I'm drunk warching football. My dog is good to sleep til tomorrow and I got 10 high point beers, a playoff game, that Osama hunting movie on flash drive. Goot to go muthafucka!
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01-20-2013, 08:09 PM #1051
observing free range rude
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01-20-2013, 09:02 PM #1052
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Why do I care so much about football. Also I could totally take Ray Lewis in a fight, unless he shot and killed me. Fuck that guy and his "leadership."
edit: I hope Roethlisberger rapes him and gets away with it.
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01-20-2013, 09:14 PM #1053
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Yes, yes, yes, I am fucked and will be checking in to the hangover thread tomorrow after this day of watching football!!!
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01-20-2013, 09:18 PM #1054
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But my dog loves it when I am fucked because she gets many many many treats I get all pumped up and throw the ball to her over and over and over again with a treat each time!!!
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01-20-2013, 09:23 PM #1055
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^^
lukky deg
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01-20-2013, 09:49 PM #1056
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It's all you want
never enough
long last , and
then some , fuckers
Retards and faggots
one line i see
dead hands are
they're yours you see
a little more
why can't you see
changed today
then they go away
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01-20-2013, 10:08 PM #1057
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I'm currenty safe and drunk here: http://www.bocaresort.com/
Sometimes I really love my job. SO MANY COUGARS.
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01-20-2013, 10:57 PM #1058
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pictures/film/ wtf ....................... cameraman
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01-21-2013, 08:33 AM #1059
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Here 'til Thursday (Hedgefund Managers Conference) so will do my best.
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01-23-2013, 05:40 PM #1060
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I'm waiting , shutterbug .
Originally Posted by Tippster
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02-02-2013, 11:01 PM #1061
On to a five-year plan
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$6 margaritas. I said god damn.
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02-02-2013, 11:19 PM #1062
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Last time I drank I was told I'm never allowed to drink again. I'm afraid to ask why.
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03-26-2013, 09:25 PM #1063
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Not bumped for awhile... Which is unfortunate - not enough people consuming. It's Tuesday, so naturally I thought, what the hell - lets drink.
1 bottle of wine down (Buena Vista Zin), and 4 beers and its a good night!
My contribution to the drunken posts:
A nice beer
And a nice old tree
-deej
I'm against picketing... but I don't know how to show it...
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03-27-2013, 07:48 PM #1064
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It's now Wednesday.
I was feeling anxious about something...
Jager and 21st Ammendment's Bitter American solved that problem.
Hooray!!
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04-06-2013, 08:14 PM #1065
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Just drank a 4 pack of Torpedo's whilst cooking myself a steak, the gf dumped me yesterday since we're in long distance mode. Wnent out on the town last night and every chick in Idaho Falls is either morbidly obese, mormon, or both. FML. Flotaing the Henrys fork tomorrow thank god.
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04-06-2013, 08:25 PM #1066
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^^^
fuck that bitch now you can move to Victor and pound Wildlife IPA's...Something about the wrinkle in your forehead tells me there's a fit about to get thrown
And I never hear a single word you say when you tell me not to have my fun
It's the same old shit that I ain't gonna take off anyone.
and I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself.
Patterson Hood of the DBT's
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04-27-2013, 11:52 PM #1067
2-finger scrollin'
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Hi,my name is gatorboy....
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04-27-2013, 11:56 PM #1068
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woah beer beef anf onin farts ar grooses
I don't work and I don't save, desperate women pay my way.
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04-28-2013, 12:12 AM #1069
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Hey a Saturday night bump. No not me, but welcome.
I was going to head up to the Crystal Bay Club tonight, but I just stayed in. Cleaned the sliding glass doors.
I have a half done Bottle of Jameson sitting in front of me, but have not taken a shot.Own your fail. ~Jer~
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12-04-2013, 10:38 PM #1070
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beers only $2 at the local wing joint tonight.
yep, checking in.
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12-04-2013, 11:31 PM #1071
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Gin smells like Christmas trees. That makes me happy
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05-31-2014, 09:35 PM #1072
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Don't really feel drunk but my wife is really pissed and I think that's why. This dead show is on PBS and I will assess after drums/space
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05-31-2014, 11:25 PM #1073
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So were you drunk or not? Maybe she was just randomly pissed, that shit happens.
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06-01-2014, 05:02 AM #1074
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Yep. Was. Heh. I'll be apologizing in an hour or so.
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06-01-2014, 08:21 AM #1075
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It's been a while since I've had that moment when you open your eyes in the morning and just know you're in deep shit. That's not a good moment. Good luck, she'll calm down eventually.
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