I nearlydied swalling a over 100 g piece of meat ...

[0BernhardFranz]

i was getting no more air but my ma is a doc and made me drink weater while leaning downhead in a basin so it got out ... it was scary ...
i mean don´t ski the shit i ski as i have no normal danger brain i think ... bf

[marshalolson]

i have a 100g piece of meat for you to choke on...

[slyguy]

OBF=Lame stupid shit

Please STFU

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[0BernhardFranz]

yep i prayed to God for my live please also God save me from "forum members" whom anyone seems to try to kill like h man as they are normal barbarians

[Caucasian Asian]

as opposed to abnormal barbarians?

[lph]

i was getting no more air but my ma is a doc and made me drink weater while leaning downhead in a basin so it got out ... it was scary ...

wow. pretty impressive maneuver and great way to dislodge a stuck piece of meat.

You SURE your mom is an MD?

[irul&ublo]

I'm surprised OBF was almost killed by 3,5 oz. of meat. I'd have thought he was use to swallowing much bigger loads.

[0BernhardFranz]

wow. pretty impressive maneuver and great way to dislodge a stuck piece of meat.

You SURE your mom is an MD?

ape count up 3 ...

well , you will know as she tries to institutionalise all of you apes that start attacking me ... will she get you ????


i don´t know what device to catch you apes with but I am working on it ...

sorry but for a normal academic this forum is horrible unintellectual ... this is why it is green, the forum is really a tree for you apes to live on !!!

[0BernhardFranz]

wow. pretty impressive maneuver and great way to dislodge a stuck piece of meat.

You SURE your mom is an MD?

are you sure you are not in need of an MD ?????

doods if you got something stuck put head down and water in - same second it comes out .. understanding it is a matter of live and death ... the water makes it glide out ... without water in you may well die ... it is counterintuitive as you have a feeling of to much in ... so you need to get it out by putting some more in ...

[kayaktheworld]

Chewing is fundamental.

[lph]

are you sure you are not in need of an MD ?????

doods if you got something stuck put head down and water in - same second it comes out .. understanding it is a matter of live and death ... the water makes it glide out ... without water in you may well die ... it is counterintuitive as you have a feeling of to much in ... so you need to get it out by putting some more in ...

At first your idiotic posts were somewhat humorous, in a schizophrenic kind of way. I actually sort of felt bad for you, realizing that there are plenty of good meds out there for Schizophrenia, and you weren't getting any.
Now, you are just becoming an abrasive asshole.

Your responses to medical problems and what your 'Ma' would recommend is quasi scientific at best and certainly not based in anyway in traditional western medicine. Although, you claim your ma is an MD.

So in this case, you got meat lodged in your trachea and you try to lubricate your airway by drinking water, really fucking smart.

If you truly had meat lodged in your trachea and you weren't able to breath, then you weren't gonna be able to drink water.

Fucking moron.

[DoctorWhat?]

You know the meat in the 60s was better.

[skiing-in-jackson]

I am here to post in this important thread

[Jim S]

I knew OBernard is Linda Lovelace.
PM sent. you goblin' gal.

[Caucasian Asian]

Next time you get meat stuck in your throat try the Hindlick man-oover :P

[0BernhardFranz]

Chewing is fundamental.

My sister said it 100 000 times . Chew 36 times she says science says or it will lead to bad health as nutrients cant be broken down.

[0BernhardFranz]

Next time you get meat stuck in your throat try the Hindlick man-oover :P

Explain in detail ...

[0BernhardFranz]

At first your idiotic posts were somewhat humorous, in a schizophrenic kind of way. I actually sort of felt bad for you, realizing that there are plenty of good meds out there for Schizophrenia, and you weren't getting any.
Now, you are just becoming an abrasive asshole.

Your responses to medical problems and what your 'Ma' would recommend is quasi scientific at best and certainly not based in anyway in traditional western medicine. Although, you claim your ma is an MD.

So in this case, you got meat lodged in your trachea and you try to lubricate your airway by drinking water, really fucking smart.

If you truly had meat lodged in your trachea and you weren't able to breath, then you weren't gonna be able to drink water.

Fucking moron.

You nut head my mas and sister arw docs
you quoted your diagnosis.Two tunnels one for air one for food the water does not reach the lungs, just the stomach at best.
If you go by this fuck nut out of the jacket you will fucking die this doode os a patient don´t listen to him !!!!This is endangerment you nazi idiot !!!
Drink a bit of water then it gets out of the mouth otherwise it never get´s out - you NEEED the water ( why your nation is in the desert, maybe ?)

[cowdog57]

Yep, what he said

[0BernhardFranz]

check my new page

http://www.vonwachendorff.funtigo.com

we had like 2000 windows then another factory all build by my grandgrandfather who started with nothing 1000 employees ? 10 000 ? I don´t know ...
however he did not write his name in the PARTEIBUCH of NSDAP so Waffen SS annected all their possessions ...
hope these claims against germany can restore some ...
what you us guys know is pretty much hitler made autobahns you love them you love bmw you think hitler did this right ... but if you open A BOOK you will see inside small things they are LETTERS - combining them adds to your INT and WISDOM scores !!!

[0BernhardFranz]

chute a doc just said i would have died without intervention good my doc ma is around ...

[MarsB]

I heart OBernhard.

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You should learn from your Ma. She can handle 500 g of meat very nicely.

[irul&ublo]

You should learn from your Ma. She can handle 500 g of meat very nicely.

500 grams....that'd be you and four of your size challenged friends?

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500 grams....that'd be you and four of your size challenged friends?

Nah, just half of me all up in your guts.