Zillow/Redfin Gems

**rideit** · 08-21-2022, 08:34 PM

Do you invite all of your neighbors over to the pool when you want to rub one out?

**rideit** · 08-21-2022, 08:36 PM

Does this count?

https://www.autoevolution.com/news/m...1.html#agal_40

**John_B** · 08-21-2022, 10:39 PM

Why is the front door not glass? Also can you imagine the carnage that house will inflict upon the neighborhood bird population?!?

**Core Shot** · 08-22-2022, 12:56 AM

Pro windsurfer Josh stone had a second floor deck open air outdoor shitter.

I aspire to his genius

**Mazderati** · 08-22-2022, 09:38 AM

Cool spot while it's dry.

https://www.redfin.com/RI/Bristol/7-.../home/65928182

**Ted Striker** · 08-22-2022, 10:35 AM

The I Dream of Jeannie space where the light used to be is pretty cool. Make it a mini cocktail bar.

**Nobody Famous** · 08-23-2022, 06:12 AM

Originally Posted by Mazderati

Cool spot while it's dry.

https://www.redfin.com/RI/Bristol/7-.../home/65928182

That's very nice, thanks for posting. Well maintained in a New England kind of way. Even with lighthouse being authentic the inside is well done. What woman, taken up there at night for drinks wouldn't immediately remove all her clothes and say 'let's make babies!"

**jackstraw** · 08-23-2022, 09:20 AM

Originally Posted by Mazderati

Cool spot while it's dry.

https://www.redfin.com/RI/Bristol/7-.../home/65928182

If they tore down that gawd awful bridge. Great before that monstrosity was built I'm sure.

**ötzi** · 08-23-2022, 09:44 AM

You don't like that particular bridge? Seems pretty unremarkable as far as bridges go.

**jackstraw** · 08-23-2022, 09:56 AM

Originally Posted by ötzi

You don't like that particular bridge? Seems pretty unremarkable as far as bridges go.

I certainly would not want to live under the thing. A bit troll-ish eh? I appreciate a bridge in order to get from A to B, but looking at one constantly is not what I'd consider a good thing. Dirty and loud. Not for me.

**ötzi** · 08-23-2022, 10:27 AM

...with occasional jumpers, I get it.

They almost had a boat go off that thing the other day, some guy's trailer broke and the boat came off and bounced around and it ended up sideways across the roadway. That must have been an exciting few seconds.

**frorider** · 08-23-2022, 10:40 AM

That bridge ain’t exactly amenable to sound deadening shrubbery along the edges, so you get that background noise. Hard pass.

**ötzi** · 08-23-2022, 11:20 AM

A few years back I was invited to a cocktail party at the suburban Maryland home of this Brazilian couple. Nice private back yard but the sound wall for the DC Beltway ran right across the back edge of the property and you could clearly hear the steady stream of traffic, slightly muffled by the wall.

I said something to the wife of the couple that it was a nice yard but it was shame about the noise and she said, "Yeah when we bought the place we thought the noise was from a waterfall."

They have an eight-lane highway behind a 20-foot sound barrier in the back yard, and they're nowhere near the river, but they thought it was a waterfall making the noise. A very wtf moment.

But maybe you could convince yourself the noise from the bridge comes from a waterfall?

**Cisco Kid** · 08-23-2022, 11:45 AM

We live 100 yds from a rushing river and I90 is another 300 yds further. Lady makes sence.

**Ted Striker** · 08-23-2022, 12:05 PM

Originally Posted by ötzi

I said something to the wife of the couple that it was a nice yard but it was shame about the noise and she said, "Yeah when we bought the place we thought the noise was from a waterfall."

When we first moved here, my wife didn't know the general geography very well. She started taking the dog for long off-leash walks in the big nature park at the south end of town, and reported back how great it was, and that I should come with her.

So next time I accompany her, and at one point I say, "don't let the dog go off the trail to the right here. The freeway is just down that hill"

"I thought that was a river" she said, while dieing a little inside.

**Toadman** · 08-23-2022, 12:53 PM

Not so much a gem, but just needs a bit of a touch up to the kitchen appliances and cabinets. Something like this in Bend, OR in a nice neighborhood might go for $1 million. I'm thinking in Seattle near lake WA or around Bellevue about $2.2 million.

https://www.redfin.com/CA/Pacific-Pa...9uX251bWJlcj0w

**Core Shot** · 08-23-2022, 01:25 PM

Originally Posted by jackstraw

If they tore down that gawd awful bridge. Great before that monstrosity was built I'm sure.

Current owners bought it for $365 two years ago.

I’d pay that easy. Cool chill lighthouse. Even under a bridge. $750k not so much.

**Nobody Famous** · 08-26-2022, 12:49 PM

Originally Posted by Toadman

Not so much a gem, but just needs a bit of a touch up to the kitchen appliances and cabinets. Something like this in Bend, OR in a nice neighborhood might go for $1 million. I'm thinking in Seattle near lake WA or around Bellevue about $2.2 million.

https://www.redfin.com/CA/Pacific-Pa...9uX251bWJlcj0w

Interesting find. Owing to seeing zero evidence of clutter in any photo the inside is staged, and is done so quite well.

The listing says meticulous maintenance, but that doesn't apply all 100%. Brick work on circular driveway is meticulous, as is landscaping, brick patio area and drywall painting. But no pics of mechanicals, not even a water heater.

I do agree on kitchen appliances, how can a $4.5 MM home skate by with appliances that look like they came from a 1990s discount store?

**dan_pdx** · 08-27-2022, 06:21 AM

Exterior photos: nice looking house
First few interior photos: fake wood paneling and old carpet? Easy fix.
Photo 14: couldn't they take down their flypaper for the listing photos?
Photo 16: yeah, that's a no from me dawg

https://www.redfin.com/WA/Bellingham.../home/15821682

**Core Shot** · 08-27-2022, 08:59 AM

Photo 16???

How about 17 or 20 or 21?

Hazmat suit should part of the purchase agreement

**Ted Striker** · 08-27-2022, 10:44 AM

"Bennett Rd" is the point where you can stop reading, and move on the the next listing. The smoke stack visible in the first picture is a business that cuts and coats utility poles. The SW corner of the lots touches their compound. I don't know how much they've been forced to clean up their production, but from the 40s to the late 90s they polluted the soil and groundwater all the way down to the bay. It was designated a superfund site in the late 90s - and the cleanup still isn't finished.

The smoke stack in picture 7 is a cement plant. The adjacent property to the north is an auto body shop. I doubt there's a single quiet minute.

**Supermoon** · 08-27-2022, 10:58 AM

"Zoned light industrial" doesn't give off quiet neighborhood vibes

**Ted Striker** · 08-27-2022, 11:27 AM

You mean it's not a "gem in the rough"?!!

Yeah, a lot of the houses on that end of Bennett have businesses in them. The truth is you could pretty much do anything non-residential with the lot, but you'd need to get the house next door as well, and tear them both down.