fist bump

[~mikey b]

yeah - I have a tv, but no cable - I have not watched tv in over 20 years - I don't know about any of that crap - Wales v Macedonia on ESPN3 on my computer right now

[irul&ublo]

fist questions?

[jamesp]

yeah - I have a tv, but no cable - I have not watched tv in over 20 years - I don't know about any of that crap - Wales v Macedonia on ESPN3 on my computer right now

its a pretty fking funny show. But since its Canadian, & you're American, you probably wouldn't get it anyway.

[jamesp]

BTW Trailer Park Boys fans, its coming back soon. Couple of the actors bought the rights & are making another movie a series broadcast on the 'net I think.

[Dhelihiker]

its better than hugging, takes no coordination and virtually germ free. Im a fan

[chatton18]

Fist Bumping is essential if you want to look core before/after dropping a line in your gopro footy

[Labcabin]

Tangle the knuckle hair bro!

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[iceman]

Psyched to hear about Trailer Park Boys coming back, love that show.

Reading through this thread I started to think the handshake-fearing germophobes might have a point, but when you thnk about it the fist bump is still touching hands, so I think we should invent the elbow bump. Do it kind of like a bent-arm high five.

[sb]

BTW Trailer Park Boys fans, its coming back soon. Couple of the actors bought the rights & are making another movie a series broadcast on the 'net I think.

WOOO HOOOOO!

[Sirshredalot]

Psyched to hear about Trailer Park Boys coming back, love that show.

Reading through this thread I started to think the handshake-fearing germophobes might have a point, but when you thnk about it the fist bump is still touching hands, so I think we should invent the elbow bump. Do it kind of like a bent-arm high five.

Nonononono. The elbow is where you're supposed to sneeze! Sneeze into your elbow crotch! Then handshakes and fistbumps aren't all germy.

[riser4]

Nonononono. The elbow is where you're supposed to sneeze! Sneeze into your elbow crotch! Then handshakes and fistbumps aren't all germy.

As long as you can convince people to wipe their asses and jack off with their elbow crotch too...

[::: :::]

As long as you can convince people to wipe their asses and jack off with their elbow crotch too...

historically, isn't the whole point of shaking hands with the right hand a way to avoid the wiping hand?

[iceman]

no it's because most people are right-handed and you're showing that your right hand doesn't have a weapon in it.

I'm still down with the elbow bump idea even with the elbow-crotch-sneeze business, which I admit I had forgotten about.The sneeze is on the inside of the elbow, the bump is on the outside, so there's a germ separation zone.

[spook]

there are few greater feelings than a spontaneous and explosive high five between teammates after a big play during competition. it's the lady teachers and daycare people and tech dolts who ruined it with their cutesy unmanly asking for high fives in a high pitched voice with a dorky smile on their faces.

[spook]

the fist bump never had such a degradation because it was -- how do you say? -- "ghey" from the beginning.

[Labcabin]

Fist Pound??????
Dap???
Terrorist fist jab????

Who's confused?

So much fail in one morning!!!

"Yo fo real... I was feelin that!

Prepare for some scary shit!!!!

[Buster Highmen]

Had a good ski bud years ago who always used to say: handshakes are for people that know they've fucked you over or fags.

[4matic]

not from me

I don't really fucking care if you fist bump or fist fuck or whatever - just don't be surprised when I look at you like you're some sorta idiot and don't respond when you put your stupid fist out

Not surprised. A handshake, fist bump, low/high five, back slap, bow are all greetings of mutual respect. Being that you stiffed me on that bottle of whiskey I won't be shaking yours or your seven year olds hand. Poor kid learning to be a loser like the old man already.

[spook]

Not surprised. A handshake, fist bump, low/high five, back slap, bow are all greetings of mutual respect. Being that you stiffed me on that bottle of whiskey I won't be shaking yours or your seven year olds hand. Poor kid learning to be a loser like the old man already.

so you're showing a poor loser how to be a poor loser. isn't that kind of redundant?

[Sirshredalot]

As long as you can convince people to wipe their asses and jack off with their elbow crotch too...

That's a good point. I haven't mastered wiping my ass with it yet.