'14/'15 Magic Shitshow aka Everybody's an Expert thread

[BigDaddy]

I know Peruvian can ski... dude's got solid style. Thought maybe you were being silly. And he does kind of look like HP!


Hoping to witness this, but I live in a glass house...

[MMP]

Nope! Peruvian can actually ski. I seented it with my own eyes!!


HP is a super whiny douchegeyser that skis at Magic sometimes who is the most annoying tele skier of all time. Stereotypical "thinks everyone cares he teles" type. MMP hates the guy with a burning passion normally reserved for SpeedBear Passholders at Stratton. One of the bartenders nearly beat the guy up once too.

It's not his skiing of course. That's what started all of this. Ski technique criticism. It's an occasional side dish at magic and usually just ball breaking. BF is a really good guy that I plan to party with next weekend in Denver. If he never skied at Magic again because of what's being said here, that would suck, because he fits in far more than most.

No one teles gheyer than droppin loads and I love that fucking guy.

I hate potter because of a. Trying to use me as a pawn in his plan to fuck my friends wife. And b. By disrespecting my wife in our ski house. I had to be restrained. I'm very fond of my wife.

[Binky]

Dude I just want all that passive aggressive stuff to go away. Buttah is a good guy irl who has always been happy to hook me up and been fun to ski with and it makes me feel weird when people egg this stuff on. I mean, I get the hair triggers and all that jazz- it's summer... But we need to let this stuff go. Hell, Rusty and Buttah skied last year and shook hands, etc. Ullr would not be pleased if we were to let that regress back to summer spat status as if that was even based in reality.


I say we all go to Ullr and everybody has a good time... Except for Harry Potter. Fuck that guy. I'll bring my own curb to be able to stomp that tool properly.

Seconded.

[DBdude]

well I can see how somebody who has an avatar of trey might need a good what for... just kidding

[BigDaddy]

I hate potter because of a. Trying to use me as a pawn in his plan to fuck my friends wife. And b. By disrespecting my wife in our ski house. I had to be restrained. I'm very fond of my wife.

Yikes... does not sound like Peruvian. Sorry for the mistaken association, G.

I'm boycotting all HP products from now on.

[east or bust]

How common is the sleeping in a car thing at Ullr?

Assuming I can make it (haven't seen the date in the last couple pages) I will probably be pretty outgunned in terms of what I can provide. Any odds and ends type things that are needed would be perfect.

[lynchdogger]

Sleeping in cars at Magic is mandatory ... especially after 5 Heady Toppers, a ton of weed, and no food since noon. Just make sure the heat is on so you don't freeze to death! dates for Ullr?

[krp8128]

How common is the sleeping in a car thing at Ullr?

Assuming I can make it (haven't seen the date in the last couple pages) I will probably be pretty outgunned in terms of what I can provide. Any odds and ends type things that are needed would be perfect.

We've found the car door open, sleeping bag covered in vomit half out the door and the owner alseep in the ditch on the side of the road.


Does that answer your question?

[Todd Zander]

Sounds like im not the worst tele skier on the mountain. Gotta get my loppers etc back from ct so i can " carve my own trail"

[DoWork]

We've found the car door open, sleeping bag covered in vomit half out the door and the owner alseep in the ditch on the side of the road.


Does that answer your question?

Accurate. The only thing truly frowned upon is not going!

[Gepeto]

We've found the car door open, sleeping bag covered in vomit half out the door and the owner alseep in the ditch on the side of the road.


Does that answer your question?

Welcome to VT

Where this type of behavoir is acceptable

[DoWork]

Welcome to VT

Where this type of behavoir is acceptable

*encouraged.


That shit gives Ullr a powder boner like whoa. It's a fact.

[MyNameIsAugustWest]

I hate potter because of a. Trying to use me as a pawn in his plan to fuck my friends wife. And b. By disrespecting my wife in our ski house. I had to be restrained. I'm very fond of my wife.

Dude is a total d-bag. I saw him hitting on Carol C. at the bar a couple of years ago and she's like 65.

How common is the sleeping in a car thing at Ullr?

Assuming I can make it (haven't seen the date in the last couple pages) I will probably be pretty outgunned in terms of what I can provide. Any odds and ends type things that are needed would be perfect.

October 17
Cups, paper plates, plastic ware, paper towels are always needed. Keep an eye out for DoWork's UllrFest thread.

[Vt-Freeheel]

How common is the sleeping in a car thing at Ullr?

Assuming I can make it (haven't seen the date in the last couple pages) I will probably be pretty outgunned in terms of what I can provide. Any odds and ends type things that are needed would be perfect.

One year at a BigDaddy fest MtnbkBoarder [who, on his way from PA, picked up a large dining tent that Tbatt borrowed from work, in NY] and came up to me after dark saying "I forgot my fucking tent at home, can I sleep in your truck?" Was kind enough not to puke in my truck.

Remember those crazy klowns setting up hammocks high in the trees?

[makimono]

[stayalert]

One year at a BigDaddy fest MtnbkBoarder [who, on his way from PA, picked up a large dining tent that Tbatt borrowed from work, in NY] and came up to me after dark saying "I forgot my fucking tent at home, can I sleep in your truck?" Was kind enough not to puke in my truck.

Remember those crazy klowns setting up hammocks high in the trees?

HEY! Gotta sleep somewhere….Reggae shark for the win! Sage coming again?

[Speedfreak]

Speedfreak wants to beat the guy up too.

FIFY.

And of course you DRockets had to schedule this on me Mum's birfday.


...I'll see what I can do. 😉



Oh, and I'd like to be the fivethousandieth person to say that Peruvian's hog was unfuckingbelievable. Serial. I'd kill for more.

On that thought, maybe MMP could extend the invite to HP?

BTW Zander, it takes more than loppers to carve your own trail. You're also required to look like the long lost retarded brother JFK, RFK, and Teddy tried to forget about.

[Vt-Freeheel]

HEY! Gotta sleep somewhere….Reggae shark for the win! Sage coming again?

Look at the lurker I shook out of the tree!

[Peruvian]

Yikes... does not sound like Peruvian. Sorry for the mistaken association, G.

I'm boycotting all HP products from now on.

no worries, I was poking the bear.

[Timberridge]

Welcome to VT

Is anyone bringing heroin?

[Vt-Freeheel]

Is anyone bringing heroin?

I think Benny has that covered.

[DoWork]

Is anyone bringing heroin?

Ew. Of all the swear words, that one is the worst.

[RustyGroomer]

Work days of old.....

[Dexter Rutecki]

Hate that guy. Let's dispatch Buttahflake to take care of him.

[MMP]

Hate that guy. Let's dispatch Buttahflake to take care of him.

fuck off potter