Meanwhile in Florida...

[warthog]

Shit. You got warm weather, the meths, and alligators? I'll be right there.

Don't forget- when it gets cold you might get knocked out by an iguana falling out of a tree too.
Death from above, below, and within. Scary place.

[irul&ublo]

This is pretty close to Florida:


https://www.witn.com/2022/05/25/man-...-deputies-say/


Natty Ice FTW!

[Skistack]

Banned from Walmart would be good name for a punk rock band.


Sent from my iPhone using TGR Forums

[tetzen]

Favorite Walmart story was a guy that took a flat screen TV box back to them filled with a few bags of rice wrapped in the styrofoam packaging. Store clerks assumed the weight meant there was a TV in there.

He got his cash refund and was nearly to his car in the parking lot when they opened it up and discovered their folly and called the cops on him. He made it to the first stoplight before they caught up with him.

[old goat]

Banned from Walmart would be good name for a punk rock band.


Sent from my iPhone using TGR Forums

[happytimefunbox]

Don't forget- when it gets cold you might get knocked out by an iguana falling out of a tree too.
Death from above, below, and within. Scary place.

Even the sharks aren't safe

Sent from my SM-G991U using Tapatalk

[Skistack]

Bad couple of days for Florida Man.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...ck/7466258001/


https://abc-7.com/news/state/2022/05...weekend-party/

[Squirreljam]

this fits riiiiight in here ... Florida man, passenger crash into FedEx truck during sex act (autoblog.com)

Pretty humerous wording. Frankly, I don't blame the guy.

[jmedslc]

this fits riiiiight in here ... Florida man, passenger crash into FedEx truck during sex act (autoblog.com)

Pretty humerous wording. Frankly, I don't blame the guy.

Omg

“Neither occupant of the FedEx vehicle was injured; the only package harmed was the one being attentively gift-wrapped by the passenger of the SUV.”

[spanky]

Omg

“Neither occupant of the FedEx vehicle was injured; the only package harmed was the one being attentively gift-wrapped by the passenger of the SUV.”

“Despite suffering perhaps the most predictable consequence in the world, the driver appears to have gotten lucky twice over, and the resulting injuries were not reported to be reproductively catastrophic.”

Damn shame. I gather the guy’s name is Clevon.

[evdog]

https://nypost.com/2022/06/03/oral-s...o-fedex-truck/

[evdog]

^^ a not so happy ending to his happy ending

[bonewrenched]

Just came out of nowhere

[uglymoney]

Jacksonville man arrested for killing neighbors chicken.

https://www.facebook.com/502480569/v...9977405005692/

[mcski]

I don’t wanna hear unless he choked it to death

[seano732]

Golf clap…..

[Vt-Freeheel]

This guy won't be clapping anymore

fireworks/

[Core Shot]

This guy won't be clapping anymore

fireworks/

Truth.

But now he is a zen Buddhist and knows the true sound of one hand clapping.

[old goat]

This guy won't be clapping anymore

fireworks/

What's the sound of one hand clapping?
Boom!

(Sorry).

[Harry]

Florida Man and his AR-15 is upset with Lawnmower Man

https://twitter.com/lines_draw/statu...arking-dispute



Sent from my iPad using TGR Forums

[fatnslow]

Florida Man and his AR-15 is upset with Lawnmower Man

https://twitter.com/lines_draw/statu...arking-dispute



Sent from my iPad using TGR Forums

Does that asshole have his truck parked in the front yard ?

[Vt-Freeheel]

This likely started when the landscaper made a comment about rifle mans shitty looking lawn

[riser4]

Florida Man and his AR-15 is upset with Lawnmower Man

https://twitter.com/lines_draw/statu...arking-dispute



Sent from my iPad using TGR Forums

Omg

[riser4]

This likely started when the landscaper made a comment about rifle mans shitty looking lawn

Have YOU ever tried to maintain a lawn in Florida? It'll drive you nuts. Therefore, the whole state should be prohibited from possessing firearms. Bunch of psychos.

[k2skier112]

Does that asshole have his truck parked in the front yard ?

nope, city street. but the trailer was blocking his driveway

the shitstain loose canon was just still in the middle of losing his mind, even tho his driveway is unblocked in the video