Shit that annoys you

[concretejungle]

My neighbors who don't walk on the sidewalk. Get out of the fucking road or use the trails that are literally feet from your door.

[Mazderati]

Monetization of the in-store FAO Schwarz keyboard. And it's current disrepair.

[BmillsSkier]

My neighbors who don't walk on the sidewalk. Get out of the fucking road or use the trails that are literally feet from your door.

Yeah, why is that? I get the neighborhood moms with their 5XL sized jogging strollers don't fit 4 wide on the sidewalk but come on people it's wooded, and dark when the sun isn't up and your black yoga pants aren't exactly reflective when you decide that the middle of the road is where you should take your morning and evening strolls.

Monetization of the in-store FAO Schwarz keyboard. And it's current disrepair.

Pay for play now? I haven't been in an FAO for couple of years but if they did that it might save a store employee from snapping and laying waste to all the kiddies with his AK. I can't imagine that constant banging on the electronic keys - never making a recognizable tune, much less even audibly pleasant consecutive notes. Ugh.

[camlax]

loud mouth breathers

[OldLarry]

Christmas music in stores the first fucking week of November.

[Bobcat Sig]

Christmas music in stores the first fucking week of November.

There's a special place in hell for people like that. No Christmas music or decorations until after Thanksgiving. Anything else results in a high five. To the face. With a chair.

Work meeting invites for Sunday morning. Not happening. I don't live to work.

[pointemstraight]

Knowing that there are at least 15 hot women in my apartment complex servicing themselves at night, and me not knowing which door to knock on.

Didn't do enough recon while the pool was open.

That's just a damn shame.

[GiBo]

loud mouth breathers

Your excluding Vader I hope.

[Gcooker]

Dog shit, hiding under fallen leaves.

[systemoverblow'd]

People that need to add money to their card getting on a bus/train in front of everyone that has passes. We all take this everyday dude, just let me on first so I don't have to wait for you to figure out how to use the machine while I wait in the cold.

[~mikey b]

assbags with zero patience

[systemoverblow'd]

assbags with zero patience

It's not patience fuckhead. I was waiting, the guy weaseled in front coming down the road while I was standing there and proceeded to hold me up. It's called consideration and this guy was an impolite asshole.

But it's cute how you follow me around trying to mock me. I just don't dig you that way though.

[~mikey b]

I wasn't talking about you son.

[BmillsSkier]

Dog shit, hiding under fallen leaves.

It's like a fucking magnet.

[Tippster]

I wasn't talking about you son.

Could have fooled me.

[Moeghoul]

Dog shit, hiding under fallen leaves.

Seconding this annoyance, especially since I'm a first rate mine sweeper, yet managed to step into the one rogue turd that manages to hide. Happened to me twice in the past 2 weeks in 2 different states. The only saving grace is that most of the turd was sandwiched by leaves and I caught it before walking inside. The real hassle is how to clean it off without a hose avaiable. I ended up using the toilet brush and cleaning it in the toilet.

I'm glad that some of these goof threads exist, because sometimes I think this shit only happens to me.

[~mikey b]

Could have fooled me.

Timing is everything.

[systemoverblow'd]

8:30AM client meetings.

[TomCrac]

Redundant repetitiveness

[Supermoon]

That the deliciousness of a burrito is directly correlated to its messiness. Can't I have a full belly and clean hands?

[guroo270]

That no one ever pulls the bowl/carbs a bong in the movies during a rip. I remember Entourage being the worst offender.

[mobygrape]

video ad captcha on ticketmaster website

fuck ticketmaster

[HD333]

Not having kids I'm curious, can you just tell the principal to fuck off?

I have kids, and yes you can, and I certainly would if I was told I was too strict.

[Danno]

That no one ever pulls the bowl/carbs a bong in the movies during a rip. I remember Entourage being the worst offender.

Not even in True Romance?

[HD333]

Oh, this changes things.

Makes it easier actually.

My kids are also in private (4th grade as well) if our principle gave us slack about my parenting skills, especially being too strict, I would ,possibly not very calmly, tell her to butt the fuck out and that there are others schools who will take our $ if need be.