No longer a surprise - I'm a transsexual maggot

[Hayduke]

Ok you motherfuckers. It's me. I'm the one getting tits and a pussy. I can't tell you guys how much I've wanted this.

I figure I'd sound you guys out first (and the reception's been 100% positive) before I tell my wife and kids.

A few years ago I'm sure I would've got a different reception on here but it's gratifying to see that you guys are sound. I'm going to go and tell my kids now.


Thank you.

[OSECS]

No I'm Spartacus !!

[Hayduke]

Ok, I told my kids and showed them my tits.

They called me a "useless fag motherfucker...do you take it up the shitter?" Then they punched me in the face. They're only 4 and 7...

What the fuck? Where did I go wrong?

fuck.

[OSECS]

Ok, I told my kids and showed them my tits.

They called me a "useless fag motherfucker...do you take it up the shitter?" Then they punched me in the face. They're only 4 and 7...

What the fuck? Where did I go wrong?

fuck.

Priceless !!!!!

[Hayduke]

Ok, that did't go as I thought. They can't grasp the concept of having two mummy's.

They're obviously total idiots. I'm going back upstairs and am going to give those fucking bigots a good cock slapping while I still can....They're now asleep btw.

Thank god I still have you guys. I love you.

[Egon]

Solid troll.

[yooper]

I love this place.

[obvious]

I love three-day weekends. You can party Friday through Sunday and sleep it off on Monday. So that’s why I haven’t replied sooner.

Some of you seem awfully offended that I didn’t say who I “really” am. I guess I see your point to some degree. But you know, in every-day life, I don’t go around saying “hi, I’m xxxxxx, but my name used to be xyxyxy.” That’s not who I am any more, even if it is part of my past. Occasionally it’s necessary to do so, like when I’m trying to cash a check that came in my old name or something. I can see where it would be helpful here: am I a JONG, a troll, or who I say I am? But I don’t feel like doing so quite yet here, for reasons previously stated. I probably will—when I feel like it.

Sorry, Ice, that I didn’t impress you. But you’re not really my type anyway.

To those who think I’d be well-served by some therapy: you’re right! I was! The standards of care for transsexuals suggest at least three months of weekly sessions and then ongoing as needed to navigate life during transition. I’ve had four months. My psychologist has no doubt whatsoever that I’ve made the right decision. I didn’t choose my gender identity—I just chose to express it.

The attention whore comment was hilarious. This place is already filled with them. Not a bad idea, though. I should start posting TR’s of “first ski descent of Mt. ------ by a transsexual woman” and such.

Whatever your personal views may be, the AMA & APA both endorse sexual reassignment surgery (aka gender affirmation surgery, which I’m sure is too PC of a term to use here) as medically necessary. The standards of care also (somewhat controversially) require a minimum one-year “Real Life Experience” of living full-time presenting as the gender one identifies with before undergoing such a procedure. I haven’t had surgery “down there” and probably couldn’t get it now even if I wanted it, since I’ve only been in my RLE for 3 ½ months.

Hayduke is hilarious, BTW.

When I met my fiancée I presented as male, but our first date was a Halloween party (note: crossdressers’ and closeted transsexuals’ favorite holiday!). I always wore women’s clothing at home. For a long time we didn’t really talk about it—it just felt fairly normal. I won’t say my coming out process has been easy on her, but she’s definitely happy to be with me. She’s been my primary source of support, and even encouraged me / convinced me / gave me permission to “come out” at work in the first place.

Have you passed my test? Have I passed yours? This place is just as a thought it was. A lot of fun, and with a diversity of expressed political and social views I don’t find here in the Bay Area. I don’t have to agree with you all.

Do I make a “hot” woman?
Macho-looking latino guy with his friends at Carnaval San Francisco yesterday: “I don’t know you but I love you!”
Was I interested? No.

I’ve still got a ways to go, but I’m feeling pretty good about how I look already. I’m not really “passable” at this point, but most trans-women get there with practice and a few years of HRT. But all of that medical stuff really exists to help us blend in. Right now I’m happy just being me, even if I don’t.

I think that’s enough for now. Go enjoy your day off, and take a moment to appreciate why we have it. My brother will be deployed in July, and I’m hoping not to have to memorialize him some day…


Edit to add: anxiously awaiting tomorrow's ruling on the challenge of Prop 8's constitutionality!

[Downbound Train]

Are you going to ski on chick equipment?????

[obvious]

Are you going to ski on chick equipment?????

No. Especially not with my big-ass feet. =)

[JONG SLAUGHTER]

I'm a sex change loser freak

NOBODY CARES YOU DUMB FUCKING ATTENTION WHORE.

[obvious]

NOBODY CARES YOU DUMB FUCKING ATTENTION WHORE.

Awww, you know colors. I'm impressed. Since my entire post was answering other people's questions, you're a dumbass. Now STFU.

[Downbound Train]

NOBODY CARES YOU DUMB FUCKING ATTENTION WHORE.

Fixed it for ya. (Pink, Get it)

[JONG SLAUGHTER]

Awww, you know colors. I'm impressed. Since my entire post was answering other people's questions, you're a dumbass. Now STFU.

ONLY QUESTION I'VE SEEN IS "WHAT HANDLE DID YOU USED TO POST UNDER"?

WAY TO AVOID IT, LOSER.

GO AWAY, FUCKTARD.

[Jer]

[Downbound Train]

What's this? Provide the caption?

"Minutes before Obvious breaks the news to Mom, Dad and little Brother Johnny."

[bklyn]

This thread looks more and more realistic as time goes on.

If this is true, can I feel your new boobs?

[Jer]

What's this?

It's the artwork from the Led Zeppelin album Presence.

If this is true, can I feel your new boobs?

We're gonna need photos. Ummmm.... I think?









I dunno...

[obvious]

This thread looks more and more realistic as time goes on.

If this is true, can I feel your new boobs?

Any time, girlie. They're only up to an A so far though.

[Downbound Train]

It's the artwork from the Led Zeppelin album Presence.

What a cryptic way of making fun of my spelling.
Nice...

[Tippster]

So it is Potpourri? Bummer.

Jer - that was awesome.

[iceman]

If this is true, can I feel your new boobs?

My brain just exploded.

[skiski]

This thread looks more and more realistic as time goes on.

If this is true, can I feel your new boobs?

I am confused. Am I supposed to find this comment hot?

Obvioustroll - well played. Or good luck. Whatever.

[bklyn]

I am confused. Am I supposed to find this comment hot?...

No, you are not "supposed" to do anything.

[obvious]

No, you are not "supposed" to do anything.

she's so right. that's what gets some of us stuck in misery for years and years before we figure out it's better to just be ourselves.