Meanwhile in Florida...

[east or bust]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime...cid=spartanntp

[PB]

Holy Fukkity Fuck
Should be cross-posted to POS Humans thread.

[happytimefunbox]

Florida man back in the news

https://www.orlandoweekly.com/Blogs/...machete-attack

[CHAIR_97]

10k seems kind of low for bail.

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[Tri-Ungulate]

For a sec I thought that was Tom Brady with his spankin' new Bucs tat.

[PB]

Gender equality! Massive infestation of religious Karens ravages Florida!
https://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/...s/coronavirus/

[Benny Profane]

So much for the smarter sex.

[Boissal]

Gender equality! Massive infestation of religious Karen's ravages Florida!
https://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/...s/coronavirus/

"The problem with humanity today is ignorance, arrogance, and apathy" says the ignorant and arrogant (but certainly not apathetic) Karen.
If lack of self-awareness was fatal every one of the twats waffles would have dropped dead the second they stepped up to that podium...

[PB]

Their arrogance alone should have cauterized their wombs into rock hard walnuts.

[rideit]

Makin' an honest living

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.usa...amp/5524014002

[Benny Profane]

Florida man says, wear a mask! Or else.

https://jonathanturley.org/2020/07/3...n-hotel-lobby/

[Vt-Freeheel]

Looks like someone tried to stiff a lot lizard

tmz.com/2020/08/01/florida-man-hangs-on-hood-semi-truck-big-rick-highway/

[evdog]

She'll fit right in

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/elect...id=mailsignout

[PB]

She's what a Jugaloo looks (and acts) like without their face paint on.

[JongDoe]

https://wchstv.com/news/offbeat/flor...UWpC5XcRC7CEkE

Mine don't smell, so not me.

[k2skier112]

Florida man stole bulldozer, ran down Biden signs in Haines City neighborhood, police say

https://www.fox13news.com/news/flori...ood-police-say

[Vt-Freeheel]

Here kitty kitty kitty

black-leopard-mauls-florida-man-who-paid-150-for-full-contact-experience

[k2skier112]

Definitely got his $$$ worth

[Benny Profane]

This could be a double header Florida/Darwin post, but, then again, most of the Florida stuff, probably all, belongs in the Darwin thread, so, here.

https://petapixel.com/2020/10/30/man...-backyard-zoo/

[stealurface831]

I wonder if he thought "full contact experience" meant that he could get frisky with the kitty.

[riser4]

I wonder if he thought "full contact experience" meant that he could get frisky with the kitty.

Who doesn't?

[bonewrenched]

Florida ingenuity

https://www.carscoops.com/2020/11/wh...-ford-mustang/

[Rideski]

Importing bugs
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/loc...246893437.html

[Benny Profane]

Florida man in training.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/man-te...ail&via=mobile Man Tells Police He Brought 8-Year-Old on Crime Spree to ‘Toughen Him Up’ The 36-year-old man claimed he brought the child on a spree of burglaries because he didn’t “want him to be soft.”

[evdog]

Meanwhile, in Florida....