NFL predictions thread

[Art Shirk]

Bears 20, Seahawks 17

I apprently could have received a better line than I did. We still gotcha by 14.

[Jack]

Raiders win the Super Bowl

Located in the little room down the hall.

[mrryde]

Yankees suck.

and Fenway gets back to its regularly scheduled October vacancy

[freshies]

Bears 73 - Seahawks 10

good call (superfan)! like the SNL "superfan" skit: "yeah, tommy, i like 'da bears in a blow-out, 73 to 10 over those latte sippers from Seattle. 'Da Coach will put the pads back on himself and line up at tightend, he's good for 21 points right there himself. Urlacher will have 20 sacks, and 'Da Bears will triumph"

[AudioSkier]

Bears 73 - Seahawks 10

In hell.
Let's reverse it around and there might be a slim chance.

[benDover]

Eagles blowout Farve and company on MNF

Leinart starts week 6

Manning chokes in the playoffs again

Steelers don't even make the playoffs

AFC Champ. Game=Bengals vs. Colts

NFC Champ. Game=Eagles vs. Bears

Super Bowl=Bengals vs. Eagles

Eagles win it all and TO can suck donkey balls!

[AKA]

Eagles blowout Farve and company on MNF

Leinart starts week 6

Manning chokes in the playoffs again

Steelers don't even make the playoffs

AFC Champ. Game=Bengals vs. Colts

NFC Champ. Game=Eagles vs. Bears

Super Bowl=Bengals vs. Eagles

Eagles win it all and TO can suck donkey balls!

I concur sir. Its Donnie Macs year.

[lifelinksplit]

Sooo.... Ditka and God get in a fight, Who wins?
Whoa that's a trick question...Ditka is God!



Bears 21 Seattle 14 Da Bears don't give up more than a couple TD's at
home, even though they weren't looking so good
last week.

[telecincy44]

Eagles blowout Farve and company on MNF

Leinart starts week 6

Manning chokes in the playoffs again

Steelers don't even make the playoffs

AFC Champ. Game=Bengals vs. Colts

NFC Champ. Game=Eagles vs. Bears

Super Bowl=Bengals vs. Eagles

Eagles win it all and TO can suck donkey balls!

I like where BenDovers' heads at....however...TO will still be in stage 9 of the Tour De France, therefor the Bengals will win. That is all.

[shmerham]

It's Ditka vs. a hurricaine. Who wins?
Ok, now what if the hurricaine is named Ditka?

It's the end of the third quarter and the Giants are beating the Bears 73 to nothing. What's the final score?
Awww, let's see; Bearsss 84, Giants 73

[Egon]

Cleveland's luck changes...


and they lose in OT.

[Zeedashbo]

i don't even know how to put my utter shock into words. the bears suck ass! they've played three super shitty teams and now everyone's on the bandwagon. let's make this simple:
rex grossman is their quarterback!

whathefuck? their defense is good, but you can't stop matthew hasselbeck and four pro-bowl caliber receivers no matter who you have on defense. to top is off, our defense is off the freakin charts this year. and let me rephrase myself:

their quarterback is rex grossman!

i'm with slim. bears win big.

[Ski Monkey]

Here's what I predict: http://beta.realitymarkets.com/index...Bowl_Champions

[Arty50]

their quarterback is rex grossman!

So, who wins in a fight: a T-Rex or Rex Grossman?

[freshies]

Bill Swerski's Super Fans

Bill Swerski.....Joe Mantegna
Pat Arnold.....Mike Myers
Todd O'Conner.....Chris Farley
Carl Wollarski.....Rob Smigel
Danny Sheridan.....Kevin Nealon




[ open on exterior, Ditka's Restaurant ]

[ dissolve to the Round Table, where Bill Swerski and his Chicago Bears Super Fan friends sit, surroundsed by polish sausange and bratwurst ]

Bill Swerski: Good afternoon, my friends, and welcome to "Bill Swerski's Super Fans"! I'm Bill Swerski, and with me, as always, are the Super Fans: Pat Arnold..

Pat Arnold: Hey, Bill.

Bill Swerski: ..Todd O'Conner..

Todd O'Conner: [ while chewing his food ] Bill.

Bill Swerski: ..and Carl Wollarski.

Carl Wollarski: How ya' doing, Bill?

Bill Swerski: Alright, we're talking here, live from Ditka's, in the heart of Chicago, Illinois. The city of big shoulders, and home, of course, to a certain football team, which has carved out a special place in the pantheon of professional football greats. That team, which is known the world over, as.. Da Bears!

Superfans: Da Bears!!

Bill Swerski: Okay. Okay, by my watch, we're about thirteen minutes from game time. As you are sure aware, Da Bears are getting ready for the big play-off against Da New York Giants. Now, let go around the room for some predictions. Pat?

Pat Arnold: Da Bears, 62 to 3.

Bill Swerski: Okay. Todd.

Todd O'Conner: Bears. 79-zip.

Bill Swerski: Oh, really? You don't think that Da Giants will score?

Todd O'Conner: No, I do not! Da Bears defense is like a wall. You can't go through it!

Bill Swerski: Alright. How about you, Carl?

Carl Wollarski: I say Bears, 52 to 14.

Pat Arnold: Oh, what? Come on!

Carl Wollarski: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I gotta give Da Giants credit - I think they'll give Da Bears a game!

Bill Swerski: Alright, leave him alone, that's his prerogative! As for my prediction.. at game's end, uh.. there won't be two teams of contrasting moods heading off da field, my friends. One gloom, one gleeful. The gleeful, of which be.. Da Bears!

Superfans: Da Bears!!

Bill Swerski: 74 to 2! I mean, after all, our civic pride is on the line. Because, let's face it, if New York were to somehow beat Chicago, we'd never hear the end of it.

Todd O'Conner: Aw, they would love it over there!

Bill Swerski: You know, it's absurd, really, that we would even have to waste our time comparing ourselves to that crime-ridden rathole!

Carl Wollarski: Absolutely!

Bill Swerski: I mean, for example, which building would you rather have - the Empire State Building, or Da Sears Tower? Pat?

Pat Arnold: Sears.

Bill Swerski: Carl?

Carl Wollarski: Sears is taller.

Bill Swerski: Todd?

Todd O'Conner: Sears.

Carl Wollarski: Sears!

Superfans: Da Sears!!

Bill Swerski: Alright, alright! Now, let me shift gears here for a moment. What is God's role in this? Obviously, he's rooting for Da Bears.

Pat Arnold: Otherwise, he wouldn't have put 'em in Chicago.

Carl Wollarski: That's right.

Bill Swerski: That's right. Da question is: Now, did God create Da Bears, and make them superior to all teams? Or is he simply a huge fan, and Ditka made them superior to all other teams?

Carl Wollarski: That's a tough one.

[ Waitress interrupts ]

Waitress: Alright, guys, here's your food. Who had da bratwurst?

Pat Arnold: I had da bratwurst.

Waitress: Alright. Bratwurst. [ places down tray ]

Carl Wollarski: I had da Polish sausage!

Todd O'Conner: I ordered a knockwurst and pork chops!

Bill Swerski: Yeah.. please, next time, bring da food during da commercials, darling, alright?

Waitress: Just doing my job.

Bill Swerski: Yeah, alright.

[ Waitress exits ]

Todd O'Conner: Could you pass the ketchup?

Bill Swerski: Okay, well.. I see now that it's almost time for the foregone conclusion that is today's game.

Pat Arnold; Not gonna be pretty!

Todd O'Conner: Bears!

Superfans: Bears!!

Bill Swerski: Now, gentlemen, let me ask you this: What if Da Bears were all 14 inches tall, you know, about so high? Now, what's your score of today's game?

Carl Wollarski: Against Da Giants?

Bill Swerski: Yes, give 'em a handicap.

Carl Wollarski: Bears 18, Giants 10. And that would finally be a good game.

Pat Arnold: Yeah, it would be a good game. Mini Bears 24, Giants 14.

Todd O'Conner: What about Ditka? Would he be mini, too?

Bill Swerski: No, he would be full-grown.

Todd O'Conner: Oh, then, uh.. Mini Bears 31, Giants 7.

Carl Wollarski: Oh, hold on. Then I change mine, too. I thought it was Mini Ditka.

Bill Swerski: Okay, gentlemen, another scenario: Da Bears, they don't make it, the plane is delayed.. and the only one who shows up is Ditka. Ditka vs. Da Giants. Okay, score, gentlemen.

Pat Arnold: Alright, after da heart attack, I gotta say Ditka 17, Giants 14. He just barely gets by.

Bill Swerski: Alright, that sounds exciting. Perhaps, you know, a late Ditka field goal.

Todd O'Conner: Bears!

Superfans: Bears!!

[ Danny Sheridan enters round table discussion ]

Bill Swerski: Hey! As you fans know, sports celebrities like to frequent Ditka's. And oddsmaker Danny Sheridan has just sat down with us. Now, Danny.. what would the point spread be for a game like that? Ditka vs. Da Giants. Now, remember, it's only Ditka, not the regular Bears team.

Danny Sheridan: Okay. I'm gonna say the Giants by about.. [ thinking ] ..800.

Bill Swerski: Great, Danny. Now, are you from New York?

Carl Wollarski: He lives in New York, eh, Pat?

Bill Swerski: You like it there. You can stay there, as far as I'm concerned.

Danny Sheridan: No, it's just that.. it's one guy, you know-

Bill Swerski: Yeah, that's alright. Just take your crack pipe and go home! Get outta here, Danny!

Todd O'Conner: Yeah, go shoot somebody with a gun!

[ Danny Sheridan exits the room ]

Bill Swerski: Alright, now let's get back to our discussion. Bears vs. the Assembled Choir of Heavenly Angels.

Pat Arnold: The whole choir?

Bill Swerski: Well, Saraphone, Jerebone - the whole nine yards.

Pat Arnold: Angels.

Carl Wollarski: Angels, but it's close.

Todd O'Conner: Bears!

Bill Swerski: Alright. Ditka vs. God in a golf match. Now, he's a good golfer.

Pat Arnold: Ditka.

Todd O'Conner: Dit-ka!

Carl Wollarski: Ditka.

Bill Swerski: Well, I see they're setting up the 40-foot screen, so I guess it's game time. Now, you enjoy the game, folks. Now, remember, next week - Bears-Niners. Alright, now Bears vs Stephen Douglas in a debate, what do you think?

Superfans: Da Bears!! Da Bears!

[DanKo]

Even without Alexander, the Seahawks will go into Chicago this weekend and win by two touchdowns.

Nope, nope, nope. The Bears D will keep the 'Hawks in check.

This game comes down to a FG under 2:00.

[smalls]

the texans will get another #1 pick.

[lifelinksplit]

and now everyone's on the bandwagon.

WOW. I grew up around chicago and even I thought I would never hear this phrase in the same sentence as Da Bears.

Freshies: now that's what I'm talking about

[DanKo]

Hate to keep bumping to the top...but...ya'-know.

Grossman: Offensive Player of the Month

http://www.chicagobears.com/news/New...?story_id=2480

[Tuckerman]

Week 4

Indianapolis by more than 9
San Diego by more then 1.5
Buffalo by more then 1
Tennessee by -10 or more
KC by more then 7
New Orleand by -7.5 or more
Arizona by more then 7.5
Miami by more then 4
Detroti -6 or more
Pats -6 or more
Jacksonville by more then 3
Cleveland by more more that 3
Chicago by more more that 3
Green Bay -10.5 or more (Score 41)
Lets hope anyway

[1080Rider]

Are the seahawks playing this weekend, I didn't even notice. The only real game to watch is the SAN DIEGO SUPER CHARGERS killing the balitmore crows. I can't wait!!!

[kellen]

Are the seahawks playing this weekend, I didn't even notice. The only real game to watch is the SAN DIEGO SUPER CHARGERS killing the balitmore crows. I can't wait!!!

I concur.

Chargers by atleast 20

[String]

Seahawks will romp Chi-Town like they did philly ast year.

[homerjay]

I predict that my beloved Steelers will not lose this weekend.

(bye week)

oh, and the bears fucking suck.

[Missing Sock]

There should be alot of people eating crow this this morning..........