OFFICIAL 2018 MLB THREAD

[iceman]

5 of 13 not 5 and 13.

[irul&ublo]

Gregorious to DL with Judge and Sanchez = 2,3,4 out now.

Can't wait to get these guys back a couple weeks before October and then bump Verlander and 'Stros out beforing moving deeper into the fall.

Haven't seen that they put him on the DL yet. At least they have Torreyes as back up, and he can fill in nicely.

[ex-powderbroker]

i guess. it would have been nice if something happened to neil walker though instead

[iceman]

How's our boy Sonny doin' these days?

[Timberridge]

the Gray one? He's unwatchable.

I think if the mound was 58'6" from home, I could see him having some success. It's just a couple feet too far now.

[ex-powderbroker]

they could also move the mound up a few inches?

[SkiBall]

I read about as well as you fold clothes apparently.

So...the Tribe in Fenway. Where my BMills at?

It wasn't folded, just pulled out. But yeah, my folding does suck. I know how, just impatient.
And yeah, I miss BMills, especially on days like today. Roll Tribe. (I do that as good as folding too.)

[ex-powderbroker]

bmills quit?

teenage suicide, don’t do it.

[iceman]

It wasn't folded, just pulled out. But yeah, my folding does suck. I know how, just impatient.
And yeah, I miss BMills, especially on days like today. Roll Tribe. (I do that as good as folding too.)

I was really just playing about the folding, guy.

That game really got down to crunch time last night. Bottom of the 9th, down 1, men at 1st and 3rd, 1 out, Martinez up, I'll take that every time. Oh well.

[iceman]

bmills quit?

teenage suicide, don’t do it.

Not sure what the teenage suicide bit means but yeah actually yesterday was the 6-month anniversary of BMIlls out. Nobody knows what happened or if they do they're not saying. He wasn't in a huff about the board as we've seen so often with others though. Just seemed distraught in general. Hope he's okay.

[ex-powderbroker]

damn, i can’t keep track of everyone but it sure is weird when an esteemed member of the community decides to take a walk.

‘teenage suicide, don’t do it’ was the song in Heathers by Big Fun that the school sought to popularize to end the rash of kids that were offing themselves, iirc.

[Timberridge]

He did take a lot of heat for liking Chik-Fil-A from the gay atheist contingent here.

[Timberridge]

[iceman]

sista's a playa

[ex-powderbroker]

Haven't seen that they put him on the DL yet. At least they have Torreyes as back up, and he can fill in nicely.

he's on the dl now.

walker and robinson still on the roster. hopefully they get mccutchen from SF, would be a nice platoon with Gardner.

[Brock Landers]

He did take a lot of heat for liking Chik-Fil-A from the gay atheist contingent here.

Ugh fuck, I'm gonna have to drive all the way to Burlington to scratch that chick fil a itch now.

Maybe the Yankees should sign torii hunter or Brian Giles or jacoby ellsbury or (insert another washed up 2008 all star outfielder).

[iceman]

Maybe Johnny Damon's available.

[neckdeep]

Daniel Murphy is a Cub. Well, that's about three years too late to make a difference.

[Supermoon]

I guess the Nats traded Harper to the Dodgers, but his waiver expired before the deal went through, so he’s staying in DC. Nats seem to be fire sale status even though they are only 6.5 games out of the wild card.

[neckdeep]

even though they are only 6.5 games out of the wild card.

Yeah, well, there are "only" six other teams ahead of them in the wild card race. They are in the bottom half of the NL....in other words, it's over. And by "it", I mean any chance of going to the playoffs for the foreseeable future. What a shame for Scherzer. One of the best pitchers of his generation wasted his career with the Nats.

[Supermoon]

They’d also have to make a move and get above .500...

[neckdeep]

Ol' Dusty Baker is looking pretty good right about now. He got scapegoated for only getting them to the division series in both of his years. Without him, the team cratered. Obviously, they should have kept Baker. Nats ownership got what it deserved.

[Brock Landers]

Maybe Johnny Damon's available.

What's your boy Carl Everett up to these days anyway??

[ex-powderbroker]

not watching jurassic park that’s for sure

cutch is 31 and his deal expires this year. he’s also ops’ing 110 and plays nice defense. as long as they don’t give him an elllsbury deal it’s awesome. tim raines II.

[ex-powderbroker]

roll tribe