fist bump

[Tippster]

[MakersTeleMark]

Thanks Tipp.

Bump!

[~mikey b]

bump bump

[TomCrac]

Better or worse than the pole tap?

[DasBlunt]

Listen,

I don't always like to shake hands.....I have either just taken a piss, or I suspect the guy who extends his hand at me has just taken a piss.... The fist bump covers my fears, and still gives, and gets, respect.

[~mikey b]

not from me

as I tell my 7 year old, you don't have to shake hands to get or give respect - eye contact and a proper greeting are enough for me - a high five or a fist bump is just silly

I don't want to shake everyone's hand either - you should see some of the dbags that come into the liquor store I work at - no fucking way I'm touching some of them





and the only reason I bump bumped this is because I saw it again and loved the gif of that man bumping that girl with his tummy

I don't really fucking care if you fist bump or fist fuck or whatever - just don't be surprised when I look at you like you're some sorta idiot and don't respond when you put your stupid fist out

[DasBlunt]

I love it when someone scoffs at my fist bump-offer-rebuttal of a handshake, so I give them a hug.

[~mikey b]

I'm down with the hug. I especially like hugging uptight people I don't know.

and if some asshole tries to shake my hand, I like to put my thumb in my palm and give him a wet fish - that really makes people uncomfortable - I did that to the RE agent who sponsors my kid's soccer team the other day - I didn't even have to talk to him after that - he just sorta ran away

sorry - I just don't like it

[MTT]

I dunno man.

You show up for Front row at the powder day line up, And 4 other Maggots show up also, fuck Yea! Fist bump.!!
best when you are greeting multiple people acknowledging the shared experience of something cool

but it overdone on occasion

Just read other posts, I DO NOT LIKE the MAN HUG

[Flyoverland Captive]

Long lingering inappropriate man-hugs are a great way to drive away people you really do not want to talk to at parties. Add a wink and they'll avoid you all night.

[~mikey b]

MTT

I hope to meet you and hug you and make you feel uncomfortable in front of all your friends some day

[Svengali]

I'm with Telemike on this one
A fist bump is like you're instantly friends with those
Douchenozzles from high school

[HD333]

I'll initiate the fist bump in an athletic environment, golf, skiing, etc... Not a social environment.

Had a group of super jock college chicks near us at the beach last week playing all kinds of beach games. They took bumping to another level, non stop fist bumps then they threw in a few jumping belly bumps for good measure, the kids were amazed by it.

Now my girls belly bump on the soccer field.

[Baaahb]

This thread needs a good set of cheek kisses.

[bushman]

Whatz amatter with a good old fashion sac tap. Keep it simple.

[guroo270]

Had a group of super jock college chicks near us at the beach last week playing all kinds of beach games. They took bumping to another level, non stop fist bumps then they threw in a few jumping belly bumps for good measure, the kids were amazed by it.

Now my girls belly bump on the soccer field.

Most likely they were all a part of a softball or volleyball team at some point. I never wondered why those sports didn't have a cheerleading squad.

Follow the volleyball all the way through.

[Grape_Ape]

I first thought Fist PUMP. As in the regular show. Anyone watch that? It's fucking hilarious. The joys of fatherhood.

http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/tv_sho...pump-clip.html

[bendtheski]

IMO bumping dick heads is a much more effective method for letting your bro-brahs know you value their freindship.

[systemoverblow'd]

You gotta blow that shit up!

[~mikey b]

I save that for the 1st graders...

[PB]

WHY IN GOD'S HELL WOULD YOU EVEN SIT NEAR THAT THING?!?!?!?!

[systemoverblow'd]

WHY IN GOD'S HELL WOULD YOU EVEN SIT NEAR THAT THING?!?!?!?!

It's from a television show... Trailer Park Boys

[Hugh Conway]

fistbump

[buttahflake]

and the only reason I bump bumped this is because I saw it again and loved the gif of that man bumping that girl with his tummy

that man, has a name.
that's Randy from TPB, seriously people are not familiar with that show?
are you one of those 'i don't have a TV maaaaaan', guy's?

[1080Rider]

that man, has a name.
that's Randy from TPB, seriously people are not familiar with that show?
are you one of those 'i don't have a TV maaaaaan', guy's?

I have no idea who the hell these guys are, and I have a tv. I guess they don't play this show on the fox soccer channel (actually nothing is played on FSC anymore ), velocity, or bein sports...