Wasatch 23/24 Stoke Thread: Red Snake Coverage coming at you live from tgapp's fartba

[tgapp]

also today

more stoke less parking bullshit

who got some? today was all time

sorry i missed ya at basin NBAbucks it sounds fkn epic

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[BobMc]

No, I’m gonna use a bitch ticket and remark that people complaining about parking at the uppermost reaches of a canyon are dumbasses.

Alta fucks complaining about having to zipper merge with downhill traffic are idiots. Talk about special snowflakes….

People always ask me why I hate Alta, that crying whine fest by them is just another reason. Fuck that place and all who buy in to the whole “soul” ass bullshit.

[Dshack89]

No, I’m gonna use a bitch ticket and remark that people complaining about parking at the uppermost reaches of a canyon are dumbasses.

Alta fucks complaining about having to zipper merge with downhill traffic are idiots. Talk about special snowflakes….

People always ask me why I hate Alta, that crying whine fest by them is just another reason. Fuck that place and all who buy in to the whole “soul” ass bullshit.

Lol dude its just skiing

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[ski_the_fraulein]

People always ask me why I hate Alta, that crying whine fest by them is just another reason. Fuck that place and all who buy in to the whole “soul” ass bullshit.

Ha ha, little brother, just remember we were here first. If not for us you wouldn’t be all tough and shit. Now go wipe your nose and pick up your toys before mom sees you crying…


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[crankplank]

No, I’m gonna use a bitch ticket and remark that people complaining about parking at the uppermost reaches of a canyon are dumbasses.

Alta fucks complaining about having to zipper merge with downhill traffic are idiots. Talk about special snowflakes….

People always ask me why I hate Alta, that crying whine fest by them is just another reason. Fuck that place and all who buy in to the whole “soul” ass bullshit.

Scorched earth

I get a bit of schadenfreude. I don't begrudge people for skiing Alta but 30 years of no boarding karma has come due in an indirect way. I'll just get on at entry one and duck out now.

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[D-Roc]

No, I’m gonna use a bitch ticket and remark that people complaining about parking at the uppermost reaches of a canyon are dumbasses.

Alta fucks complaining about having to zipper merge with downhill traffic are idiots. Talk about special snowflakes….

People always ask me why I hate Alta, that crying whine fest by them is just another reason. Fuck that place and all who buy in to the whole “soul” ass bullshit.

You know there's another canyon you can go to and complain about.

As an Alta Fuck... Go Fuck A Duck

Respectfully Yours,

DRoc

[BobMc]

Well yeah, if only I knew.

I also know that I wasn’t the one that started the Maughan bitching. Seems kinda silly to me to lay blame on the resort downstream on people moving problems. As in gee, we drove up past all those parked cars in the morning and now we’re perplexed how they’re getting ahead of us on the down.

I still think the juice is worth the squeeze. Otherwise I wouldn’t be driving up there every weekend. You can just accept that sitting in traffic either on the way up or down is just a part of your day now. Or, you can complain and bitch to no avail.

[Lone Star]

No, I’m gonna use a bitch ticket and remark that people complaining about parking at the uppermost reaches of a canyon are dumbasses.

Alta fucks complaining about having to zipper merge with downhill traffic are idiots. Talk about special snowflakes….

People always ask me why I hate Alta, that crying whine fest by them is just another reason. Fuck that place and all who buy in to the whole “soul” ass bullshit.

breathing helps. inhale through your nose 1.2.3.4 hold it and while holding it think "the universe owes me more unfettered Alta pow". count to 2. then exhale through your mouth 1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8

[BobMc]

That seriously took you three deleted posts to figure out? Perhaps you need a pow day, feel free to take the day off tomorrow.

[ghosthop]

We were hailed on at the playground today, I sure wish it had been snow. I got pretty riled up about an IGWT plate driving at a walking pace around the park loop.

Am I doing this right?

[BobMc]

The only thing more sensitive than a PWL is an Alta bro…

[tBatt]

Entry 1 to LCC PnR - 6 miles 60 mins*
Albion Grill to LCC PnR - 8.5 miles 150 mins*

* estimated times.

Anyone have real time data, specifically Albion Grill to Merge below Entry 1 and Merge to Mouth?

[buttahflake]

D-Roc is from Connecticut, the entitlement is baked in.

[schindlerpiste]

Cost of full Alta Pass ~$1500
Cost of Full Snowbird Pass ~1500
Cost of ALTA mid-week pass ~$900.....VALUE of mid-week ALTA PASS = Priceless

I understand why some people ski LCC on weekends, because it is the only way to ski and feed their family. Skiing ALTA on weekends without living in ALTA is redonkorous! I say ski ALTA weekdays and buy an EPIC/IKON for weekend sliding.

[skifishbum]

also today

more stoke less parking bullshit

who got some? today was all time

sorry i missed ya at basin NBAbucks it sounds fkn epic

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you skied that pitch well

lets git er back off the bitching stokeless asshat track



sum icegrom


mur buster


reguardless of juice costs it doesnt suck to go ski with your friends and squeeze

[Woodsy]

I am here for the Buster and icegrom content.
Thanks D.
big smiles here in CT.

[Dantheman]

Serious question. How does Snowbird having parking reservations or not have anything to do with the number of cars going in and out of Snowbird? It will be filled either way and it'll always be downhill of Alta.

It would help the morning up-canyon traffic a lot, but it won't change the afternoon down-canyon traffic problem in the slightest. I'm just glad to see it being publicly acknowledged that the gondola won't do shit to fix the traffic problem. Does Mike know you're not supposed to say the quiet part out loud?

[Dantheman]

The downhill is a joke but that is more because we won’t enforce the traction laws 24x7 from Oct 1 -
May 1.

Yeah, this.

Also, they could remove the street parking at snowbird, turn it into the uphill lane, use the existing lanes for a double downhill, and protect the far right one for Alta only to the merge at Bird Entry 1.

I kinda think this might be what Alta is angling for.

Good luck with that.

[brutah]

No, I’m gonna use a bitch ticket and remark that people complaining about parking at the uppermost reaches of a canyon are dumbasses.

Alta fucks complaining about having to zipper merge with downhill traffic are idiots. Talk about special snowflakes….

People always ask me why I hate Alta, that crying whine fest by them is just another reason. Fuck that place and all who buy in to the whole “soul” ass bullshit.

Quoting for truth.

But honestly, I’m glad so many people catch the Alta magic. Enjoy the scene up there…

[Foggy_Goggles]

Couldn't the Alta Bros just park at The Bird, bus it to Alta, ski all day, P Dog or Snowpine until its time to go, ski down to their whip and SmugMerg with the unwashed masses?

[Boissal]

Best way down LCC yesterday:



Saw these 2 around 3:15p as I was bailing from White Pine then caught them on the cam as traffic was fully stopped, presumably to wait out 2 bald tires sedans that were chaining up in the middle of the road. I think they made it all the way, could see their tracks down to the Wasatch resort at least.

[Dantheman]

Best way down LCC yesterday:

When I was at a dead stop between WP and China Wall a guy went by jogging. Unfortunately I started doing the math in my head and a pretty casual pace would have gotten me to the P&R faster than driving did.

presumably to wait out 2 bald tires sedans that were chaining up in the middle of the road.

Step 1: Put chains on

Step 2: Drive down snowy canyon road

Step 3: Smoke crack


Do NOT reverse the order.

[Bojangles Mgillicutty]

Everyone agrees we need more buses, can we just do that?

The past 3-4 weeks of skiing has been insane almost every day and more coming. I thought after last year I would be forever jaded but no it's still fkna sweet

[Boissal]

When I was at a dead stop between WP and China Wall a guy went by jogging. Unfortunately I started doing the math in my head and a pretty casual pace would have gotten me to the P&R faster than driving did.

You must have been within 10 cars of me. Saw the guy running in the middle of the road just as I finished loading my shit in the car and got in line to see him disappear around the white pine bend. Got stuck with 0 movement for about 20 minutes right in front of China Wall.

[JKnight]

Along with the parking reservations, it sounds like it's time for a combination of traffic signals and roundabouts from entry 1 to the Bypass.