Be a man and bang her husband, too!
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Be a man and bang her husband, too!
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Your dog just ate an avocado!
Ha! Told her I wouldn't be gaying it up w the dude. She said she that works. It'll probably never happen but I'll report back..
How does that work? Does ole boy cheer you on? Does he offer helpful strategic advice? Does he sit quietly sobbing in the corner?
Brandine: Now Cletus, if I catch you with pig lipstick on your collar one more time you ain't gonna be allowed to sleep in the barn no more!
Cletus: Duly noted.
Humans are filthy creatures.
No idea. Like I said prob won't happen. Id prefer to just bang her periodically.
Dude, humans are animals, while not my bag, I won’t judge these people.
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No eye contact!
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Lol
Well that’ll make it weird….
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What if he stares him in the brown eye? Happy medium?
I'm 50, she's 30. The window is closing for me w the younger set. Who knows.
It sucks to get old, but it would suck a lot more for a woman
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a womens viagra would be cool...
perimenopause is no joke
User name checks out. Cabbage will get you muff.
But the post earlier about the dude watching you bang his wife? wtf? Simp freak but what about you that lets him watch? Fucking crazy town. I can understand banging a lonely housewife. Even better if he doesn’t mind. But I don’t even like my dog watching while I’m fucking. Creepy.
Kill all the telemarkers
But they’ll put us in jail if we kill all the telemarkers
Telemarketers! Kill the telemarketers!
Oh we can do that. We don’t even need a reason
I never really thought it would happen. And thus far it's ghost town from her. But hey we got to see a great set of tits. Could be worse.
Here's another fun tinder story:
Big sky, chick contacts me. I have to work on a job site at noon. It's early. She owns a couple Huntley condos. Says stop by before work. I knock on her door,
She opens the door, 1015 am. Wearing no pants, crying, nose broken and black, and fucking hammered. I'm like umm ok..
I sat w her for a half hr listening.to her story, faked a call and bounced. Beer cans all over the floor.
Definitely a fun and memorable experience.
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