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Thread: Crows v. Gulls

  1. #101
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    If a crow was on a treadmill could it take off and fly ?
    "Zee damn fat skis are ruining zee piste !" -Oscar Schevlin

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  2. #102
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry View Post
    If a crow was on a treadmill could it take off and fly ?
    yup, those bastards are from hell.

    ... spent time in NB panhandle as a kid, fuckers were releantless

  3. #103
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    Just saw a murder chase off a bald eagle above my house. Super intense


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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDaddy View Post
    Falcon vs. Seagull gets a little bloodier...

    Somehow in the 8 years since this was posted it had stopped haunting my dreams.

  5. #105
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    Missed it the first time.

    Kinda wish I'd missed in this time.
    The music was a brutally deceitful trick.

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    A red tailed hawk took apart some pigeon on my front porch.

    The security cameras taped the whole thing... I found out my cameras picked up sound too that day.









    Haunting dread filled me, how many times have I taken the dog out to pee so my wife couldn't hear my phone calls and I end up giving her recordings of them.

  7. #107
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    Go out there and pretend to be talking to a jeweler about a very special present for her and see if things change around the house.

  8. #108
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    I was trying to find a pic of Thelonius the Red-Tailed Hawk chugging a fucking pigeon outside Basom's window but I didn't.

    But I did find this, completely by accident:

    Quote Originally Posted by iceman
    This doesn't have much (okay, nothing) to do with this topic, but:
    A long time ago, when you could still smoke in Airports, I got off a plane and was waiting for my luggage by the carousel thing. I pull out a smoke and some matches. Strike the match, and the flaming head flies off - RIGHT INTO THE EAR of the guy standing next to me. I mean, right inside.

    I go, "Ummm..."
    The guy goes "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH" and starts smacking himself in the head, trying to put the fire out. He ran away, still screaming and smacking himself in the head.

    Never saw him again.

    True story.
    It was archived in this classic old thread which contains links to many classic old threads: https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/...read.php/38342

  9. #109
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    Etch that sucker in stone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Somehow in the 8 years since this was posted it had stopped haunting my dreams.
    at least you re not core shot bumping any random thread. jesus.

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