Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?

**scott499** · 02-01-2012, 05:14 PM

Originally Posted by gaijin

You've never done that? Tried twice then said fuck it and let them lay on the ground? 4 or 7 times might have been funny, but twice is standard. Apparently you didn't grow up racing boiler plate. Also, if you can't turn a sunny ice day into an awesome day of hauling ass then you're skiing wrong.

Wait... are you on a snowboard heckling old women with more experience with ski poles than yourself? Hard to tell by the video what you're riding.

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**tetzen** · 02-01-2012, 05:46 PM

Originally Posted by shenanigans

girl in liftline at Highlands this weekend...........
"there was pow, I mean it wasn't gnar pow,but there was pow"
painful

Originally Posted by NWskibum

"it was only four inches but I rode the shit out of it"
-lady at WP Monday

Shit, you both suck at this. This is supposed to be humorous. Let me help:

girl in lift line on snowlerblades at Highlands this weekend...........
"there was pow, I mean it wasn't gnar pow,but there was pow"
painful

"it/he was only four inches but I rode the shit out of it/him"
-lady at WP Monday

**Breakwater** · 02-01-2012, 06:37 PM

I think more people lurk this thread waiting to flame someone for a dumb, or mildly funny post than actual contributors.

By the way...

F -you, in advance.

**GimpToo** · 02-01-2012, 06:53 PM

Sitting at the bar of our condo hot tub - yes, we have a bar . . . guy in the tub says, "this water is dry" . . . bar tender and I share a glare . . .

Edit: he actually said, "it's very dry water" . . . maybe there's a difference I'm ignorant to

**SkiBall** · 02-01-2012, 07:24 PM

Originally Posted by Breakwater

I think more people lurk this thread waiting to flame someone for a dumb, or mildly funny post than actual contributors.

By the way...

F -you, in advance.

Nice post dumbass!

**NWskibum** · 02-02-2012, 08:01 AM

Originally Posted by tetzen

Shit, you both suck at this. This is supposed to be humorous. Let me help:
"it/he was only four inches but I rode the shit out of it/him"
-lady at WP Monday

holy shit, you thought of that yourself?? I'm sure no one else could have come to that assumption on their own.

**jonesy** · 02-02-2012, 08:44 AM

Originally Posted by Breakwater

I think more people lurk this thread waiting to flame someone for a dumb, or mildly funny post than actual contributors.

By the way...

F -you, in advance.

**grskier** · 02-02-2012, 11:31 AM

Originally Posted by shenanigans

girl in liftline at Highlands this weekend...........
"there was pow, I mean it wasn't gnar pow,but there was pow"
painful

hater....

**concretejungle** · 02-05-2012, 02:05 PM

I found this to be quite amusing. The comments really bring the lulz.

http://www.dailycamera.com/boulder-c...ws/ci_19895749

**Onward** · 02-05-2012, 04:04 PM

"Avalanche rating is only at three, that's not very dangerous" - said by one in a party of four italian ski instructors with no avy gear entering a sunny 35+ degree south face at 2pm. It didn't slide, so I guess he was right...

**MakersTeleMark** · 02-05-2012, 04:16 PM

Met a guy at Starbucks on my way to the hill; he said he and his woman were "actively avoiding the superbowl".

**cumicon** · 02-05-2012, 04:28 PM

http://forums.alpinezone.com/showthread.php?t=106652

**Skistack** · 02-05-2012, 05:04 PM

Originally Posted by cumicon

http://forums.alpinezone.com/showthread.php?t=106652

Some funny stuff there. My favorite: "Let he who has never thrown his skis off a cliff cast the first stone."

**stuckathuntermtn** · 02-05-2012, 09:31 PM

Holy shit. I don't think there are enough sponsored link posts on AZ. Fucking hell. Good thing for ad blockers.

**~mikey b** · 02-05-2012, 10:47 PM

Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark

Met a guy at Starbucks.

Going to Starbucks to meet guys? don't you have yer own barista / cabana boy? Rich fucking Vail lawyer like you and all...

**legallyillegal** · 02-06-2012, 03:30 AM

gapers looking at splitboards

"so you ski down the mountain with those?" etc.

**MakersTeleMark** · 02-06-2012, 05:49 AM

Originally Posted by telemike

Going to Starbucks to meet guys? don't you have yer own barista / cabana boy? Rich fucking Vail lawyer like you and all...

Do you really think I could afford, or would want to drink, Starbucks?

http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/s...he-Stupor-Bowl

pm rontele for the rest.

And send me some Starbucks, pullleze.

**Chugachjed** · 02-06-2012, 09:23 PM

Says the snowboarder that fell getting on the lift and grabs at my junk in the process. "is that some kind of muslim thing?" Looking at the Om on my bro models. To be fair he did fall getting onto chair 7, the kiddie lift.

**Chugachjed** · 02-06-2012, 09:36 PM

Originally Posted by concretejungle

I found this to be quite amusing. The comments really bring the lulz.

http://www.dailycamera.com/boulder-c...ws/ci_19895749

Man I'm glad I don't live in colorado.

**Pukesno** · 02-06-2012, 10:16 PM

I stopped into the Huntington Beach Sport Chalet to get my daughter a new helmet. While she was trying them on, a customer asked the clerk if a pair of skis came with bindings. The clerk said he needed to ask his manager, so after several minutes the clerk came out and said those skis don't need binding.The customer looked very confused and wanted to know how they would stick to his feet. Even my 11yo daughter completely lost it.

**skiminnesota** · 02-06-2012, 11:37 PM

"tree cannot grow over 9,000ft" (said at 8,500 ft in perfect view of 10,000 ridges with trees.)

**jonesy** · 02-07-2012, 08:04 AM

Originally Posted by Pukesno

I stopped into the Huntington Beach Sport Chalet to get my daughter a new helmet. While she was trying them on, a customer asked the clerk if a pair of skis came with bindings. The clerk said he needed to ask his manager, so after several minutes the clerk came out and said those skis don't need binding.The customer looked very confused and wanted to know how they would stick to his feet. Even my 11yo daughter completely lost it.

**skibum93** · 02-07-2012, 11:36 AM

From my school.
"White ski suits are the worst invention ever, since you can't be seen in an avalanche."

**TNKen** · 02-07-2012, 12:02 PM

A couple of weeks ago while doing toboggan training with our patrol candidates with me riding in the sled:

Wonder why so many of them keep getting hurt?

**Bobcat Sig** · 02-07-2012, 01:04 PM

Not really a quote, but more of an interaction. While riding the lift at Big Sky on Saturday, the other three on the chair were from Boston. None had been out west before and were shocked to see the size of my XXLs. It was to the point that the guy nearest to me pulled out his camera to snap a pic and show his mother as neither had seen powder skis. I then informed them that there really weren't my big boards since I'll ski the Bibbys on deeper days.

Great guys, otherwise. They were stoked to be in Montana and love it.