Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?

[f2f]

Alright first off you cunt muscle, you are no farmer, in fact you insult the term just by being canadian why dont you play a game of hid and go fuck yourself.
Yes you do have a class credit for backcountry skiing woo...

I get paid to ski.

close, but no cigar.

next you'll be saying you're the best skier on this forum.

[wes473]

I say go with what the mom says. You should teach all your students that POWDER = BAD. That way there's more freshies for us. Not only that, but you will get a better tip from the mom (maybe even some milf action) if you agree with her.

Repeat after me class: "powder is bad".

Ha ha funny thing im skiing with another Mom as well... Its just this damn "Husband" named thing that keeps fallowing, and no worries the powder sking is mostly flat and uneventfull green run sides. I wouldnt go and ruin some good ol delicious powder.


Maybe Mom is a coke addict in recovery?[/QUOTE]

Must be its the only reasonable explanation

[wes473]

close, but no cigar.

next you'll be saying you're the best skier on this forum.

Hey whoa there, i never said i was any good. Just sly enough to get the job!

Ya know, i wish i had a helmet cam to record the jumps i took thinking this will be an amazing landing or yardsale. I could make bank just on yardsales alone!

[turboLT]

You should try telling that to all the dorks who have moved here in the past 5 years and act like they run the place... while gaping with their GoPros and standing at Griz Chair line, blocking the line, holding their $1200 skis that they got from YuppieDoucheBackcountryRacksandSkis with Dynafit FT12s and Titans and carbon whippet poles and most expensive softshell clothing known to man, talking on their cell phones about "business" etc. They rock. Especially when doing 5mph wedgie zig-zags down ND DH or the Griz Outrun.

Sigh. That's my biggest gaper quote this weekend so far.

I would love to live in the mountains but I can't afford to yet, so I work my "yuppie" job in SF and come up on the weekends. You can hate the way people act, but without weekend warriors your resorts wouldn't exist. You're welcome. Grow up.

[glademaster]

Sigh. That's my biggest gaper quote this weekend so far.

I would love to live in the mountains but I can't afford to yet, so I work my "yuppie" job in SF and come up on the weekends. You can hate the way people act, but without weekend warriors your resorts wouldn't exist. You're welcome. Grow up.

That may be true to some extent, but many resorts survive without yuppie douchebag weekend warriors.

[turboLT]

So i'm not a fan of YDBs any more than the next guy, but if the majority of new money entering a ski town economy is from weekend warriors then i'd say you're pretty depedent on them. /hijack unless this warrants starting a new thread.

[Crock]

Fortunately I was wearing a helmet,.

I think this should be your signature, so it's what we all read after everything you say. Sort of like "that's what she said"

[skibum_jr]

I dont know if i would call this a gaper move but it was quite interesting seeing a guy in line the other day with old school ski bindings (a leash, no brake) mounted to new obsetheds.

And i've got my own gaper move like powtario. A few years ago, i forgot that i had cranked the dins down over summer. I was out for the first or second run of the season and decided to pull a 3 off of a roller. Well i popped and spun pretty hard and both skis came off as soon as i started spinning. I managed to do the 3, but the skis stopped way back and my toes hit the run to create a big faceplant.

[old goat]

Today I managed to get my skis stuck in the Squaw tram turnstile. The bar on the turnstile came down between the brake pedal and the ski-pinning the tails of the skis to the floor. Fortunately I was wearing a helmet.

Oh, and thanks so much to the asshole who started kicking the skis--in the wrong direction--until I sent him to the other (empty) turnstile. He's a bigger gaper than I am.

[stuckathuntermtn]

Why? Yuppie Trustafarians need love too? They don't get everything they need from their money stash?

IDK, I probably would, though.

[stuckathuntermtn]

Extra GNAR points for saying "I'm the best skier on the mountain" into somebody's running GoPro.

I'm doing that this weekend.

[creaky fossil]

Sigh. That's my biggest gaper quote this weekend so far.

I would love to live in the mountains but I can't afford to yet, so I work my "yuppie" job in SF and come up on the weekends. You can hate the way people act, but without weekend warriors your resorts wouldn't exist. You're welcome. Grow up.

Wow, hit a nerve eh?

You're well mistaken about what would happen w/o weekend warriors... at many hills. I can't speak to the poseurs who ski weekends because their "career" is more important than their skiing. Good luck climbing that corporate totem pole, striver. I'm sure your skiing flourishes while you do that.

As to who's the bigger gaper, you've defintely got the porn-star cock here. Keep swinging that plastic strap-on, weekend warrior!

[OSECS]

Wow, hit a nerve eh?

You're well mistaken about what would happen w/o weekend warriors... at many hills. I can't speak to the poseurs who ski weekends because their "career" is more important than their skiing. Good luck climbing that corporate totem pole, striver. I'm sure your skiing flourishes while you do that.

As to who's the bigger gaper, you've defintely got the porn-star cock here. Keep swinging that plastic strap-on, weekend warrior!

PLEASE POST SOMETHING FUNNY OR SHUT THE FUCK UP !!

[nateski]

this was a strange one.
riding the lift with an instructor and two young (maybe 5 or 6?) kids. as we pass by the mardi gras/ panty tree, kid says:
i once put scooby doo underwear on there
instructor: what? really
kid: yeah, i pooped my pants and my mom made me throw my underwear on the tree.
i busted up laughing at this point. wtf?

[bushman]

Nate, look around, its Minnesota invasion week in Montana. The Quotes should abound. Jr. said he rode the lift with lots of patriots today. I'll be out next Sunday or Monday. I'll pm. Maybe do a few laps and I'll buy a round.

[Shadam]

How many calories are there in a handful of snow ???

[creaky fossil]

PLEASE POST SOMETHING FUNNY OR SHUT THE FUCK UP !!

Your humor gauge needs recalibration, CAPSMAN!

[Edgnar]

While on the streets of Breck today, "where are the slopes?" I turned and pointed at the slopes that are directly above the town and visible from just about any point in town.

And yes, I know the best gaper quote you heard today was "While on the streets of Breck today..."

Since this came up earlier, Friday there was a dude with a GoPro on top of the Peak 8/Imperial boot pack, I asked him, is that thing on? Then I told him I was the best snowboarder on the mountain. how many points do I get?

[TeleHoar]

Overheard at breakfast at a hotel;

" I love skiing powder...as long as it is packed powder"

[stuckathuntermtn]

While on the streets of Breck today, "where are the slopes?" I turned and pointed at the slopes that are directly above the town and visible from just about any point in town.

And yes, I know the best gaper quote you heard today was "While on the streets of Breck today..."

Since this came up earlier, Friday there was a dude with a GoPro on top of the Peak 8/Imperial boot pack, I asked him, is that thing on? Then I told him I was the best snowboarder on the mountain. how many points do I get?

eleventy-seven. Good work.

[TheDon]

this was a strange one.
riding the lift with an instructor and two young (maybe 5 or 6?) kids. as we pass by the mardi gras/ panty tree, kid says:
i once put scooby doo underwear on there
instructor: what? really
kid: yeah, i pooped my pants and my mom made me throw my underwear on the tree.
i busted up laughing at this point. wtf?

Awesome!

[time2clmb]

Myself and Backscratcher were skinning in to Paradise Valley today via a cross country track for access. Both on 180-some thing Shoguns, and K2 Bakers.....one of them asked "are those snowblades?" lol. Maybe we were the gapers and she was some hard core that tours on 207's.....

[skibum_jr]

i was going up peak chair at Whistler the other day with tons of fresh and one of the guys beside me points at the straight lines in the pow and says to his friends " that is too much work. The people cant even turn." He then points at the saddle (groomed blue) and says " thats a proper run, we'll go there"

[MJbumper1121]

"Will someone tell this guy that this is snow skiin' and not water skiin'" -some hillbilly on race skis to my buddy on EP Pros in the lift line at vail

[mtngirl79]

How many calories are there in a handful of snow ???

There are 4.18 joules in one gram of water, thats 0.999043977 calories, or 0.000999043977 kcalories, which is what is on food labels.

calories are just a measure of energy, regardless if our bodies can convert it to energy.