · 10-05-2006, 05:55 PM

Originally Posted by FrankZappa

I liked the part where Chevy would make faces on the side when Jane was tryin' to be serious about the news. Then when she'd look over to catch him in the act he'd quickly go to playin' with his ear or pickin' his nose. Remember that?

Chevy had to be my fav...and oh....those legs....purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

**freshies** · 10-05-2006, 05:58 PM

Originally Posted by KQ

I was at a sandwich shop today and heard someone say "Cheese burger, cheese burger...no coke, pepsi!" I looked up to see a gentleman with stark white hair. The clerk looked at him blankly...customer said "ah...you're too young"

LOL!

classic, especially as this was based ona real live greasy spoon in Chicago called the "Billygoat Tavern" that Belushi and Ackroyd use to go to...we would go there as little kids and the Greek dude's were just like the skit...too funny.

**FrankZappa** · 10-05-2006, 05:59 PM

One of my wifes claim to fame incidents was on her 21st B-day out at a resteraunt ran into Chevy & of course her friends bring up that it's her B-day to him so he grabs her and gives her a kiss. [Me in muffled voice]Awe, wasn't that sweet.]

**Hook** · 10-05-2006, 06:00 PM

biesbol, bery bery good to me.

**Brocktoon** · 10-05-2006, 06:01 PM

Originally Posted by KQ

. . .bagged out, dried up slunk meat like you and Michelle Triola know the rules: if you want a contract, sign on the dotted line. . .

What's up with SNL these days? They've always fluctuated in and out of quality. Obviously, the original crew was great. Then they pretty much sucked until Eddie Murphy and crew came along, then they sucked until Dana Carvey, who passed the baton to Phil Hartman, then it sucked, then Will Ferrell took over, and I think it's been ass since he left.

My handle is from a sketch about a "The guy who plays Mr. Belvedere fan club" from an episode where Tom Hanks hosted:

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/91/91sbelvedere.phtml

**FrankZappa** · 10-05-2006, 06:04 PM

Originally Posted by Hook

biesbol, bery bery good to me.

Garrett. What happened to that dude? Seems I remember he was fightin' some sickness.

**Hook** · 10-05-2006, 06:16 PM

Originally Posted by FrankZappa

Garrett. What happened to that dude? Seems I remember he was fightin' some sickness.

I think he's still kickin.

My fav was, "Hane,you ignorant slut"

**BeanDip4All** · 10-05-2006, 06:42 PM

Originally Posted by KQ

For more modern SNL here's a site dedicated to the-complete-celebrity-jeopardy

KQ I LOVE YOU!!!!

Thank you so much for posting that, I have been searching for Celeb jeopardy history without success for quite some time now. YEAH!!!

**Arty50** · 10-05-2006, 07:11 PM

Hmmmm...I'm suddenly in the mood for a sandwich...

**Nohillsnearby** · 10-05-2006, 09:08 PM

How about: "It's always something. Good night my little Roseanne Rosanadanna."

Or Emily Litella

Or Francisco Franco is still dead.

**FrankZappa** · 10-06-2006, 09:15 AM

Originally Posted by Nohillsnearby

How about: "It's always something. Good night my little Roseanne Rosanadanna."

Or Emily Litella

Or Francisco Franco is still dead.

Definately! There were some really great characters. "If it ain't one thing, it's another."

And lets not forget the commentator from the church... Father Guido Sarducci (sp?)

I can't believe how many lil' phrases from those shows are still used on a semi-regular basis in my house.

**Flexon Phil** · 10-06-2006, 09:38 AM

With a name like "1,000 nuns and orphans" it has to be good...A 1,000 Nuns and orphans doesn't sound bad? They were eaten by rats!

It's a desert topping..it's a floor wax..It's a desert topping...

A Mr. Richard Fayder from Ft. Lee New Jersey writes....

KQ · 10-06-2006, 10:19 AM

Originally Posted by FrankZappa

Definately! There were some really great characters. "If it ain't one thing, it's another."

And lets not forget the commentator from the church... Father Guido Sarducci (sp?)

I can't believe how many lil' phrases from those shows are still used on a semi-regular basis in my house.

Father Guido Sarducci played by Don Novello

Here's a great SNL Site

**FrankZappa** · 10-06-2006, 10:24 AM

KQ <-- the source for SNL. Screw Google!

**Sethpistol1** · 10-06-2006, 10:25 AM

Originally Posted by Cornholio

Just saying "Dave's not here, man" in a Chong accent made me laugh out loud at my desk.

I had to push my chair back and spit water on the floor...at my desk...in a full office...with clients observing. I could be fired.

**1wsguy** · 10-06-2006, 10:32 AM

Dave who?

KQ · 10-06-2006, 10:38 AM

Originally Posted by FrankZappa

KQ <-- the source for SNL. Screw Google!

Part of my job is to search the 'net far and wide and I gotta tell you .... it's a fun job.

On a more modern SNL note - I LOVE Chris Farley as Motivational Santa! Damn....why do they all die so young?

**FrankZappa** · 10-06-2006, 10:47 AM

Originally Posted by KQ

Part of my job is to search the 'net far and wide and I gotta tell you .... it's a fun job.

On a more modern SNL note - I LOVE Chris Farley as Motivational Santa! Damn....why do they all die so young?

Appearantly there is such a thing as "too much fun."