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    My contribution from the Fetish Ball. Didn't go but picked up this prize that did attend (there would be more but she went batshit crazy first thing in the morning so unlikely a repeat offender) ....


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    a woman going batshit crazy, never happens.

    in my experience, women accountants are the most stable; but that may just be accountants in general.
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    Hot and batshit crazy...like peanutbutter and jam.
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    she dropped her switchblade.

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    Note to self: keep GoPro at bedside & meet more divorced 30 y/olds with teenage daughters. Penis is still half broken.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iscariot View Post
    Hot and batshit crazy...like peanutbutter and jam.
    Hot and Batshit. Yeah, that shit goes hand-in-hand, don't it?

    And what sucks is that, when it's all over, you say "Never again", and then you meet the next "Little Miss Bat Shit". And there you are- back on the roof again.
    Your dog just ate an avocado!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PappaG View Post
    My contribution from the Fetish Ball. Didn't go but picked up this prize that did attend (there would be more but she went batshit crazy first thing in the morning so unlikely a repeat offender) ....

    Is that a switchblade on the floor? Red flag?
    ????????????????????????

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    Titties,fetishists and fishnets! Ullr definitely approves. He told me so,we're friends on Facebook.......................serial
    So local it hurts...

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    Describe bat shit crazy.
    In order to properly convert this thread to a polyasshat thread to more fully enrage the liberal left frequenting here...... (insert latest democratic blunder of your choice).

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaHeel View Post
    Is that a switchblade on the floor? Red flag?
    Just skinned his border collie and made those boots. Funny how she is dressed up like a cat, but just looks like a witch.
    Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature... Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. -Helen Keller

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    Quote Originally Posted by TNKen View Post
    Describe bat shit crazy.
    man it took long for this response....yes, details please

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    It involved some guy she was with the night before that found a way to my apt bldg, the girl freaking out hysterically because she hates being treated like a cum dumpster (I tried letting her down easy once she got way too fucking attached ... didn't work), and her pushing me against the wall and choking my neck (kinda hot). Oddly enough, the switchblade never made it into combat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PappaG View Post
    It involved some guy she was with the night before that found a way to my apt bldg, the girl freaking out hysterically because she hates being treated like a cum dumpster (I tried letting her down easy once she got way too fucking attached ... didn't work), and her pushing me against the wall and choking my neck (kinda hot). Oddly enough, the switchblade never made it into combat.
    Other than the guy showing up, the rest of that sounds perfect to me and exactly my style..but the switchblade should have at least been used as a prop.
    You should have been here yesterday!

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    this is all......interesting.
    No longer stuck.

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    Just an uneducated guess.

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    Guy found way to your building, cuz she called and told him where she was, no?

    some chicks are crazy like that...most of them actually


    ps. good job. I think most of us would have bang her too, even knowing we could have been mortally wounded
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    Her ass smelled like rose petals and lavender with sparkling wine shooting from her vagina. Worth every bit of fear there was. I could go the next few months without seeing a naked chick and be perfectly content.

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    I'm gonna need to see some pictures of ol' rose petal ass there. Preferably draped in them there fishnets.
    So local it hurts...

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    Yo PappaG, her name wasnt Rose was it? Shes a dead-ringer for this regular that comes into the shop all the time. Her guy is a douche and doesnt tip for shit. Thatd be some funny shit if it were her. Although, the chick Im talking about looks like she has better tits, if only slightly. Damn, thatd be too fucking funny if it was her.

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    Girls' name was Lindsey ... had a daughter named Sarah. Don't ask me how I remember.

    And yes, we need to figure out which TGR members are eskimo brothers.

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    Isn't that called sword fighting? Ew.
    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Isn't that called sword fighting? Ew.

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    ew ew ew ew ew ew
    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    ew ew ew ew ew ew
    So you only have sex with virgins?

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    Quote Originally Posted by WWCD View Post
    So you only have sex with virgins?
    More probable that he still is a virgin
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    I couldn't give a fuck, but today I am procrastinating so TGR is my filler.
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    Living in NM I should be posting in this thread every day...
    Heres my contribution from a girl I know in Abq. We haven't actually met yet because honestly she intimidates me. But Im ready to sack up. Prob going down next week...
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