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Thread: A plea to Ullr (NSFW)

  1. 01-16-2010, 07:28 PM #576
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flowtorch View Post

    Apologies in an advance for the disguise, she was a good clean catholic girl Fun.
    Is that Mary?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pimpin Panda View Post
    Ullr is so fucking cool. So to get a bunch of pow you have to post pics of
    hot naked girls. Ullr is like Joseph Smith. His new religion starts to take off, so he is like
    OH, GOD JUST SPOKE TO ME!! HE SAID that I and my closest friends shall have many wives!

    Uhh, its god to be king
    I think it's king to be god, myself.
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  3. 01-16-2010, 09:12 PM #578
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    Quote Originally Posted by QuikR12 View Post
    Buuump niggaaaaz!

    Really??????
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    I would like to see your point of view but I can't get my head that far up your ass.
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  4. 01-16-2010, 10:38 PM #579
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flowtorch View Post
    Fuckin sacrificin CSU coeds to appease that popoff-fuckups deceivery.

    Not in an El Nino year dude...

    Apologies in an advance for the disguise, she was a good clean catholic girl Fun.
    Time for her to confess why she looks like some hipster dude pounding his pud.

    Two Hail Marys and a non chopped pic for penance.

    Maybe this will appease Ullr....

    http://www.incident.net/works/miseanu/nues.html
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  5. 01-17-2010, 05:57 PM #580
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    ^^^ bush city!
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  6. 01-17-2010, 08:52 PM #581
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    Please Ullr!!!!! We could really use some snow in the North East!!!!!
    Last edited by UllrAlias; 01-18-2010 at 07:38 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by UllrAlias View Post
    Please Ullr!!!!! We could really use some snow in the North East!!!!!
    If I was Ullr I would be insulted by that shopped piece of shit you just posted.
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  8. 01-19-2010, 05:13 AM #583
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    Well.......it was photoshopped or nothing so figured that would have to do. I'll take it down if you think he'd be insulted. I thought it was pretty hot!! I even threw in the black electrical tape for you fuckers!!!!
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  9. 01-19-2010, 11:52 AM #584
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    Quote Originally Posted by UllrAlias View Post
    Well.......it was photoshopped or nothing so figured that would have to do. I'll take it down if you think he'd be insulted. I thought it was pretty hot!! I even threw in the black electrical tape for you fuckers!!!!
    I actually kind of liked it and the skiing is great here right now. Works for me!!

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  10. 01-19-2010, 08:32 PM #585
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wiilbert View Post
    I actually kind of liked it and the skiing is great here right now. Works for me!!

    Thanks
    Thanks Wiilbert!!! Been snowing here too!!!!!
    So.....what the fuck have you got Phiber?
    Last edited by UllrAlias; 01-19-2010 at 10:15 PM.
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  11. 01-19-2010, 11:47 PM #586
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhiberAwptik View Post
    If I was Ullr I would be insulted by that shopped piece of shit you just posted.
    Phiiibberr, easy brah. It worked man, at least a little. Sunday night (1/17) was $$$ here, over 8'' of new. where were you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by QuikR12 View Post
    Phiiibberr, easy brah. It worked man, at least a little. Sunday night (1/17) was $$$ here, over 8'' of new. where were you?

    Just dropped some scratch on some new Bacon's so money is tight and my fucked Fusion pass is worthless for Meadows. Besides my GF decided she wanted to spend all day in bed. Can't pass that up sometimes. Hopefully there is some good late season dumps in March for my spring pass.
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    too much chatter & not enough clam.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhiberAwptik View Post
    If I was Ullr I would be insulted that I'm such a fag that I'm complaining about photos of hot, naked women.
    Fixed it for you.
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  15. 01-29-2010, 01:28 AM #590
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    page six bump.

    wish I had something to offer..
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  16. 01-29-2010, 08:49 AM #591
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    ^^^WTF?!?!

    Holy man-hands! Let me guess...gator wrestler? Or ranch hand? Ahhh...bull fighter!! So much for the snow.
    Gravity. It's the law.
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  17. 01-29-2010, 09:21 AM #592
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    Quote Originally Posted by axebiker View Post
    ^^^WTF?!?!

    Holy man-hands! Let me guess...gator wrestler? Or ranch hand? Ahhh...bull fighter!! So much for the snow.
    Wow you made me go back and look at the hands.

    Are you gay?
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    Looks like a hot older body even with the bolt-ons. Love how she's posing. And i'm pretty sure i've used those same cuffs.

    But one thing that worries me, that strap thingy exposed in the lower right corner.

    More please.
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  19. 01-29-2010, 09:27 AM #594
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    Quote Originally Posted by L7 View Post
    Wow you made me go back and look at the hands.

    Are you gay?
    Only on Friday mornings.

    It had more to do with the giant pic on a tiny phone screen...there they were. I thought I was looking at a guy until I scrolled up, and then there were those veins... Sorry my wife isn't down with internet booby shots or i'd have something to offer.

    Until then, I guess I'm axepounder.

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    It's a better pic if you imagine the hands belong to the dude she's backing up into. He's tied up and she's in charge! Ullr likes that shit!
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    Wide Angle Lens=magnified hands, they are tiny, but strong.

    Ullr smiles upon us again
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    You'd ride it switch to the road so quit acting like you wouldn't.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The AD View Post
    You'd ride it switch to the road so quit acting like you wouldn't.
    mmm, well, yeah. (M.t.t.I.c.cnt.)

    It may actually snow in Maui Tonight!
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    ullr is unhappy that there have been no posts in over a week.
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    I did my part...

    Batter up!
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