The Gaper Spirit Animal

[rip]

Ride on Mr Gaper... Ride on..

[retirwntm]

Muthafuckin' Unicorn POV!!! Do want.

[skibiker]

Great job on the bear. He looks sad as if Al Gore and Greg from Alpine Zone just convinced him all his ice is melting.

[jfost]

This may very well win the on3p topsheet contest. Gapercorn?

that would rule!!!

Gapercorns for all!

[Ted Striker]

And again

LMAO​​​​​!

[DasBlunt]

IT'S ALL FAKE.

not to ruin the fun, but you guys are getting played.

[Lamothe]

IT'S ALL FAKE.

not to ruin the fun, but you guys are getting played.

As with all mythological beasts there will be skepticism but whether or not he existence is real what really matters here. Is that he is real bith...in our hearts and may we all learn how to get as rad as he does on the gapercorn! ( aka dasblunts mother)

[Ted Striker]

IT'S ALL FAKE.

not to ruin the fun, but you guys are getting played.

That would still be awesome.

[Bottleman]

That would still be awesome.

Better, in fact.

Take your ANTI-STOKE and (insert maggots' sentiments here).

[Soups]

IT'S ALL FAKE.

not to ruin the fun, but you guys are getting played.

A. If it is, that's genius. If it's not, even better. Win Win

B. If you do know for a fact that it's fake you're an asshole for trying to spoil it.

C. STFU GTFO

[johngenx]

I too began to think that the sudden rise in sightings must be thanks to someone dressing themselves up in a GSA rig. However, I started to think about the cash outlay required to duplicate the GSA down to every detail, and it's far, far too much money for any real Maggot to lay out.

However, we do seem to be faced with two alternatives:

1. This is the real GSA.
2. It's an elaborate hoax with a significant investment.

Both of which are TOTALLY FUCKIN' AWESOME!

Oh, and AlpinZone Douche, no more posting until you can stretch your cock around to your asshole. When you can do that, let us know, and we'll give further instructions...

[SgtSkidmark]

IT'S ALL FAKE.

not to ruin the fun, but you guys are getting played.

You're a dick. And a Moran.

[philth]

If its a hoax well then thread of the year is in order. My source says no. In fact this is normal for all of his outdoor pursuits. Imagine what his roadbike and riding outfit looks like.

[ill-advised strategy]

It's like that picture of the poor kid who's fallen with powder cords on his snowblades....makes me cringe when I see how you fucking idiots gloat over it. That's somebodies kid you fucking moran bitches!

Yah no duh, his dad was glaring at me the whole time.

[Son-of-Pbville]

Starting with a shared strange experience and a few pictures to raise awareness of the rarity and majesty of the beloved Gaper Spirit Animal, followed by more sightings as GSA fever caught on, to truly dazzling commemorative art (which will go right next to my obama plate btw) and a theme song.

The odds for all of these events to occur are low.

It all points to one thing - GSA is real and loves us.

Why else would he "crucify" himself to make us laugh so hard?
Why would he show himself so readily?
How did he know that this was the right moment to reveal his glory?

WE MAY NEVER KNOW, but recent sightings only hearten the faithful that GSA will lead us to the promise land.

Go FORTH and spread the good word that the GSA embodies hope, for so many. Gapers, trolls, maggots, "nice" bloggers, gays, straights, nonbelievers, and even a few douches all unite in praise. Only a truly powerfully powerful power could achieve all that with possibly 3 gopros and a contour.

GSA is GREAT.
And So IT IS.


P>S I love you guys, this is so much better than anyone could have imagined. I laughed for three pages straight. Even you DasBlunt, your still a fucktard, but thanks.

[Snakeboy]

Brilliant thread. Only a true douche would not be able to laugh at this thread.

[hooked]

Gapercorn wins.

[jaja111]

Yes I am a Jong. Yes I lurk too much. Yes this is the funniest fuckin thing I may have ever seen this year.

If for some ungodly reason I run into the gsa, I will first question how long I have to live and then second bow and chant before him as if I have consumed a half of shrooms.

[bptempleton]

If it's fake, it's some amazing meta-trolling. Kinda like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFjSGalLmE0

whether or not it's real, it's almost equally amazing.

[DeepHelmet]

Whether this is real or not is irrelevant. It is equally beautiful either way. My favorite thread of the year probably.

DasCunt, you are a douche for trying to ruin it. Fuck off.

If I see the GSA at the bird, I will photograph from a distance so as not to disturb him in his natural habitat.

[PowerWhore7]

DasCunt, you are a douche for trying to ruin it. Fuck off.

^this^...

[biff chalupa]

Yet again, I guarantee this is not fake. Keep up the good work everyone.

[wasatchcrawler]

Here's to you Gaper Spirit Animal. Ready for anything the mountains can deliver, catching stoke from every angle, impressing all who gaze upon you. Too much gear not nearly enough for the peaks you climb. Take a bow man of mystery the legend has been born, ride your trusty steed to the top of the mount for you have arrived. Shine on you crazy diamond.

[AK47bp]

Here's to you Gaper Spirit Animal. Ready for anything the mountains can deliver, catching stoke from every angle, impressing all who gaze upon you. Too much gear not nearly enough for the peaks you climb. Take a bow man of mystery the legend has been born, ride your trusty steed to the top of the mount for you have arrived. Shine on you crazy diamond.

It is said that in voodoo culture taking a picture or video of someone steals a piece of their soul. With 3 (possibly 4) Cameras the GSA is feeding on souls. He will grow stronger, beware.

[rip]

Wherever there's a bro filmin a guy,

Wherever a freshly yardsaled beater cries

Where there's gnar to be shralped, and snow in the air

Look for me Brah, I'll be there.

Wherever there's someone with some herb to burn

Or a decent cliff drop or a backseat turn

Wherever somebody's flailing on their skis

Look in their eyes Bro. You'll see me.

YOU"LL SEE ME