Check Out Our Shop
Page 1 of 3 1 2 3 LastLast
Results 1 to 25 of 55

Thread: If you could work for a fictional business, which one would it be, and what is your j

  1. 01-10-2020, 02:52 PM #1
    mntlion's Avatar
    mntlion
    mntlion is online now gear pimp extraordinaire
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    Banff
    Posts
    22,524

    If you could work for a fictional business, which one would it be, and what is your j

    1) what fictional business would you want to work for? (TV, book, movie, etc)

    2) what job would you have?

    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  2. 01-10-2020, 02:56 PM #2
    Timberridge's Avatar
    Timberridge
    Timberridge is offline Registered User
    Join Date
    Dec 2012
    Posts
    17,751
    Dunder Mifflin. Creed's job.
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  3. 01-10-2020, 03:05 PM #3
    tango uniform's Avatar
    tango uniform
    tango uniform is offline Registered User
    Join Date
    Feb 2013
    Posts
    963
    Wonka Chocolate


    Oompa loompa labor relations Mgr.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  4. 01-10-2020, 03:07 PM #4
    Benny Profane's Avatar
    Benny Profane
    Benny Profane is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    Looking down
    Posts
    50,490
    Tony Montana's private jet pilot.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  5. 01-10-2020, 03:17 PM #5
    dan_pdx
    dan_pdx is online now Registered User
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Posts
    3,519
    WeWork, Adam Neumann's "job".
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  6. 01-10-2020, 03:23 PM #6
    Kenny Satch's Avatar
    Kenny Satch
    Kenny Satch is offline pitter patter
    Join Date
    Nov 2011
    Location
    Ontario Canada eh
    Posts
    4,449


    I want the job they turned down
    riser4 - Ignore me! Please!

    Kenny Satch - With pleasure
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  7. 01-10-2020, 03:46 PM #7
    Toadman's Avatar
    Toadman
    Toadman is online now Registered User
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Posts
    8,697
    Stark Industries - Senior Executive VP of Product Development and Testing.
    "We don't beat the reaper by living longer, we beat the reaper by living well and living fully." - Randy Pausch
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  8. 01-10-2020, 03:48 PM #8
    stuckathuntermtn's Avatar
    stuckathuntermtn
    stuckathuntermtn is online now Mutt Wrangler
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Location
    Missoula, MT
    Posts
    23,030
    Astronavigator for the Spacing Guild, duh
    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  9. 01-10-2020, 03:53 PM #9
    smartyiak's Avatar
    smartyiak
    smartyiak is offline Maniacally smart!!!
    Join Date
    Mar 2011
    Location
    Magically whisked away to...Delaware
    Posts
    3,617
    Roger Sterling. Or: Professor....Indiana Jones.
    It makes perfect sense...until you think about it.

    I suspect there's logic behind the madness, but I'm too dumb to see it.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  10. 01-10-2020, 03:57 PM #10
    MakersTeleMark's Avatar
    MakersTeleMark
    MakersTeleMark is offline ~~~(oYo)~~~
    Join Date
    Feb 2005
    Posts
    19,786
    Staff photographer for a sorority.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  11. 01-10-2020, 04:19 PM #11
    Buster Highmen's Avatar
    Buster Highmen
    Buster Highmen is offline Used Register
    Join Date
    Sep 2001
    Location
    Before
    Posts
    28,763
    Nasdaq.
    Computer Systems
    Merde De Glace On the Freak When Ski
    >>>200 cm Black Bamboo Sidewalled DPS Lotus 120 : Best Skis Ever <<<
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  12. 01-10-2020, 04:37 PM #12
    riser4's Avatar
    riser4
    riser4 is online now sudo su -
    Join Date
    Dec 2012
    Location
    I can still smell Poutine.
    Posts
    26,772
    Quote Originally Posted by Buster Highmen View Post
    Nasdaq.
    Computer Systems
    Nerd.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  13. 01-10-2020, 04:39 PM #13
    riser4's Avatar
    riser4
    riser4 is online now sudo su -
    Join Date
    Dec 2012
    Location
    I can still smell Poutine.
    Posts
    26,772
    Whomever will hire me to ski first tracks, surf pr0n, and smoke weed all day. Without any other responsibilities.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  14. 01-10-2020, 05:27 PM #14
    stuckathuntermtn's Avatar
    stuckathuntermtn
    stuckathuntermtn is online now Mutt Wrangler
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Location
    Missoula, MT
    Posts
    23,030
    Mowing the Judge's lawn is still available. Then maybe you can drop by the yacht club. Here's a quarter.
    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  15. 01-10-2020, 05:28 PM #15
    dunfree 's Avatar
    dunfree
    dunfree is offline Registered User
    Join Date
    Aug 2016
    Location
    关你屁事
    Posts
    9,945
    Elon Musk, Engineer
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  16. 01-10-2020, 05:44 PM #16
    Toadman's Avatar
    Toadman
    Toadman is online now Registered User
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Posts
    8,697
    Fictional Businesses, people!
    "We don't beat the reaper by living longer, we beat the reaper by living well and living fully." - Randy Pausch
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  17. 01-10-2020, 05:45 PM #17
    Core Shot's Avatar
    Core Shot
    Core Shot is offline Registered Abuser
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Location
    Yonder
    Posts
    22,532
    VetaVitaVegamin
    Taste tester
    Kill all the telemarkers
    But they’ll put us in jail if we kill all the telemarkers
    Telemarketers! Kill the telemarketers!
    Oh we can do that. We don’t even need a reason
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  18. 01-10-2020, 06:47 PM #18
    mntlion's Avatar
    mntlion
    mntlion is online now gear pimp extraordinaire
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    Banff
    Posts
    22,524
    Quote Originally Posted by dunfree View Post
    Elon Musk, Engineer
    reading comprehension is dead.

    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  19. 01-10-2020, 06:50 PM #19
    k2skier112's Avatar
    k2skier112
    k2skier112 is online now Registered User
    Join Date
    Dec 2011
    Location
    PNW
    Posts
    7,927
    Columbia Coke Labs. Tester
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  20. 01-10-2020, 06:54 PM #20
    TBS's Avatar
    TBS
    TBS is online now Bearded Sweater Model
    Join Date
    Oct 2004
    Location
    50 miles E of Paradise
    Posts
    16,939
    Sassy Lassy Video Productions
    Chief Assessor of Talent
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  21. 01-10-2020, 07:37 PM #21
    dunfree 's Avatar
    dunfree
    dunfree is offline Registered User
    Join Date
    Aug 2016
    Location
    关你屁事
    Posts
    9,945
    Quote Originally Posted by mntlion View Post
    reading comprehension is dead.
    I understood the question completely
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  22. 01-10-2020, 08:23 PM #22
    muted
    muted is offline Registered User
    Join Date
    Aug 2007
    Location
    United States of Aburdistan
    Posts
    7,276
    C'mon, it's dunfree's first joke I've ever seen on TGR, and it's not bad. Gotta give him credit on a rare moment.

    But I get how it flies over peoples head...
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  23. 01-10-2020, 08:27 PM #23
    wooley12's Avatar
    wooley12
    wooley12 is online now Core before core was cool
    Join Date
    Feb 2009
    Location
    On Vacation for the Duration
    Posts
    14,403
    You lost me at "work for". I would like to start a side gig as a golf instructor specializing giving putting lessons to trophy wives.
    A few people feel the rain. Most people just get wet.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  24. 01-10-2020, 08:41 PM #24
    4matic's Avatar
    4matic
    4matic is online now Registered User
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Posts
    20,181
    Quote Originally Posted by Buster Highmen View Post
    Nasdaq.
    Computer Systems
    I worked for NYSE data services and have visited NASDAQ computer centers. 24/7 stress is your thing? Everyone is hoping it all works.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  25. 01-10-2020, 08:48 PM #25
    Bunion 2020's Avatar
    Bunion 2020
    Bunion 2020 is offline Registered User
    Join Date
    Dec 2004
    Location
    Where the sheets have no stains
    Posts
    24,133
    Art Vanderlay, Latex sales.
    I have been in this State for 30 years and I am willing to admit that I am part of the problem.

    "Happiest years of my life were earning < $8.00 and hour, collecting unemployment every spring and fall, no car, no debt and no responsibilities. 1984-1990 Park City UT"
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
« OFFICIAL 2018 MLB THREAD | OFFICIAL 2017 MLB THREAD »

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Forum Rules