fist bump

**~mikey b** · 11-24-2012, 12:40 AM

please stop it

it's worse than a high five

dumber than the dumbest shakabrah shake

**AK47bp** · 11-24-2012, 01:35 AM

Dude, bro, come on, I mean the fist bump?, shit, like dude come on.

I think I got knuckle warts from bumpin too much knuck with my redbull rep. He gets extreme, I get extreme, knuckles start bumpin, it's out of hand.

**Rossymcg** · 11-24-2012, 01:36 AM

Fist bump! I was hoping this was going to be more interesting and you'd forgot to add the "ing" on the end of fist. Never mind

**userA** · 11-24-2012, 08:38 AM

mee too, oh well

**jon gaper** · 11-24-2012, 08:45 AM

Racist code words?

**Meadow Skipper** · 11-24-2012, 08:48 AM

What are your thoughts re: the chest bump?

Any room for an ironic fist bump? p#d

**Tippster** · 11-24-2012, 08:59 AM

I wanna bring back the black power salute.

And Bell-bottoms.

**guroo270** · 11-24-2012, 09:14 AM

You're just doing it wrong.

**Hott Butt Mud** · 11-24-2012, 09:22 AM

Who voted telemike TGR enforcer?

**systemoverblow'd** · 11-24-2012, 09:42 AM

No hi-fives. No fist bump. What do you plan to do... suck their dick?

**Mofro261** · 11-24-2012, 09:49 AM

Originally Posted by Tippster

And Bell-bottoms.

**~mikey b** · 11-24-2012, 10:04 AM

Originally Posted by systemoverblow'd

No hi-fives. No fist bump. What do you plan to do... suck their dick?

sounds like that's working for you, Scott - and you don't even have to take yer board off in the lift line to do it. Just move outta the way a bit please. We're trying to load the lift here.

**skiballs** · 11-24-2012, 10:38 AM

The only way to properly greet telemike , is to slap him on the ass and call him Nancy .

**Hott Butt Mud** · 11-24-2012, 10:39 AM

telemike = cup the balls, stroke the shaft

**Danno** · 11-24-2012, 10:41 AM

what about the brofist?

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**Danno** · 11-24-2012, 10:42 AM

my kid likes the fist bump so I'll still keep doing it.

**PowerWhore7** · 11-24-2012, 11:03 AM

I respectfully disagree. I know what I do with my hands so I could only imagine what the rest of you filthy fuckers are doing with yours. Fist bump over a hand shake is just fine with me any time, keep your poop & semen to yourself.

**iscariot** · 11-24-2012, 11:06 AM

Originally Posted by telemike

please stop it

it's worse than a high five

dumber than the dumbest shakabrah shake

Fist bump to that bro.

**stuckathuntermtn** · 11-24-2012, 11:11 AM

THAT's your pet peeve? Seriously, drop the neuroses; you must have other if the fist bump is bothering you.

Besides, they're great if you or the other person might have a cold, or your hand is dirty or something.

**userA** · 11-24-2012, 11:59 AM

Originally Posted by PowerWhore7

I respectfully disagree. I know what I do with my hands so I could only imagine what the rest of you filthy fuckers are doing with yours. Fist bump over a hand shake is just fine with me any time, keep your poop & semen to yourself.

hell yes, early morning lift line socializing is best done with gloved hands & ample fist bumping.
for that matter selectively sharing my reefertransfer system has also been a healthy choice.

**Mustonen** · 11-24-2012, 12:13 PM

Fist bumps are so clean, though. Less germ swapping, never awkward, always a positive vibe.

**systemoverblow'd** · 11-24-2012, 12:46 PM

Originally Posted by telemike

sounds like that's working for you, Scott - and you don't even have to take yer board off in the lift line to do it. Just move outta the way a bit please. We're trying to load the lift here.

ohh, so edgy, using my real name. Hey everybody, he knows my name is Scott! Anyone care to know my last name? Or my address? phone perhaps? I'm sure you can get all that from Todd since you continue to brag about how you're bed fellows.

You're such a fag mike.