Your Favorite Euphemisms

[jimmy]

An ostrich as an avitar? Witherspoon?



Some funny ones in here so far; the state fair one had me laughing pretty good...

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Thanks, I'm funnier than a blindfolded retard eatin hot wings.

I'd post here more but when i registered i thought it would be best to read that meet the minions thread before making posts to make sure everbody would be nice to me and all but being from West Virginia i read very slowly four years, 20 pages to go.

[TNThor]

I'd post here more but when i registered i thought it would be best to read that meet the minions thread before making posts to make sure everbody would be nice to me and all but being from West Virginia i read very slowly four years, 20 pages to go.

You still banging your sister, or do you think I could slip for a couple pumps? There's nothing sexier than a chick with no teeth...Mouth Pump!!!

[senior researcher]

Fuck around ,lay around. Mom used to say that when I would come home bloody.

[jimmy]

You still banging your sister, or do you think I could slip for a couple pumps? There's nothing sexier than a chick with no teeth...Mouth Pump!!!

Sorry mang sis moved to Jersey years ago, don't care much for jersey girls but i sure do misser; i've got a first cuzzin you might be interested in, portable toothes, three breasts.................