Zillow/Redfin Gems

[3s]

If i buy this im painting it gold

These looked like they are in the kitchen
Vertical grills?

[Phall]

A trompo in the kitchen is what dreams are made of. Probably just decorative.

[Mazderati]

The two small water features or whatever they are look tacked on and the threshold into the billiards room looks lazy. That said, some interior paint and I'd be good to go.

Also, John Stamos?

[dan_pdx]

Do they have oddly low ceilings in many rooms, or is it just big furniture?

[JimmyCarter]

Also, John Stamos?

You don’t have a Stamos room in your house?

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

I think if you've got the money to buy it you've probably got the money to fix it up. Location, location, location....

That's a fantastic spot in the hills. I used to live right over the ridge on the Laurel canyon side.

[::: :::]

Only $75m

[dan_pdx]

Only $75m

I guess I'm just a prole because honestly that house leaves me cold. The stunt faucets / sink in the master bath at 7:07 in the video just look stupid and pointless, like some builder had to humor a dipshit billionaire client. I'd take this bad boy over that white elephant/folly and save 72 million and change: https://www.redfin.com/WA/Spokane/93...home/116915259

[sirbumpsalot]

I guess I'm just a prole because honestly that house leaves me cold. The stunt faucets / sink in the master bath at 7:07 in the video just look stupid and pointless, like some builder had to humor a dipshit billionaire client. I'd take this bad boy over that white elephant/folly and save 72 million and change: https://www.redfin.com/WA/Spokane/93...home/116915259

Which explains why you don't have $75M and never will....

[dan_pdx]

Which explains why you don't have $75M and never will....

Hey, you don't know that! I buy my lottery tickets every week

[3s]

I guess I'm just a prole because honestly that house leaves me cold. The stunt faucets / sink in the master bath at 7:07 in the video just look stupid and pointless, like some builder had to humor a dipshit billionaire client. I'd take this bad boy over that white elephant/folly and save 72 million and change: https://www.redfin.com/WA/Spokane/93...home/116915259

I agree. that aspen house sent shivers
But does spokane have a gondola (3.5 blocks away)?
And a faux-prison cell bowling alley

[sirbumpsalot]

Hey, you don't know that! I buy my lottery tickets every week

Its about time you updated your name to dan_geg!

[dan_pdx]

I agree. that aspen house sent shivers
But does spokane have a gondola (3.5 blocks away)?
And a faux-prison cell bowling alley

https://spokaneplanner.com/spokane-p...a-rides-falls/

Mic drop


Seriously though, no argument that ski in from Aspen is worth a lot, at least to the right crowd. They glossed over the access a little bit, I had the impression that there's a staircase or hillside that needs a lot of snow to be rideable. And agreed on that bowling alley, it would be like hanging out in a tunnel.

Its about time you updated your name to dan_geg!

I know! Maybe when I buy my Schweitzer pass in the fall, that's when I'll feel like I'm a real local. I couldn't quite bring myself to bite in the same month we forked over the down payment.

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

The Aspen pad is priced for convenient money laundering, not slope access.

[::: :::]

somewhere in the talk, they said something about the owner "inventing" those fold away faucets (i think?)
it's not a compelling piece of architecture, just a bunch of "features" & finishes grouped loosely together

but a nice location, no question

that spokane mansion was pretty nice, but unfortunately they divided/sold off the property & now it's squeezed among the rabble instead of having a proper apron of space around it

[Ted Striker]

My thoughts exactly when looking at the drone shots.

[dan_pdx]

I see your point, this one does a little better on that front and may be nicer inside: https://www.redfin.com/WA/Spokane/83...home/117040646

[::: :::]

I see your point, this one does a little better on that front and may be nicer inside: https://www.redfin.com/WA/Spokane/83...home/117040646

old parts are really nice where they remain
but the new stuff is unfortunate & hamfisted
it's always weird when people try to "open it up" in a trad home & don't really understand what they're doing - that kitchen + sitting area is a great example

[Ted Striker]

First house on second lot would be nice.

Or the baller move: buy first house plus all adjacent properties. Raze other buildings to the ground.

[dan_pdx]

First house on second lot would be nice.

Or the baller move: buy first house plus all adjacent properties. Raze other buildings to the ground.

Hmm, it's true I'm saving a lot of money by not buying that Aspen property...

[Ted Striker]

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2...11758921_zpid/

[Mazderati]

I'm picturing giant balloons attached to the roof.

[dan_pdx]

Looks like it needs Weight Watchers. On the plus side, you could dress it up as the Death Star on Halloween

[Dantheman]

I'd take that over some random McMansion any day. Not with a half-finished remodel, though.

[dunfree]

The problem is it’s hard to do a “nice” interior today, for that kinda throwback novelty vernacular home, without skill and money. That $75 million aspen home needs more windows