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Thread: A plea to Ullr (NSFW)

  1. 02-11-2010, 11:31 AM #601
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    Something for ULLR please...we have potential for a storm on Sat night...
    ROLL TIDE ROLL
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    Quote Originally Posted by montanaskier View Post
    Something for ULLR please...we have potential for a storm on Sat night...
    You heard the man "batter up!"
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    ^ Aren't you both married? Put up or shut up.
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    I feel like a failure. I was working on this dime-piece chic but i think I blew it. I've got some shoddy cell phone pics...but I didn't finish the deal. Do i post em anyway? We're hurtin here.
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    flowtorch: yes. colorado/ut could use some snow, sounds like that's where you're at.
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    Praise be Ullah. We haven't forgotten about you, just been a bit of a dryspell around here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flowtorch View Post
    Praise be Ullah. We haven't forgotten about you, just been a bit of a dryspell around here.
    10/10 as a Norwegian I know Ullr would approve.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flowtorch View Post
    Praise be Ullah. We haven't forgotten about you, just been a bit of a dryspell around here.

    nice stack of porn on the floor behind her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Labcabin View Post
    nice stack of porn on the floor behind her.
    Seriously, notice the open dresser..her collection fills it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Labcabin View Post
    nice stack of porn on the floor behind her.
    Quote Originally Posted by Flowtorch View Post
    Seriously, notice the open dresser..her collection fills it.
    wow. must be tough to find time to ski.
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    That's some wierd zombie shit, man.
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  12. 02-26-2010, 09:00 PM #612
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    Friend of yours, torch?
    schweeeet.
    I bet she's just warming up for a gaggle of fun.
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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    Friend of yours, torch?
    schweeeet.
    I bet she's just warming up for a gaggle of fun.
    No, actually, it's a literal gaggle... of geese. She's a FREAK!

    Thanks again for getting those 179s off so quickly, Splat.
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  14. 02-26-2010, 09:35 PM #614
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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    Friend of yours, torch?
    schweeeet.
    I bet she's just warming up for a gaggle of fun.
    Yes and yes.
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    Flowtorch=MY HERO!!!
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    is her name Jen by any chance?
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    "jen1" and "jen3" why do I get the sense that you're holding out on Ullr?
    My first sad little vid.
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    I highly recommend taking the time and going back through this thread page by page...
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  19. 02-27-2010, 04:37 PM #619
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    lil more than a handful

    C'mon ullr, give it up for a dood who's had no pow this winter!!
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  20. 02-27-2010, 11:05 PM #620
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    Quote Originally Posted by shiftagain View Post
    "jen1" and "jen3" why do I get the sense that you're holding out on Ullr?
    Everyone knows 3rd Jen gear is upgraded for a better ride.
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  21. 02-28-2010, 03:17 AM #621
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    Quote Originally Posted by Labcabin View Post
    nice stack of porn on the floor behind her.
    I’m still trying to figure out what is on the tube.

    Nice work flow and natty.
    `•.¸¸.•´><((((º>`•.¸¸.•´¯`•.¸.? ??´¯`•...¸><((((º>

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    Please, Ullr, make it snow sometime this week.

    I'm not supposed to share pictures like these, but I believe that the moral worth of an action is determined solely by its utility in providing happiness. If Ullr deems this offering worthy of snow(which makes me and countless others happy), then I have done no wrong. Scantily clad young women also make many people happy.

    I can do no wrong here.
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  23. 02-28-2010, 10:43 PM #623
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    Yummy. Thanks, WS.
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  24. 03-01-2010, 01:19 AM #624
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    Wicked_sick, that is actually a very nicely composed image.


    Plus she looks hawt.
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    pissing in a sink? fucking rookies. Shit in an oven, then you'll be pro.
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  25. 03-01-2010, 01:39 AM #625
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flowtorch View Post
    Praise be Ullah. We haven't forgotten about you, just been a bit of a dryspell around here.
    Flow-Let me get this straight, you had a girl who dressed like this, let you take pics and who clearly has a collection of porn and you couldn't close the deal? wtf is wrong with you? hunchback or something?
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