'14/'15 Magic Shitshow aka Everybody's an Expert thread

[Todd Zander]

Is Magic not opening Tuesday? I am trying to figure out if I should head out tonight as driving tomorrow morning doesn't seem like much of an option, but if they're not spinning the lifts I'm not sure I can justify it.

Would it help if someone takes a baseball bat to your calves before each hike up? I know dave would want it that way.

[clubhousebmx]

Would it help if someone takes a baseball bat to your calves before each hike up? I know dave would want it that way.

Only if its painted red, and only if that's the warm up for the chair opening later. What lot is lot 2/B at Magic, I'm assuming the one past when you drive in (to the right of the main lot looking up the mountain?) Still trying to decide whether to make the drive up tonight, but if anyone sees a Gray sti hatchback in lot B that looks like hasn't moved in a while come take a look for me...or if you just want to make some turns. Could be a safety meeting in it for saving my life.

[Timberridge]

I'd just valet.

[Binky]

Wednesday will be gigantic, beautiful tittays (continuing the breast theme)!

Enjoy everyone! I will continue to live vicariously through you.

[dangur]

Anybody know if the woods will be in play on Wed?

I know - stupid question. But my buddy said SoVT has been thin so far this year, and I'm debating between Magic and just hanging out in NH this week... But if the woods are going to be good I may have to make the drive over.

[MMP]

we skied woods all weekend, and I am not one to get in there before they're good to go.

[buttahflake]

what kind of shenanigans should i expect on Big Wednesday?
will the ticket window be open before the lift?
will the lift open a half hour early, thus fucking me?
do i need to pack some large blocks of CH-6?
looking forward to schooling y'all beaters!

[dangur]

we skied woods all weekend, and I am not one to get in there before they're good to go.

Thanks

[powbmps]

Fuck yeah! Let's do this.

what kind of shenanigans should i expect on Big Wednesday?
will the ticket window be open before the lift?
will the lift open a half hour early, thus fucking me?
do i need to pack some large blocks of CH-6?
looking forward to schooling y'all beaters!

[savemeasammy]

I will look forward to Magic on Weds - it sounds like rope-ducking will not be necessary...!

[krp8128]

GF working from home tomorrow, I have some possibilities later in the day.

We both have Wednesday off.

[radam]

what kind of shenanigans should i expect on Big Wednesday?
will the ticket window be open before the lift?
will the lift open a half hour early, thus fucking me?
do i need to pack some large blocks of CH-6?
looking forward to schooling y'all beaters!

Hopefully they open the ticket window before the lifts.
It's unlikely the lift will spin before 9. I will still be in line early.
Extra wax is never a bad idea.

[Dexter Rutecki]

Planning to be there Wednesday (assuming roads are passable), hope this thing delivers at the higher end of what's predicted.

MMP and Kokomas--you guys got complimented on your steeze by the man himself (Mr. Sullivan to you) who watched you two shredding Red Line on Saturday afternoon (and he didn't even make the obligatory derogatory comment about MMP's bindings). Just thought you'd like to know.

Checking in here because I was told I have (several?) ski-off challenges scheduled...will bring the DH boards in case the 210+ rule is in effect.

[Dexter Rutecki]

I am a stupid stupid man how many times am I going to get caught in this stupid I 787 bull crap somebody please tell me how to drive around this into troy for next time

95 to 91 treated us well on Friday, which you can't count on, but is virtually always faster for us going back. NJ it may not work as well (but you sure don't worry about 787/Troy). I also need to figure out a good alternative to 787 for when we go up on the west.

[RustyGroomer]

MMP and Kokomas--you guys got complimented on your steeze by the man himself (Mr. Sullivan to you)

They must have been schralpinz hard for a Sully compliment.

[BigDaddy]

what kind of shenanigans should i expect on Big Wednesday?
will the ticket window be open before the lift?
will the lift open a half hour early, thus fucking me?
do i need to pack some large blocks of CH-6?
looking forward to schooling y'all beaters!

You are seeking answers to the unanswerable.


Expect nothing, but question everything... for only then will you begin to understand, what it is to be a part and at one, with the Magic Mystique.

[Dexter Rutecki]

They must have been schralpinz hard for a Sully compliment.

They actually were (don't tell MMP I said so, lest his fat head get bigger). And it was completely unprompted as well--we rode over them coming down that steepest pitch (before the cat tracks) and he began talking about them.

[MMP]

complimented on your steeze

I just assume everyone on the chair is doing the same.....

[Dexter Rutecki]

No one on the chair is talking about watching you slurp down bloody mary's in the BLT (that is your usual steeze from what I understand).

[Dexter Rutecki]

Latest map showing 18+ for Magic is correct?

[Timberridge]

Latest map showing 18+ for Magic is correct?

Feet?

[biggins]

Latest map showing 18+ for Magic is correct?

Yes, a forecasting map is "correct."

Aaaaaaand that is my bitter, snarky contribution to the internet today. You fucks better crush this storm dead and take fuckin' pictures while your doin' it too.

Bottles- you should def go. It's a good time.

Remember you SOBs, pics or it didn't happen.

[Dexter Rutecki]

Yeah, well, I kind of meant correct insofar as a forecast can be correct. I guess I was asking what the consensus is since I keep seeing different things.

[biggins]

Yeah, well, I kind of meant correct insofar as a forecast can be correct. I guess I was asking what the consensus is since I keep seeing different things.

Again, just an angry gimp on a couch about to miss some good shit. Just fuckin' with ya.

Still, take a lap

[FussyDutchman]

So, can any of you asshats down there actually ski/ride? (Calm down, it's a joke) Have not skied Magic since the 80s but have always loved the Hill and admired the camaraderie from afar. After multiple years of swearing I'll get down there, this might be the time. I'll be the old gimp in green skiing with a chick who rips. Tell us to piss off if you figure out who we are.

Whether or not we make it I hope you guys and gals get hammered (and not just at the pub). Could be REALLY good.

Leaving the high alpine of the BB and heading south, has your account been hacked??? If he makes I need to see some pics/vid as evidence!

Enjoy the bounty and bring your snorkels.