The Gaper Spirit Animal

[badbluto]

All is good. I have been told the GSA is unaware of his notoriety. If and when he becomes aware, I am told he will embrace it and will undergo a metamorphosis that will yield a greater being, the Supreme Gaper Spirit Animal. It is prophecy.

Have you made contact or do you know of one who has?

[badbluto]

Also found on levitation project :-(

[Bottleman]

Don't you people have anything better to do?


Just wonderin' - cause I don't

[MJbumper1121]

I may dedicate some serious time to scouring youtube and vimeo for GSA's footage. I feel like Indiana Jones searching for the holy grail.

[SgtSkidmark]

I may dedicate some serious time to scouring youtube and vimeo for GSA's footage. I feel like Indiana Jones searching for the holy grail.

Shorty thinks that's a good idea.

[Soups]

Looks like bookface beat TGR to the punch.

And make it less public? "Take it off the intrabook!!" "Fuckkkkkk myface!!" You all sound like a bunch of fucking nerds I don't want to enjoy Jager shots with while judging an amateur strip contest... speaking of which....

Actually it was posted here first by Housed back in a different thread in January. This thread was just started to consolidate the shit show of multiple sightings that happened and to hopefully document any future observations.

[skiski]

I may dedicate some serious time to scouring youtube and vimeo for GSA's footage. I feel like Indiana Jones searching for the holy grail.

Perhaps you should ask Bif Kazim what he knows.

[biff chalupa]

Have you made contact or do you know of one who has?

Perhaps you should ask Bif Kazim what he knows.

"Ask yourself, why do you seek the GSA? Is it for his glory, or for yours?"

I'm a GSA prophet. I will ensure your path is just.

[Fortune_Cookie]

I LOVE this thread.

Is there any way we can get a high-res version of the Gapercorn image? I looked into having it printed on a t-shirt, but it would be pretty small based on the size of the picture Hott Butt Mud posted.

[Hott Butt Mud]

At first I was all like, "Damn, this thread is funny as hell. That dude is a douche."

Then I was all like, "Goddamn, the nerds really went off with this shit. Stickers and T-shirts, really?"

[Fortune_Cookie]

So is that a no?

-nerd

[Hott Butt Mud]

Don't have the photoshop file anymore and it was never high res to begin with.

[klauss]

Don't have the photoshop file anymore and it was never high res to begin with.

Have you been approached by him or the GSA's disciple? Your abrupt about-face on this matter has drawn the attention of the council.

[Son-of-Pbville]

as one of the instruments GSA used to make us aware of his presence I'm pretty bummed that this made it to fuckbook simply because there are so many people that will view but not truly enjoy the glory of what the GSA is, and according to prophecy, will become. at least maggots can appreciate the GSA for his beauty.

i am afraid that too many hunters will spoil the quest

[misfit toy]

Utopia is an ideal community or society possessing a perfect socio - politico - legal system. OR ...===...

[splat]

Utopia is an ideal community or society possessing a perfect socio - politico - legal system. OR ...===...

OR...===...an ideal community or society that puts the GoPro crown on a leader with charm, determination, goals, drive and an assistant to help him put his skis on.

The spirit part is simply icing on a perfectly Utopian cake.

[skifishbum]

I am preparing a shrine and place in the mancave for the comin of the gsa
4 I believe

[peds]

No! I don't want Facebook to play with my toys!

These are my toys!

I don't want to share!

[StuntCok]

I think you are missing the point. Facebook is too public a forum, increasing the chances the GSA becomes self aware and changes his habits thus spoiling "the hunt"

Sent from my IS11CA using TGR Forums

[SgtSkidmark]

I think you are missing the point. Facebook is too public a forum, increasing the chances the GSA becomes self aware and changes his habits thus spoiling "the hunt"

Sent from my IS11CA using TGR Forums

I think GSA is likely too holy for Facebook. He probably does his social networking at Nobu.

Plus, if the GSA did became aware of the online worship, he wouldn't become SELF-aware, let alone change his habits. There's only one way to train for AK, and it's the GSA way.

[badbluto]

Ode to the Gaper Spirit Animal

You make us cry without hurting us.
I praise everything that exists within your realm,
but to me, GSA, you are
more beautiful than a bird
of dazzling feathers,
heavenly globe, platinum goblet,
unmoving dance
of the snowy wilderness
the wonders of the earth lives
in your crystalline nature.

A Believer...

[PassTheDutchie]

Breathe Mount Superior
A Wraith, Harnessed in Go-Pro
Manhattan Shadows

[badbluto]

Breathe Mount Superior
A Wraith, Harnessed in Go-Pro
Manhattan Shadows

Thou art wise in the way of haiku...

[Canada1]

1rst: Next years halloween costume is done. I just need to find a couple grand to pay for the outfit.

2nd, whom amoungst us wouldn't pay someone to be our mountain servant and put on our skis for us if we could afford it. Seriously, just to see peoples responses would be priceless.

3rd, I am my childrens man servant. How the hell did that happen?

[Ski to Be]

Soups, You should pull this thread down & put on ice until at least another siting