Gonehuck, wtf is wrong with me? I have a horsecock, whats wrong with you?
Couldn't close the deal? How you figure? Cause you've got my lady friends confused?
She was beatin my dick till 4am like she hated it thursday night. Sadly, missed the chance again saturday night since i was out of town.
Read between the lines and check the dates........it was a dryspell. The one i didn't close the deal with was about 3 weeks ago. Jen's the new drug.
ps-very nice wickedsick. Great ass!
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Thread: A plea to Ullr (NSFW)
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03-01-2010, 08:05 AM #626
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03-01-2010, 10:28 AM #627
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Fail....
Originally Posted by gonehuckin
So local it hurts...
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03-01-2010, 10:37 AM #628
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And then you posted pics......So how did I misunderstand? But good for you if you managed a different turn. Originally Posted by Flowtorch
Goals for the season: -Try and pick up a sponsor.--Phill
But whatever scares you most... --Rip'nStick
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03-01-2010, 10:39 AM #629
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Flow clearly has posted some of the best offerings in this thread. Originally Posted by gonehuckin
It has been my experience that if you get a girl naked and get her to take pictures of her naked, you chance of dipping into the honeypot goes to something like 110%.
Jealous you may be your line of reasoning is elusively flawed. Or as HotCarl put it::
Fail. Originally Posted by skuba
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I would like to see your point of view but I can't get my head that far up your ass.
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03-01-2010, 11:18 AM #630
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About two weeks later. Originally Posted by gonehuckin
Yes I made a different turn. Nice try though huckin.
I was gonna post up a couple more but then I see loveland got 11inches this morning-while all the others i dont have a pass to got skunked...too bad I'm not there to claim whats clearly mine. Maybe another day.
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03-01-2010, 11:51 PM #631
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Flow, glad you can see the first hand power of your offerings. Well played, and too bad you were unable to harvest the payments. Continue to work hard and post more pics, and you WILL be rewarded again!! Good luck.
Originally Posted by RockBoy
Originally Posted by kannonbal
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03-14-2010, 05:54 PM #632
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Bump!
Too many beautiful women and not enough snow to be on page 6.
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03-15-2010, 11:51 PM #633
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maybe this will help
two world class skiers in the hot tub. Mancuso and chemmy alcott enjoy!
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03-18-2010, 04:27 PM #634
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In anticipation of a Loveland dump tmrw.....
Praise be,Ullr.
Edit:fuck....hold onSo local it hurts...
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03-23-2010, 08:47 PM #635
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How long do we have to hold on?
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03-23-2010, 09:11 PM #636
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Looks like the first person amateur porn posted here has dried the fuck up completely now?!?!? The snow will surely slow then stop, and Winter will be over... THANKS FOR NOTHING YOU GOD DAMN LAZY FUCKS!!!
(ps. I honestly believe GLOBAL WARMINGS!!! could be averted by an organized maggot offering to Ullr with broad distribution across all the continents. It would take uber effort to coordinate the poon display evenly and consistantly thru the spring and summer to forestall those seasons completely, but I think it's possible. We'd likely need a MAJOR sponsor like Absolut or such, so start working your connections on both the "booze supplier" and "poon delivery" sides!!!)
[/stingy fuck... I'm saving my own private collection until I've moved out West and begun living my ski bum lifty life... I'm greedy that way.
Sorry!]
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03-23-2010, 10:38 PM #637
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^^^fucking hypocrite.
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03-23-2010, 11:59 PM #638
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^^^ OK, yeah... guilty as charged!!! But my sucky life doesn't give me a chance to enjoy the blessing of Ullr, or share the blessings I do get (for legal reasons you understand)... for now. The day to share will come, until then... and to make amends, maybe a "BEST OF THREAD BUMP" is in order? (If I've left out the offerings you've given, my apologies... just bump them yourself, and then wipe up the mess and post more pics here yerself.
(And sorry for any oversized images pushing the margin over... I'm not reformatting the submitted images.)
PAGES 1 to 18.75;
Originally Posted by The Padded Room
You are late. A sacrifice in return for the goodness.
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Originally Posted by The Padded Room
And you should be the spokesperson for getting women to do cool things for free skis.
Originally Posted by The Padded Room
Since this thread has seemed to have veered off track a little and it appears our plea hasn’t fallen on deaf ears (today did NOT suck and the PNW is now getting some too), Mama approved a thank you in return.
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And yes, I have the coolest gf EVAR. Originally Posted by natty dread
Sorry for the shit cellie pic and lack of full on labia Ullr, but it's all I got for now...
Originally Posted by Jim S
Not NSFW but.....
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7:34 am...are you sure you have to leave for freshies?
Originally Posted by arewolfe
This thing almost went off page 1 wtf!!
Sorry I don't know how to make them appear upright or full size.
OH GREAT ONE HEAR OUR PLEA AND BESTOW US WITH THE GIFT OF SNOW
...more to come next week before I head out to Stowe.
... Originally Posted by carvedog
...Here is an appeasement from some good friends. Taken a while back but I know they would support this.
Originally Posted by Pow4Brains
Let's review because high pressure sucks.
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Originally Posted by CarlOrf
Need snow!
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... Originally Posted by H0G
Originally Posted by Flowtorch
Just tryin to boost snowpack here.
Originally Posted by bedoe
Really needing some snow, hope these help.
Originally Posted by Wiilbert
You guys are missing the point of this thread. Although I appreciate hot chicks, I think the pictures of some woman you've never slept with, let alone met are in the wrong spot. Hopefully this makes amends for it, it's been snowing a lot lately and I want it to keep up. A repeat, but I'm sure a lot missed it:
... Originally Posted by Sensisnow
I've had these pics of an ex tucked away for awhile, hopefully Ullr likes redheads.
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... Originally Posted by Sensisnow
Well, if that's how Ullr rolls here's some pre-enhancement photos for his enjoyment.
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Originally Posted by GapersGoHome
OK.... here you guys go. Not the most revealing pics, but... Whatev. Maybe it'll add an inch or two to this storm that's inbound.
Ex pics.
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Originally Posted by bedoe
Stevens pass was deep today! Hope this works for Mission tomorrow! Originally Posted by EC/BC
cell phone pic was the best I could do... but the east needs some love too Originally Posted by Flowtorch
Please forgive me for the crappy pic Ullr, just know those are D's under there.
Originally Posted by Flowtorch
This is more for Colorado Hear Ullr is passing through here soon. You can thank me on thursday.
I swear that ass on the right was one of the hottest lays i've ever had. Filthy mouth too. Wish i could pass her around to you guys but she's taken now.
Originally Posted by PowTron
Pics of an EX. I hate her now, but maybe ULLR will like her
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SUCH a classy broad, let me tell you...
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... Originally Posted by arewolfe
Time to get serious. Calling all maggots who care about themselves and their fellow man. It's time to contribute any effort you can to this thread. The East Coast is in a state of dire need for snow w/ some potential toward the end of the month.
I'll start it off, 1 or 2 of which are re-runs. But I'm pulling with everything I've got right now.
Dear Ullr, The jpgs are hudge, so I opted not to post them in here. Just click the thumbnails and turn you comp clockwise 90 deg. P.S. she's willing to contribute more in the near future.
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03-24-2010, 12:35 AM #639
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PAGES 18.75 to HERE;
Originally Posted by el hefe
A little tame compared to ^^ but she would kill me if it was anything else.
But for christ sake whistler, share the love!
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If this keeps up though I might need to do a photo shoot! Originally Posted by MrDirt
Well, I've been holding out on ex-girlfriend pics and we really need more snow in the Wasatch. Bring it on!
Originally Posted by MrDirt
While I'm at it, I'd like to post this photo of two of my ex's making out to help my Teton brethren. I'm going to regret this, I know it.
Originally Posted by Hayden.Duffin
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Oh tequilla tequilla, we love you. "Trainwreck" as she was nickednamed after this night, does not love tequilla Originally Posted by Boom Heir
Ahhh.... Fine. Chick I messed around with about 4 - 5 years ago. Turns out she ended up in Playboy...
Compare for yourselves... Originally Posted by Flowtorch
For you Ullr, I would like to express my gratitude for your blessings yesterday. Now if you could deliver the next offering anytime after the 25th when I'm done visiting fam that'd be great.
I offer you...her(no need for names)
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ps-she eagerly enjoys der poopenhausen, Ullr. Originally Posted by JayPowHound
Alright Ullr,
I've never contributed to this thread before, but I'm going to be at Jay Peak next week and need a MINIMUM of two 1'+ powder days while I'm there! I offer you ass, with and without the flash...
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Originally Posted by Flowtorch
Ol Brenda looks pretty hot in this pic. Not bad at all for a GILF.
And isn't that the clit comin out of her....heard it doesn't really exist though.
Originally Posted by Flowtorch
Fuckin sacrificin CSU coeds to appease that popoff-fuckups deceivery.
Not in an El Nino year dude...
Apologies in an advance for the disguise, she was a good clean catholic girl
Fun.
Originally Posted by UllrAlias
Please Ullr!!!!! We could really use some snow in the North East!!!!!
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Originally Posted by Flowtorch
Praise be Ullah. We haven't forgotten about you, just been a bit of a dryspell around here.
Originally Posted by Flowtorch
Yes and yes.
Originally Posted by natty dread
C'mon ullr, give it up for a dood who's had no pow this winter!!
Originally Posted by wicked_sick
Please, Ullr, make it snow sometime this week.
I'm not supposed to share pictures like these, but I believe that the moral worth of an action is determined solely by its utility in providing happiness. If Ullr deems this offering worthy of snow(which makes me and countless others happy), then I have done no wrong. Scantily clad young women also make many people happy.
I can do no wrong here.
There. All the prayers and blessings condensed... Ullr please forgive my hypocrisy... I'll contribute one day.pmiP triD remroF
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03-24-2010, 04:32 PM #640
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Eldora was good today, thank you ULLR...
Now, one more to make these Spring Storms keep coming.You should have been here yesterday!
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03-24-2010, 04:46 PM #641
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Is that a dick print on her ass? Originally Posted by PowTron
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03-24-2010, 04:57 PM #642
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haha, no actually....I never noticed that before. Just the way the paint was drying, I guess. Originally Posted by WWCD
You should have been here yesterday!
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03-24-2010, 06:53 PM #643
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03-25-2010, 11:36 AM #644
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FUCK...how the shit do I upload some goddamn punani pics to this thing? I've tried cussing at it,hitting it,kicking it....wtf! How do i upload pics that were sent to my email? Do i need to find a host or something? Is there an 'upload' button that i'm missing? I can't link it b/c the pics just disappear when i'm logged out've my yahoo account. I just wanna do my part and make praise. And dickwave a little.
So local it hurts...
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03-25-2010, 01:02 PM #645
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Not really an Ullr plea I guess. But I looked at the girl in this link for about a minute, looked up and it had suddenly started snowing.
Thanks Ullr.
http://sunvalleyonline.com/2010/03/2...-fri-sat-930pm Originally Posted by skuba
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I would like to see your point of view but I can't get my head that far up your ass.
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03-26-2010, 10:46 PM #646
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Definitely not out of the personal quiver but bump for (hopefully) more snow tonight:
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03-27-2010, 06:07 PM #647
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ur doing it wrong
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03-27-2010, 07:28 PM #648
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could crosspost in dimples thread fer sure
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03-30-2010, 09:40 AM #649
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Don't know these girls but they were mud wrestling at the end of last season at my local hill (repeat).
Originally Posted by Benny Profane
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03-30-2010, 12:06 PM #650
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The guy with the green pants and studded belt looks like he has gynecomastia. Originally Posted by Conundrum
Don't know these girls but they were mud wrestling at the end of last season at my local hill (repeat).
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