Checking in, now I'll go pass out.
Checking in, now I'll go pass out.
"We need sometimes to escape into open solitudes, into aimlessness, into the moral holiday of running some pure hazard, in order to sharpen the edge of life, to taste hardship, and to be compelled to work desperately for a moment at no matter what. -George Santayana, The Philosophy of Travel
...it would probably bother me more if I wasn't quite so heavily sedated. -David St. Hubbins, This Is Spinal Tap
Have one for Betty Ford tonight:
- 1 1/2 oz vodka (lemon)
- 10 oz soda (7-up, sprite)
- 1/2 oz grenadine syrup
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"...You must be a big skier then." I said "no, I'm a petite size 2." Awkward silence.... - Parvo
Heard Hugh lost a testy in the tram line at Kitzbühel via altercation with the local monoboard team circa '93. Has been bitter about game theory since.- Klauss
In my town, Betty Ford's is a bar...a fun one in fact
Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may be in Utah...
Damn I forgot about this thread. It's one of my favorite places to post. Soon.
its saturday......
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if you haven't had yourself a good manhattan with some smooth bourbon lately, well you should remedy that. or just drink the bourbon, which is what usually happens...
Props to this thread
Big Lou, AKA Mrs. Bushman is spending a week on Captiva Is. FL. with friends and I'm minding the homefront. All cocktail hours have been changed to 07:00 to 06:59 effective immediately. That is all.
Just noticed almost 19,000 ski people on this site rite now,,,,,,,,, tits or GTFO,,,,, no really.
1. fuck you
2. got a ride home from the girl i was dancing with's ,mom, is that bad? I would think yes seeing as she is not here now... But, it saved me a cold lonley bike ride......
3. putting an old camelback bladder next to your bed is hte best way to kill hangovers, i dont ecen need to raise my head and i can have a drink of water!!!!!!!!! try it, you will not be idissapoinmted!
1) Yay for Old Fashioneds without the fruit. I don't why the bartender didn't charge me for the last two and I don't care.
2) Thanks for the ride cab man. Though the comments about ever girl we passed indicating your desire to place your penis in her vagina- while funny- grew excessive. I'm sure all those smoking 21 year olds wanted your cab driver peen. 100% reasonable dude.
3) Why do all women want kids. WTF. Seriously nothing makes you want to seal the deal less than knowing the woman you are with doesn't care if you slip one past the goalie. Hence why I'm on TGR and not her.
4) Somebody farted in the bar, I'm pretty sure it wasn't me- but man I wanted it to be. It was rank. I was proud of this man.
I love a good old fashioned. and not just the cocktail.
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Strange...... but a bottle of Dewars, a 12 pack of Guinness, 6 of stella, 6 of Blue Point toasted lager, and 4 or 5 bingers and I'm pretty sober. WTF ??
Took me like 10 minutes to figure out how to change this shit
Oh, hi there, whiskey.
Not there yet, but fixin on gettin there. Junior #1 calls and tells Dad he is not going to graduate in the four year as planned, thinking of five. As he tells me of the grand plan, all I hear is another year of rent,books,tuition,food, phone and all the other shit that goes with living on my dime. They sure are cute when they are little. Prolly hit the hangover check in thread tomorrow, or take it out on Bambi if I get up early enough.
But mine is causing lifestyle issues that relate to ski trips and cocktailing in faraway lands.
first world problems
Clown Oil was on sale.
18 yr old bottle of Japanese Brandy.
Plums in the bottom, butr you goot finish the liquid before you get to the plums.
Pluims were so bad. Unripe, hard and gasoline.
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holy fucking shit, drunk, just won my fantasy league, now its time to book some heli time with the local outfit. Fuck yeah.
Bump cause I just turned 21 a few mins ago. Checking in!
your typing sure is clear and concise for just turning 21.
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