Lots of good can happen if that was the only view you had of her. Face would be of less importance. And STD's too of course.
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Thread: A plea to Ullr (NSFW)
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10-31-2012, 01:46 PM #951
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10-31-2012, 01:48 PM #952
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[QUOTE=My Pet Powder Goat;3793717]
Cpt, we need more infoQUOTE]
I bet it had a penisSecurity is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature... Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. -Helen Keller
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10-31-2012, 02:25 PM #953
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Um....so, if you didn't take the picture, was that like on her webpage?? Sort of like different photos showing different options.
Originally Posted by cptpowder
Option A: (as above) "Coked up cheap S/M whore....$265 / 1.5 hours .
STDs extra.
Option B: "High Society Call girl" - $bazillion/hour. RSVP early your flavor of edible panties and choice of scotch or Chateu Lafite cabernet.
Option C: "French Maid" - $150 / 2 hours. Let us know beforehand if you want feather-duster or the Hoover.
Option D: "Third Floor Restroom Ecstacy" - $you can't afford it! Gerbil extra.
--"The reason death sticks so closely to life isn't biological necessity - it's envy. Life is so beautiful that death has fallen in love with it; a jealous, possesive love that grabs at what it can." by Yann Martel from Life of Pi
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"Squirrels are rats with good PR."
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10-31-2012, 03:05 PM #954
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AKR, if you ruin this thread, you're fucking banned.
No longer stuck.
Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn
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10-31-2012, 03:27 PM #955
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Thread = Destroyed
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10-31-2012, 03:35 PM #956
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How's what I wrote (pretty funny, actually), ruining this thread? Am I posting DBT-style poli-bait??? No. So get your head out of your self-inflated ass, then. Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn
--"The reason death sticks so closely to life isn't biological necessity - it's envy. Life is so beautiful that death has fallen in love with it; a jealous, possesive love that grabs at what it can." by Yann Martel from Life of Pi
Posted by DJSapp:
"Squirrels are rats with good PR."
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10-31-2012, 04:12 PM #957
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Exhibit A: Originally Posted by Alaskan Rover
Exhibit B: Originally Posted by Alaskan Rover
Just... stop. Not in this thread. Please. Originally Posted by Alaskan Rover
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10-31-2012, 04:24 PM #958
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Back on topic. Maybe not blizzard worthy but good for a few inches:
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10-31-2012, 05:02 PM #959
I like big dumps
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I didn't take this picture,but i have violated her on multiple occassions back in Colorado. FILTHY what all she's into.
Rhymes with Dorybowls
You owe me,UllrSo local it hurts...
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10-31-2012, 05:17 PM #960
I like big dumps
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And this is the wife that showed up at my hotel room,wearing nothing.....not exactly a piggy
So local it hurts...
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10-31-2012, 05:28 PM #961
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You fucked a pro? Originally Posted by HotCarl
I didn't take this picture,but i have violated her on multiple occassions back in Colorado. FILTHY what all she's into. Rhymes with Dorybowls
You owe me,Ullr
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10-31-2012, 05:32 PM #962
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She's not a pro. At least not yet....she did move to cali though,who knows. Just a hot chick that had professional "nudes" taken.
So local it hurts...
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10-31-2012, 07:23 PM #963
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Nice choice of words 4matic! Originally Posted by 4matic
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10-31-2012, 08:07 PM #964
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Originally Posted by cptpowder
Well, at least you went down. 
I'm still buying you one.
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11-01-2012, 04:25 PM #965
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Bf was not there. She was def a lil weird. The whole thing was a lil weird. I dont like like looking over my shoulder waiting to be strangled by BF waiting in the closet. Best thing I got out of all this was the picture and maybe some mental fantasies. Originally Posted by My Pet Powder Goat
Originally Posted by splat
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11-10-2012, 01:15 PM #966
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This thread really needs to stay on the front page.
my contribution:
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11-10-2012, 01:24 PM #967
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This thread needs to stay on the first page.
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11-10-2012, 01:24 PM #968
<--- FEED ME!!
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well, JONG. since you bumped it to the first page, where's YOUR contribution? ....Because what this thread doesn't need is a bunch of JONGS bumping it to the top, getting us all excited for nothing. Originally Posted by NickAdams
tits or GTFO Originally Posted by Hohes
Originally Posted by skifishbum
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11-10-2012, 01:51 PM #969
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Thank you, Ullr! Keep it coming. Almost worth full fledge nudity...ALMOST. Originally Posted by NickAdams
You should have been here yesterday!
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11-10-2012, 03:08 PM #970
snow please
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^^^^ a good hot wax is always appropriate prior to a storm..... well done
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11-10-2012, 03:11 PM #971
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you wearing tights too?
kink-master-j that's filthy you animal!!!... jfost is really ignorant, he often just needs simple facts laid out for him...
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11-10-2012, 03:13 PM #972
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No tights for me, just my lady and her wax subject wearing them Originally Posted by jfost
You should have been here yesterday!
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11-12-2012, 10:42 PM #973
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Bump
Last edited by NickAdams; 11-13-2012 at 01:51 PM.
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11-16-2012, 12:06 PM #974
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Well played sir
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11-17-2012, 03:05 AM #975
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That's all you've got for her? Poor guy. Originally Posted by 4matic
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