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Thread: Part 2: Padded Room Special Collection Of Junk That More Than Likely Will Be NSFW

  1. #56351
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    Be a man and bang her husband, too!

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    Your dog just ate an avocado!

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    Ha! Told her I wouldn't be gaying it up w the dude. She said she that works. It'll probably never happen but I'll report back..

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    How does that work? Does ole boy cheer you on? Does he offer helpful strategic advice? Does he sit quietly sobbing in the corner?
    Brandine: Now Cletus, if I catch you with pig lipstick on your collar one more time you ain't gonna be allowed to sleep in the barn no more!
    Cletus: Duly noted.

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    Humans are filthy creatures.

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    No idea. Like I said prob won't happen. Id prefer to just bang her periodically.

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser4 View Post
    Humans are filthy creatures.
    Dude, humans are animals, while not my bag, I won’t judge these people.


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    Quote Originally Posted by byates1 View Post
    Ha! Told her I wouldn't be gaying it up w the dude. She said she that works. It'll probably never happen but I'll report back..
    No eye contact!


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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    No eye contact!


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    No, stare him in the eye to assert dominance.

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    Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flyoverland Captive View Post
    No, stare him in the eye to assert dominance.
    Well that’ll make it weird….


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    What if he stares him in the brown eye? Happy medium?

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    I'm 50, she's 30. The window is closing for me w the younger set. Who knows.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cruiser View Post
    Does ole boy cheer you on?
    Oh hell yeah!

    Get that simp needs to dress as a cheerleader, with pom poms and ribbons in his hair, and do some routines!

    "Bobby, Bobby!
    he's fo shizzle
    Gonna fill my wife's coochie
    with a gallon of jizzle!
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    Your dog just ate an avocado!

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    Eiffel Tower!
    No longer stuck.

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    Just an uneducated guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by byates1 View Post
    Ha! Told her I wouldn't be gaying it up w the dude. She said she that works. It'll probably never happen but I'll report back..
    no touching of the swords

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    Quote Originally Posted by byates1 View Post
    I'm 50, she's 30. The window is closing for me w the younger set. Who knows.
    no the younger set is getting older - lol

    i am 60 and a hot 40 yo is not bad duty

    60 year old women are just no go. it pains me to write it. it would be nice to meet one that actually likes frequent sex, but i have not found this beast that I have heard about

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    It sucks to get old, but it would suck a lot more for a woman

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    a womens viagra would be cool...

    perimenopause is no joke

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    Quote Originally Posted by byates1 View Post
    Ha! Told her I wouldn't be gaying it up w the dude. She said she that works. It'll probably never happen but I'll report back..
    Fingers crossed for ya. it's good fun under the right circumstances.
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    If I lived in WA, Oft would be my realtor. Seriously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by byates1 View Post
    I'm 50, she's 30. The window is closing for me w the younger set. Who knows.
    You'd be surprised.....
    Quote Originally Posted by Foggy_Goggles View Post
    If I lived in WA, Oft would be my realtor. Seriously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DBdude View Post
    no the younger set is getting older - lol

    i am 60 and a hot 40 yo is not bad duty

    60 year old women are just no go. it pains me to write it. it would be nice to meet one that actually likes frequent sex, but i have not found this beast that I have heard about
    patience will reward you Padawan....
    Quote Originally Posted by Foggy_Goggles View Post
    If I lived in WA, Oft would be my realtor. Seriously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DBdude View Post
    a womens viagra would be cool...
    It's called money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Muffcabbage View Post
    It's called money.
    User name checks out. Cabbage will get you muff.

    But the post earlier about the dude watching you bang his wife? wtf? Simp freak but what about you that lets him watch? Fucking crazy town. I can understand banging a lonely housewife. Even better if he doesn’t mind. But I don’t even like my dog watching while I’m fucking. Creepy.
    Kill all the telemarkers
    But they’ll put us in jail if we kill all the telemarkers
    Telemarketers! Kill the telemarketers!
    Oh we can do that. We don’t even need a reason

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    I never really thought it would happen. And thus far it's ghost town from her. But hey we got to see a great set of tits. Could be worse.

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    Here's another fun tinder story:

    Big sky, chick contacts me. I have to work on a job site at noon. It's early. She owns a couple Huntley condos. Says stop by before work. I knock on her door,

    She opens the door, 1015 am. Wearing no pants, crying, nose broken and black, and fucking hammered. I'm like umm ok..

    I sat w her for a half hr listening.to her story, faked a call and bounced. Beer cans all over the floor.

    Definitely a fun and memorable experience.

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