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Thread: No longer a surprise - I'm a transsexual maggot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lone Star View Post
    punani, i support you
    I am fairly certain that Punani got married awhile thus he wouldn't have a fiancee. My vote is for Cliff. He hasn't been around lately.
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    phunk, i support you

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    I was in Trinidad, CO the other day and saw some trannies. I really hope you're better-looking than they were.

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    Hey, maybe it's Bill! He hasn't been around for a long time. That would be one very tall and ugly-ass tranny, though.

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    Squatch?

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    Excerpt from Obvious' first TR............

    "So I took my old cock to a taxidermist, had if stuffed, I mean really stuffed to add some girth to it.......I patiently waited by the mailbox for weeks. Finally on Friday, it arrived. My newly sewn hatchet-mark dripped with anticipation.......I ran inside and tore into the package like a rabid beast. All of the excitement was replaced with horror......this stuffed cock was BLACK!!! Who the hells cock is this??? And where the fuck is mine??!!!
    HEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Hey, maybe it's Bill! He hasn't been around for a long time. That would be one very tall and ugly-ass tranny, though.
    nah, I saw him in person recently and didn't notice any bitch tits or anything like that. my guess is this is just another stupid fucking alias from some bored asshole with no life.

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    I say be who you feel you need to be... get yer freak on. (Edit: meant with no disrespect of course)

    Oh, since you know how this place operates... We will NEED pics of the girlfriend nakid of course!!! (assuming she's not hiding any "bits" too)
    Last edited by mocwvmit; 05-22-2009 at 10:07 AM.

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    I think your strategy is pretty sound. Come out here and address two goals:
    1. Test the waters at TGR and find out if the hostility is mild or unbearable since nobody has done anything like this before.
    2. Assuming you'll get the most rabid uncensored challenges to your pursuit while amongst us, this is a great environment to prepare yourself for the real world experience. On this point I think the community owes it to you to make this tough. Iceman and Blurred won't be your biggest roadblocks by a longshot.

    I'm wondering: Do you like chicks or dudes? If you like chicks, then you're a lesbian trapped inside of a gay mans body? Is your dick now off limits to your partner and you so as to make things more realistic? Or are you like so many: A dude who secretly thinks it'd be sweet to have a rack because playing with your tits would be infinitely more fun than scratching your balls and it would eliminate the emotional hurdle of playing with someone else's tits on a whim?
    Out with it Woman! Dude?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nathan Explosion View Post
    So...does this mean that you are Cliff? Do we call you Cliffy now? How about Clifferella?
    I was thinking frozenwater. He hasn't been around in a while.


    I gotta, say, I can't make myself believe all this crap about "being who you really are".

    Maybe I'm a bigot, but I gotta say I think you'd have been better served by some therapy.

    I guess its your life though, have fun with your medical imitation of a pussy.

    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    my guess is this is just another stupid fucking alias from some bored asshole with no life.
    Probably. If not though, attention whore for sure.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jm2e View Post

    I'm wondering: Do you like chicks or dudes? If you like chicks, then you're a lesbian trapped inside of a gay mans body?
    Does that make sense? Lesbians like women while gay men like men. A man who prefers women, but wants to become a woman while still sleeping with a woman should be described a lesbian trapped in a mans body. Now if the guy becomes a woman, but wants to sleep with men would be a woman trapped in a gay man's body.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Grange View Post
    Does that make sense? Lesbians like women while gay men like men. A man who prefers women, but wants to become a woman while still sleeping with a woman should be described a lesbian trapped in a mans body. Now if the guy becomes a woman, but wants to sleep with men would be a woman trapped in a gay man's body.
    But, wait. If ... Uh ... Fuck, now I don't even know what I am any more.
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    Quote Originally Posted by obvious View Post
    You guys are right. This post isn't about entertaining you. It's for me and for us--transgender & other variant people.

    It's for me to see if this is a community I want to return to. To test the waters. Why entertain you with personal details if it turns out I don't want to return here anyway?

    It's for others who may have questioned their own ability to come out and be who they are.

    It's for you to think about different forms of identity, examine your own biases, and decide who you want to shape this space.

    You don't have to be totally heteronormative to love skiing. You don't really have to have anything else in common with anyone here except skiing to be a party of this community. Scratch that--certainly there are SO's on here who don't.

    But I'm really just here to see if I want to be here.

    I have always felt anyone can fuck anyone they want without me having to get all judgmental. I am not God and doubt he gives a shit who fucks who. However, you really haven't come out, since you're using an alias. And if skiing is truly is the bond that holds maggots together, there really should be an acceptance of gay/trangender people who ski.

    It will take someone like you to break through the myths, biases and condescension that exists here as it does it the rest of the world. It's just really a matter of whether you have the balls and boobs to step up and find out if you will really be accepted. Plus, I think there's plenty of dudes here who will pm you for a date once you come out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by leroy jenkins View Post

    I gotta, say, I can't make myself believe all this crap about "being who you really are".

    Maybe I'm a bigot, but I gotta say I think you'd have been better served by some therapy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    Plus, I think there's plenty of dudes here who will pm you for a date once you come out.
    you have no idea.

    Obvious, I wish you the best!

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    Quote Originally Posted by smitchell333 View Post
    Squatch?
    man, they block tgr at work and the rumors fly.
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    ...I would have dove into that bush like Jon McMurray.

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    Are you kidding? This is Rontele. The legal references, diction, syntax, hairiness. It all points to him.

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    Anyone heard from Basom lately?

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    Gosey???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster View Post
    Anyone heard from Basom lately?
    Last week he told me he was going in for routine surgery.

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    Phishshow hasn't been around in a while.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arnold J. Pants View Post
    Phishshow hasn't been around in a while.
    I think he was guarding a white room last I heard? [/hint]

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    Quote Originally Posted by jm2e View Post
    I'm wondering: Do you like chicks or dudes? If you like chicks, then you're a lesbian trapped inside of a gay mans body? Is your dick now off limits to your partner and you so as to make things more realistic? Or are you like so many: A dude who secretly thinks it'd be sweet to have a rack because playing with your tits would be infinitely more fun than scratching your balls and it would eliminate the emotional hurdle of playing with someone else's tits on a whim?
    Out with it Woman! Dude?
    This is very confusing could you diagram it?

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    I have a couple guesses, but the under 30 thing, nixed freshie247, viva and frozen off that list. I just saw MOE this winter, so its not him. Punani has gone to the gray side?
    but his receeding hairline say older than 30 to me.

    Please say you kept a plaster replica of your junk that you can make copies of and send to bwerred. Z sounds bicurious to me.

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    Ah, Max. At least you don't have to change your name much.

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