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  1. #4551
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buzzworthy View Post
    I’m also amused I can’t seem to get kicked off twitter, I’m really trying. There’s nothing you can’t say there. Nothing.
    Welcome to Elon's 'merica.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Touring_Sedan View Post
    Welcome to Elon's 'merica.
    Whacky little fucker ain’t he

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flyoverland Captive View Post
    ^^^ I like the cut of your jib, sailor. Mind if I push in your stool?
    I see hydraulic turtles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buzzworthy View Post
    It amuses me to mess with outspoken homophobes. They spew hate, so much hate for something that has absolutely nothing to do with them. So I come at them as a horny gay man and watch them literally melt themselves into oblivion.
    It’s fucking glorious. I really amuse myself sometimes. Fuck these hateful people.

    I’m also amused I can’t seem to get kicked off twitter, I’m really trying. There’s nothing you can’t say there. Nothing.
    Link? It would amuse me to see this sort of trolling...

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    it’s amusing how insane people get when you delete a silly thread
    I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.

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    Spammers and relatively intelligent call screening tech amuse me. This is a snapshot of the last few days of a very persistent caller. It's been going on for month. He's human, occasionally leaves a message. Wonder how long he can keep it up:

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    "Your wife being mad is temporary, but pow turns do not get unmade" - mallwalker the wise

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boissal View Post
    Spammers and relatively intelligent call screening tech amuse me. This is a snapshot of the last few days of a very persistent caller. It's been going on for month. He's human, occasionally leaves a message. Wonder how long he can keep it up:

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    Of course it's a Chad.

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    Very on point right? He's been at it for months now, we've gotta be getting close to 1000 calls...
    "Your wife being mad is temporary, but pow turns do not get unmade" - mallwalker the wise

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    Probably could go in a few different threads…but woman has a remora stuck to her ass.
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    Well maybe I'm the faggot America
    I'm not a part of a redneck agenda

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    8/10 Would bang
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vt-Freeheel View Post
    8/10 Would bang
    The remora? Sounds dangerous

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    He wrote "bang", not "get a blow job from".
    Your dog just ate an avocado!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva View Post
    He wrote "bang", not "get a blow job from".
    Doesn’t seem any less dangerous

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    While I applaud the diversity, Jill ain’t no cracker.

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    Does it still come with a toy?

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    One of those jeweled butt plugs


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    Mine came with a feather .....


    Wait ...... who??

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    I see hydraulic turtles.

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    How to get rich tutorials on IG:


    Borrow $200 from your homie and get yourself an LLC and an EIN.

    Open a business bank account and apply for $50k no doc loans. Now you got $150k.

    Get some vendor credit lines that don't require credit check.

    Now you've turned $200 into $250k


    I may be wrong but seems like there might be a few steps missing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by evdog View Post
    How to get rich tutorials on IG:


    Borrow $200 from your homie and get yourself an LLC and an EIN.

    Open a business bank account and apply for $50k no doc loans. Now you got $150k.

    Get some vendor credit lines that don't require credit check.

    Now you've turned $200 into $250k


    I may be wrong but seems like there might be a few steps missing?
    Same vein as the newspaper articles about ‘how this couple paid of their student loans and bought a house at age 28’, and it inevitably turns out that they’re just from a rich family…

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    Quote Originally Posted by J. Barron DeJong View Post
    Same vein as the newspaper articles about ‘how this couple paid of their student loans and bought a house at age 28’, and it inevitably turns out that they’re just from a rich family…
    Those articles are the BEST!


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    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by evdog View Post
    How to get rich tutorials on IG:


    Borrow $200 from your homie and get yourself an LLC and an EIN.

    Open a business bank account and apply for $50k no doc loans. Now you got $150k.

    Get some vendor credit lines that don't require credit check.

    Now you've turned $200 into $250k


    I may be wrong but seems like there might be a few steps missing?
    Seems pretty straightforward.

    1. Get LLC/EIN
    2. Get loan and credit card money
    3. Profit!
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    Quote Originally Posted by evdog View Post
    How to get rich tutorials on IG:


    Borrow $200 from your homie and get yourself an LLC and an EIN.

    Open a business bank account and apply for $50k no doc loans. Now you got $150k.

    Get some vendor credit lines that don't require credit check.

    Now you've turned $200 into $250k


    I may be wrong but seems like there might be a few steps missing?
    While that's hilarious, it's actually not too far off from how a bunch of the big shots do things. They borrow money from their homies, ie "investors," crank up the new business, then leverage the heck out of everything, turning that money into bigger money, sell everything off to the next sucker for silly money, then lather, rinse, repeat. These guys rarely use their own money to start businesses. Unlike stupid me who put my own ass on the line then lost it all when it didn't work out. DOH!!! I guess I screwed up by not starting out rich and being a part of the klub beforehand. Haha.

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