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  1. #1026
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    i blame video games and meth.

  2. #1027
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    These truths are just what they intend- falsified never, proven indefinitely, and understood to withstand the test of time. These truths that are sought by warriors clad in armor, beggars clinging to brass and copper for every morsel of sustenance. All are experiencing that which can be unequivocally proven. Be it science, be it religion, be it cultural- all be true. Truth is the end. Truth is the beginning. truth will release all that has been kept hostage by those who truly conjure truths from ignorance. Truth doth not be conjured lest it be impure- false. Truths are self evident in their verification, there are no questions posed- everything is clear. why not then are these gems unearthed every waking moment? they lie hidden underneath the lustrous shell of protective alliance among those who command attention- unjustly so. Those who broadcast and illustrate their so-called cache of truths. Be they seers? Be they snake oil hawkers? Matters not to the entity that understands all truth to be self aggrandizing- needing no advertisement or cloak. Being that which in universally accepted and UN falsifiable. FUCK THE HATERS_ REPRESENT TRUTH.

    Wait, what truths? Im fucked.

  3. #1028
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    As it often happens, I didn't mean to get drunk but wound up that way. New place called the Yard House opened up. Drank a few beers. Those led to some Hendricks cocktails and those led to Hendricks on the rocks. Place is a meat market.

  4. #1029
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    where the fuck is bodhi

  5. #1030
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    Got drunk at a bar, took the last drunk train back from downtown, now making mac and cheese, wish I had more hot sauce, I can't keep doing this.

  6. #1031
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    just woke up fully clothed and shoed, in my bed. no idea how or when i got home. cant find my glasses. fucking pond skim....

  7. #1032
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    In New Jersey for a family wedding. Open bar includes Makers Mark. This isn't going to end well. Pretty lit and we are just getting ready for dinner.

  8. #1033
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    drunk as a skunk

  9. #1034
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    amber at the chicago tilted kilt is dtf fyi

  10. #1035
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    checkn n\

    yep
    www.freeridesystems.com
    ski & ride jackets made in colorado
    maggot discount code TGR20
    ok we'll come up with a solution by then makers....

  11. #1036
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    3 times
    lost in the past
    all your crimes
    gone in a flash

    my drums play
    Into the morning



    The best drunks are sober ...........

  12. #1037
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    I just went from sad, to tough, to sad again. Now I'm starting ro feel a little better. Maybe Ill take a binger. See where thatr goes.
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    Took me like 10 minutes to figure out how to change this shit

  13. #1038
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    Fukkina
    I don't work and I don't save, desperate women pay my way.

  14. #1039
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    ginger beer sailor jerry bitters... hart burn is 3 drinks away
    I don't work and I don't save, desperate women pay my way.

  15. #1040
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    I don't work and I don't save, desperate women pay my way.

  16. #1041
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    I can't stop spinning... Fucking open bar.

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    I feel ok this am.

  18. #1043
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    Just got raped by my bartender, Middle Aged black chick with the juiciest pussy on earth, woke up at 4am and she's gone . I rove America

  19. #1044
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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    I rove America
    I hear you. Just got the unexpected facebook hook up. Basically said she thought I was hot in high school. I said I'm only looking for friends with benefits. She says the same. Worked out good and will in the short future.

  20. #1045
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crass3000 View Post
    I hear you. Just got the unexpected facebook hook up. Basically said she thought I was hot in high school. I said I'm only looking for friends with benefits. She says the same. Worked out good and will in the short future.
    Nice. Need to give this Facebook thing a shot and see what can be reaped, although I live 3000 miles from where I went to hike school

  21. #1046
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    "If I wanted to kill myself I'd be awesome at it, shotgun to the dick"

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    How do you make a dead baby float?






    Easy







    Glass of root beer, 1 scoop ice cream 2 scoops dead baby.

  23. #1048
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    sundance has it's moments...


    warning: Scantily clothed Hot bitches and a dumb schlob with an unkept beard
    http://www.apimages.com/unsecured/Ge...BXW3DfhQ%3d%3d

    ...and NAS cameo'd Tao tonight!
    Quote Originally Posted by Hohes View Post
    I couldn't give a fuck, but today I am procrastinating so TGR is my filler.
    Quote Originally Posted by skifishbum View Post
    faceshots are a powerful currency
    get paid

  24. #1049
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    Quote Originally Posted by My Pet Powder Goat View Post
    sundance has it's moments...


    warning: Scantily clothed Hot bitches and a dumb schlob with an unkept beard
    http://www.apimages.com/unsecured/Ge...BXW3DfhQ%3d%3d

    ...and NAS cameo'd Tao tonight!
    Rubb'n elbows with the starz??? Ha, ha...
    Screw the net, Surf the backcountry!

  25. #1050
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDaddy View Post
    Rubb'n elbows with the starz??? Ha, ha...
    As u can tell in the photo its not their elbows I'm trying to rub ;-)
    Quote Originally Posted by Hohes View Post
    I couldn't give a fuck, but today I am procrastinating so TGR is my filler.
    Quote Originally Posted by skifishbum View Post
    faceshots are a powerful currency
    get paid

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