My neighbors who don't walk on the sidewalk. Get out of the fucking road or use the trails that are literally feet from your door.
My neighbors who don't walk on the sidewalk. Get out of the fucking road or use the trails that are literally feet from your door.
Monetization of the in-store FAO Schwarz keyboard. And it's current disrepair.
Yeah, why is that? I get the neighborhood moms with their 5XL sized jogging strollers don't fit 4 wide on the sidewalk but come on people it's wooded, and dark when the sun isn't up and your black yoga pants aren't exactly reflective when you decide that the middle of the road is where you should take your morning and evening strolls.
Pay for play now? I haven't been in an FAO for couple of years but if they did that it might save a store employee from snapping and laying waste to all the kiddies with his AK. I can't imagine that constant banging on the electronic keys - never making a recognizable tune, much less even audibly pleasant consecutive notes. Ugh.
I still call it The Jake.
loud mouth breathers
Christmas music in stores the first fucking week of November.
No Roger, No Rerun, No Rent
Dog shit, hiding under fallen leaves.
People that need to add money to their card getting on a bus/train in front of everyone that has passes. We all take this everyday dude, just let me on first so I don't have to wait for you to figure out how to use the machine while I wait in the cold.
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assbags with zero patience
I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.
It's not patience fuckhead. I was waiting, the guy weaseled in front coming down the road while I was standing there and proceeded to hold me up. It's called consideration and this guy was an impolite asshole.
But it's cute how you follow me around trying to mock me. I just don't dig you that way though.
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I wasn't talking about you son.
I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.
Seconding this annoyance, especially since I'm a first rate mine sweeper, yet managed to step into the one rogue turd that manages to hide. Happened to me twice in the past 2 weeks in 2 different states. The only saving grace is that most of the turd was sandwiched by leaves and I caught it before walking inside. The real hassle is how to clean it off without a hose avaiable. I ended up using the toilet brush and cleaning it in the toilet.
I'm glad that some of these goof threads exist, because sometimes I think this shit only happens to me.
Silent....but shredly.
8:30AM client meetings.
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Redundant repetitiveness
That the deliciousness of a burrito is directly correlated to its messiness. Can't I have a full belly and clean hands?
That no one ever pulls the bowl/carbs a bong in the movies during a rip. I remember Entourage being the worst offender.
"One season per year, the gods open the skies, and releases a white, fluffy, pillow on top of the most forbidding mountain landscapes, allowing people to travel over them with ease and relative abandonment of concern for safety. It's incredible."
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"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
Makes it easier actually.
My kids are also in private (4th grade as well) if our principle gave us slack about my parenting skills, especially being too strict, I would ,possibly not very calmly, tell her to butt the fuck out and that there are others schools who will take our $ if need be.
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