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  1. 10-25-2012, 12:29 PM #926
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    DAMN! get on that shit!
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    I couldn't give a fuck, but today I am procrastinating so TGR is my filler.
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    That little number is VERY hot. And probably knows how to use a switchblade.
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    ^^^lol


    No, I just don't bang girls that I know my friends did.
    I guess I am Eskimo brothers with my friend from HS, but I hit it first.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    I guess I am Eskimo brothers with my friend from HS, but I hit it first.
    OK, so you got laid once in HS before you moved to a ski town? ...cuz you're not getting laid in a ski town without going eskimo pie at some point.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    No, I just don't bang girls that I know my friends did.
    I guess I am Eskimo brothers with my friend from HS, but I hit it first.
    Huh. One of my best friends from College and I had the same taste in women and didn't mind sharing at all. We fucked probably 10 of the same girls in our 4 years together at MD. One girl actually fucked both of us just to see which one she'd prefer after talking to her Sorority sisters who were on the list.

    It's not like they don't wash, and who cares if you know their other partners or not? At least I knew he didn't have STDs.
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    You'd be surprised how many people here don't ski or even like winter. It's a bit odd. This is more of a college and hipster town than a ski town. There's women everywhere (that are all equally not attracted to me, yay!).
    No longer stuck.

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  7. 10-25-2012, 10:28 PM #932
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    Daaamn! Wtf are you waiting on? Did you meet her on Craigslist or something? Fess up,there's nothing wrong with that.
    So local it hurts...
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    Quote Originally Posted by cptpowder View Post
    Living in NM I should be posting in this thread every day...
    Heres my contribution from a girl I know in Abq. We haven't actually met yet because honestly she intimidates me. But Im ready to sack up. Prob going down next week...
    Get down there ASAP. File a float plan though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cptpowder View Post
    We haven't actually met yet because honestly she intimidates me.
    It's probably some gay dude from craigslist who's setting you up to be the gimp at his big ghey halloween party.
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  10. 10-26-2012, 10:31 AM #935
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    Quote Originally Posted by HotCarl View Post
    Daaamn! Wtf are you waiting on? Did you meet her on Craigslist or something? Fess up,there's nothing wrong with that.
    Prob is BF wants to watch. Thats just too weird. Way too many ways that could go very badly. However...she just told me shes been granted certain privileges to see other people by herself. I think its worth to at least meet her for a drink....
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    We don't make those skis specifically for Andy, but we make them specifically for kick-ass skiers like Andy who use them in freeride comps and the everyday comp where they compete against themselves.
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    Profit?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cptpowder View Post
    Prob is BF wants to watch. Thats just too weird. Way too many ways that could go very badly. However...she just told me shes been granted certain privileges to see other people by herself. I think its worth to at least meet her for a drink....
    Pussy...it is not too weird if you are banging that hot lady with his permission. Blinders work wonders.

    You should have been here yesterday!
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  13. 10-26-2012, 11:18 AM #938
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    Chances are he just likes watching his girl get railed by strangers. It happens. Probably just swingers. I've had this situation happen to me before. In ONE instance I convinced the mrs. To meet me at my hotel room in Twin Falls,with the promise of videotaping the entire thing for her husband,rather than him actually being there. Luckily,I haven't turned up on the net yet. And if I did,oh well. I'm not running for office. And this wifey was hot. Showed up at my room with the long coat on,and wearing nothing but super fine lingerie underneath! Bitches be crazy!!

    Sometimes you just gotta sack up though....
    So local it hurts...
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    We made animal noises!!
    So local it hurts...
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    Rawr or oink?

    Sent from my cell phone. no, a cell phone.
    No longer stuck.

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  16. 10-26-2012, 11:47 AM #941
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    Yeah, their probably into the hubby watching her get tied up and railed. A little weird, but hey, awkwardness gives extra stamina. Trust me.

    Sent from my cell phone. no, a cell phone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HotCarl View Post
    ... In ONE instance I convinced the mrs. ...
    probably shouldn't refer to your scores as "the mrs."

    could cause some confusion.
    ... jfost is really ignorant, he often just needs simple facts laid out for him...
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  18. 10-28-2012, 11:11 AM #943
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    This thread has turned to fail.
    In order to properly convert this thread to a polyasshat thread to more fully enrage the liberal left frequenting here...... (insert latest democratic blunder of your choice).
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    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Rawr or oink?

    Sent from my cell phone. no, a cell phone.

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    We can tell you think you're awesome- it's pretty obvious. I love it when you try to convince us all too, It's like a tripped out Willy Wonka boat trip across the galaxy of fail you call an existence and it is indeed awesome to watch. I mean, your fail is so dense it has become a "black hole of fail" that has a gravitational pull strong enough to attract the fail of others, hence the "dating sucks" thread scenario.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cptpowder View Post
    Living in NM I should be posting in this thread every day...
    Heres my contribution from a girl I know in Abq. We haven't actually met yet because honestly she intimidates me. But Im ready to sack up. Prob going down next week...
    I need to read this thread more often. Let me know when this happens and the drinks are on me bro.
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  21. 10-28-2012, 07:06 PM #946
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    Quote Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper View Post
    I need to read this thread more often. Let me know when this happens and the drinks are on me bro.
    Sacked up and went down yesterday. Defintely not as cute as I hoped. Glad I didn't become a skin suit or a gimp. Nevertheless no need to go back as SF has plenty of hotter girls.
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  23. 10-31-2012, 01:32 PM #948
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    What the hell did you expect? You think dimly lit from behind with no hint of a face was going to be FTW??? Show you ropes and and an ass and you are in.
    In order to properly convert this thread to a polyasshat thread to more fully enrage the liberal left frequenting here...... (insert latest democratic blunder of your choice).
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    Quote Originally Posted by TNKen View Post
    What the hell did you expect? You think dimly lit from behind with no hint of a face was going to be FTW??? Show you ropes and and an ass and you are in.
    ya, but that rope and ass, dimly lit is a good start, no?

    Cpt, we need more info, was the BF there? weird shit....
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    Seriously......WHO in hell is this Ullr ????????

    Who TF is he????????

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    EDIT : Nevermind.....I looked him up. Norske god of skiing.

    Does he prefer brunette or blondes thrown into the firepit for sacrifice? Being Norske, I figure he'd prefer true blondes only.

    Anybody got a spare true blonde?
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