The Gaper Spirit Animal

[Climber Joe]

single told me I should check this out... how did I miss it!?

Last year at Big Sky, there was a woman we referred to as "the FUPA"

Every day she rocked purple TIGHTS...

[BobbyBill]

I Believe. May not have a chance to see GSA here since we don't generally see a lot of high-rollers, but you can be sure I'll keep my eyes peeled down at Big Sky or at the 'Bird and/or Sun Valley this Spring. This thread made me laugh out loud and cry a couple of times(especially single's artwork) and for that I give thanks.

[badbluto]

single told me I should check this out... how did I miss it!?

Last year at Big Sky, there was a woman we referred to as "the FUPA"

Every day she rocked purple TIGHTS...

Okay, I'll bite...FUPA???

[superstator]

Okay, I'll bite...FUPA???

Ask your Mom to explain it for you.

[biff chalupa]

Okay, I'll bite...FUPA???

Fat Upper Pussy Area. See below.

[badbluto]

Fat Upper Pussy Area. See below.

Known to me as a Gunt...Thanks

[SgtSkidmark]

Known to me as a Gunt...Thanks

Girls have FUPAS, guys have GUNTS. I think.

[PhilM]

Girls have FUPAS, guys have GUNTS. I think.

I believe they are interchangeable terms. Origin of Gunt = GUt + cuNT

[badbluto]

I believe they are interchangeable terms. Origin of Gunt = GUt + cuNT

Therefore one who would forage in said area would be known as a fupa troopah

[ill-advised strategy]

GSA super masterplan:

1) Obtain all requisite gear/clothing items.
2) Maintain all in a centrally located cache for instant deployment.
3) Infiltrate GSA's territory and plant gps tracking device. Possible means: techs doing boot/binding work...hotel storage areas...maggette double-agent(s)
4) track the GSA's location
5) Deploy gear cache to local agent immediately via fedex overnight.
6) double-film the GSA's epic reaction to seeing one of his own kind using multiple gopro setup.
7) profit.

[philth]

Lets see a mockup of the "Believe" sticker

[Soups]

I would, but don't have PS or know how to use it. If someone does it I think it would be best to use the full profile shot of him standing. Like the one used in the "How to Guide" pic. It would closely resemble a walking Yeti.

[philth]

Kinda like the Michael Jackson Telemark Silhouette? Gotta be able to see the multiple Nopro's though

[Soups]

I was just thinking of a full color one. Harness, Go Pros, Contour, biners, and all

[Soups]

how many GSAR points for riding the lift with GSA?
or a GSA callout?

I think you win the game

[superstator]

Submitted for your review.

[Soups]

^^Close but I think it needs more definition. The GoPros and harness need to pop.

[stuckathuntermtn]

That is amazing.
Agree on the more definition for gopros. Maybe more a colored pencil artist's sketch style than oil. Appropriate size to fit on skis of course. Maybe about a 6 or 8 inch circle/oval?

Sent from my DROID2

[daviski]

need brighter colors, no place for subdued or subtle tones

[philth]

Winner^^^

[superstator]

Like so?

[splat]

What in the world would possibly go through the mind of the GSA if he started seeing his image on people's skis, stop signs at resorts, lift towers and the like?

Would he go into hibernation? Or would he step up to claim it?

[philth]

More cowbell..I mean more GoPro

[Soups]

What in the world would possibly go through the mind of the GSA if he started seeing his image on people's skis, stop signs at resorts, lift towers and the like?

Would he go into hibernation? Or would he step up to claim it?

His massive ego (he's got to have one) would probably step up, not get the joke, and claim the shit out of it.

[biff chalupa]

^I think he'd claim it, oblivious to the fact it's a joke that he's the butt of, and not an actual ski icon.

edit: soups!