'14/'15 Magic Shitshow aka Everybody's an Expert thread

[Harvey44]

It's true. We're the breast.

Sometimes I lurk here just to stare at your avatar.

[Timberridge]

The beauty of this concept is it lends itself to franchising. Similar to the breastaurant concept employed by Hooters and now Twin Peaks, and others.

I see this catching on for ski areas.

Hooters just announced the other day they are expanding in Asia.

http://news.hooters.com/press-releas...ment-agreement

[Goniff]

This thread is shaping up quite nicely.

[Timberridge]

This thread is shaping up quite nicely.

And to think, after last year's, DoWork wasn't going to start one for the '14-15 season?

[MMP]

yes,i agree with you

i know, right?

[clubhousebmx]

"Sure, we may not have the snowmaking of nearby Okemo, the haute couture of Stratton, or the terrain parks of Mt. Snow. But you know what Magic's got that these other area's don't? Breasts...big, jiggly breasts. Just learning to ski? Take a run down A-Cup over to the Training Bra learning area. From there its just a short walk over the hand bridge to the renamed Big Lovely Tits bar. After a nip or two at the BLT, perhaps you're yearning for something more challenging? Take a ride up the Underwire lift and motorboat over to Double D's Glade, one of New England's signature bump runs. Done for the day? Don't forget to stop by the gift shop and pick up a " I Tittyfucked Double D's at Magic Mtn" bumper sticker."

This had me laughing out loud at work, so good, thank you for that. Underwire lift sounds painful if it breaks though.

Is this storm going to hit Magic at all tomorrow? Want to get up there this year finally and that would be some good motivation, well that and the Big Lovely Tits bar of course.

[GetAmped]

This had me laughing out loud at work, so good, thank you for that. Underwire lift sounds painful if it breaks though.

Is this storm going to hit Magic at all tomorrow? Want to get up there this year finally and that would be some good motivation, well that and the Big Lovely Tits bar of course.

So far forecasts look like it's not going to produce much in S. VT., maybe a few inches. We can only hope the track somehow changes and we get it instead of coastal NY/NE.

[MMP]

Hoping for a west side opening. Black and Sorcerer skied well today.

[krp8128]

34 trails open! (from my GF reading the magic site)


So who in marketing is reading the thread, or did they get a storm this week that I missed living 45 minutes to the south?

Her reaction exemplifies the discussion from the past few pages, if its "open", list it to pull more people in.

[MMP]

What?

[krp8128]

last weekend how many trails were open, 12?

I didn't notice any appreciable snow this week (I live south of Magic), but now 34 trails will be open tomorrow? There was a lot of discussion regarding closed trails, limited patrol and trail count vs. snowfall driving skiers to the mountains.

I read between the lines and try to pick the best option for turns. My GF reads the trail count and picks the cheapest place with highest trail count, which has resulted in some sketchy turns on groomed gravel/snow more then once.

Is the upcoming trail count (including the west side) realistic, or a response to the comments on the past few pages?

[MMP]

Realistic

[DoWork]

last weekend how many trails were open, 12?

I didn't notice any appreciable snow this week (I live south of Magic), but now 34 trails will be open tomorrow? There was a lot of discussion regarding closed trails, limited patrol and trail count vs. snowfall driving skiers to the mountains.

I read between the lines and try to pick the best option for turns. My GF reads the trail count and picks the cheapest place with highest trail count, which has resulted in some sketchy turns on groomed gravel/snow more then once.

Is the upcoming trail count (including the west side) realistic, or a response to the comments on the past few pages?

Those comments weren't just being said on here. Everyone wants more. Ops has been running ragged but they turned it up anyways and have been working super hard to spread out the snow, open as much as they can and groom everything humanly possible. The mountain has a lot of snow on it.

They made a pretty big organizational change to how trails are opened too so hopefully we will see a new school of thought going forward. I like what I'm seeing and hearing though.

If you like what you're seeing though, you should come out. It's been a while and the skiing is great!!

[Gepeto]

I'll sample some O that Majjic elixir...
be on the hill tomorrow.
Atomic blue pant with a white lid.

I could be early if someone wanted to go up before things started to spin.

[kokomas]

I am a stupid stupid man how many times am I going to get caught in this stupid I 787 bull crap somebody please tell me how to drive around this into troy for next time

[GetAmped]

I am a stupid stupid man how many times am I going to get caught in this stupid I 787 bull crap somebody please tell me how to drive around this into troy for next time

Is there still construction at night in Albany?

There's really no good way to bypass to the east. You probably just need to go one more exit, take I87N to Rt 7E. Adds 5 or 6 miles but avoids the construction.

[kokomas]

Thanks, good call. It's not the crazy triple overpass anymore, now it's exit 6

[kokomas]

And KRP don't think about it just do it unless you hate high fives

[DoWork]

Snowing beautifully at Magic this morning. Def accumulating faster than I thought it would. Gonna be a great weekend!!

[MMP]

West side skiing well. Talisman, Sorcerer, broomstick, magician. Also Black and Goniffs. Good times here.

[makimono]

Should be up tomorrow with one or two skis...maybe three with all these titties

[Aldo]

smells like progression..

[Goniff]

3" of new pow today made all the difference. Fun skiing with MNIAW and Magicsnowboarder. Sunset sure was nice.

[kokomas]

Awesome day! Had four generations in the BLT today. Anyone want to skin tridge early tomorrow?

[MyNameIsAugustWest]

3" of new pow today made all the difference. Fun skiing with MNIAW and Magicsnowboarder. Sunset sure was nice.

Any sponsors out there looking for a senior citizen to sign up and give free shit to, that's me in Goniff's photos